First of all, I would like to congratulate the winner of my drinking giveaway.
Hissyfits & Halos
Go ahead. Tell her how jealous you are.
I went shopping at lunch today with my fabulous friend and coworker, Terri. When we were almost to her car, I noticed this giant man. Seriously, he was at least six foot three. He looked at me, looked away and looked back again. Dude was checking me out. You can ask Terri if you don't believe me. She noticed it too.
Anyway, this reminded me of the Target pervert I never told you about. The Hero and I were picking up a few necessities with the kids in tow. Please tell me I'm not the only one who goes to Target three times a week. As we were leaving, he tells me a guy from a couple lanes over was taking pictures of my ass with his phone.
"What did you just say?"
"Some guy was taking pictures of your ass with his phone."
"Are you sure?"
"Positive. There's no way he was taking pictures of anything else."
"Why didn't you go over there and kick his ass?"
"I'm flattered. Blah blah blah. You should be too. Blah blah blah."
Final Thoughts
1. Giveaways are fun.
2. Guys think I'm hot.
3. Pictures of my ass are probably on the internet.
Facing allegations of infidelity, Jesse James issued an apology Thursday to his wife Sandra Bullock and his three children, taking full responsibility for their heartbreak.
Although he called "the vast majority" of allegations against him "untrue and unfounded," he says in a statement provided to People, "There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me."
"It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way," he says in the statement. "This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me." -- from People.com
Since New Moon comes out on DVD this Saturday, I thought I'd share my favorite song from the soundtrack. Satellite Heart by Anya Marina is playing in the car when Edward takes Bella home after her birthday party.
I’m a satellite heart Lost in the dark I’m spun out so far You stop, I start But I’ll be true to you
Sean Hayes, best known for his flamboyant character from Will & Grace, spoke out about his sexuality this week. In case you hadn't figured it out on your own, he's gay.
Bob Barker donated $2.5 million to PETA. Since retiring in 2008, he has promoted freedom for whales and an end to the fur trade.
As Bob would say, "Have your pets spayed or neutered."
It's official. Betty White will host Saturday Night Live on May 8. I can't wait. She's going to bring the house down.
Jake Gyllenhaal was quite smitten with Rachel McAdams backstage at the Oscars. He introduced her to a friend as the mother of his child. I think Jake's on to something here. They would certainly make some cute babies.
Jamie Foxx and Stacey Dash are dating. Some of you might recognize Stacey as Dionne from Clueless. Don't these two look smashing together?
Mario Lopez and broadway dancer girlfriend, Courtney Laine Mazza, are expecting their first child together. No matter what he does, I will always think of him as the guy who cheated with a stripper the night before his wedding to the Doritos girl.
Sean Penn was reportedly thrown out of an Oscars party for punching one of The Hurt Locker producers. The producer is said to be dating Penn's ex, Robin Wright.
Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a baby named Lindsay. Lohan's lawyer said "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit. They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message."
E-Trade would be in the same predicament if they'd used the name Susan. Besides, Susan Boyle is way scarier than Lindsay Lohan.
Demi Moore gave her daughter, Rumer, a pole dancing lesson during a party at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood while Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio looked on. Leo was spotted high-fiving Ashton.
This is inappropriate for multiple reasons.
1. No mother should teach her daughter how to pole dance. Ever. Instructional videos and classes taught by non-family members will suffice. 2. If you're going to ignore #1, you should at least teach your daughter how to pole dance in private. You don't teach her in a room full of people. You especially don't teach her in a room full of celebrities. Where there's celebrities, there's reporters and paparazzi. 3. If you're going to ignore #s 1 and 2, make damn sure the girl's step-father isn't around for the lesson. Have you no decency, Demi?
Corey Haim passed away at age 38. No illegal drugs were found in his apartment, but some prescription drugs were identified. Corey reportedly turned down an offer to participate in VH1's Celebrity Rehab days before his death.
License to Drive was my favorite Corey Haim movie. What's yours?
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The third season of The Celebrity Apprentice starts on Sunday. Does anyone else love this show as much as I do? If you don't watch, what's wrong with you?
Celebrities? Check. Temper tantrums? Check. Big egos? Check.
Hotpants™ is a firefighter wife and mother of two living in the Dirty South. She's a full-time Business Manager and aspiring photographer. She loves her family, her friends and her free time. She's obsessed with celebrities, and can't live without her shiny gadgets.
The Hero has been married to hotpants™ for 7 years. He's a caring husband, doting father and hard-working firefighter. He's strong, stubborn and a bit OCD. He loves video games, weight lifting and college football. Go Noles!
Little Man is four years old. He loves dinosaurs, chicken nuggets and the color red. He also loves to make his baby sister laugh. If he could, he'd play computer games all day long. Well, that, or watch SpongeBob.
Little Bit is 16 months old. She went from a wobbly walker to a sprinter in no time. She spends most of her time eating. Oh, and did I mention she's already got an attitude?
