I hear Ireland's beautiful. Irish accents certainly are. I don't like St. Patrick's Day though. Yes, I have Irish ancestors. What white person in America doesn't? I think St. Patrick's Day is an excuse to get drunk. If you own a kilt, you can celebrate St. Patrick's Day. If you have family still living in Ireland, you can celebrate St. Patrick's Day. If you have red hair and your last name is O'Malley, you can celebrate St. Patrick's Day. If you wear green and point it out to everyone, you're a loser. If you don't wear green in hopes of getting pinched, you're an even bigger loser.
To sum up, I'm not down on Ireland or Irish people. I'm down on losers.
How about some hot Irishmen to brighten your day?