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June 19, 2009

THE TALK OF TINSELTOWN -- BARACK + BURGER KING

Billy Joel and Katie Lee are divorcing after five years of marriage. Who's Katie Lee? He's 60. She's 27.
Any other questions?




RPattz was clipped by a taxi cab in New York City yesterday. He walked away unscathed. I don't know why people are surprised. Vampires have superhuman reflexes. When I heard the news from Ryan Seacrest on Twitter, I may have said a silent prayer of thanks. What would the tweens and cougars do without their Edward Cullen fix?




David Archuleta's dad was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute. His lawyer states he was getting legitimate massage therapy for his back. I don't think so, buddy. First of all, who goes to a massage parlor called Queens of Reiki? Unbeknownst to Mr. Archuleta, the parlor was being investigated due to the scantily clad masseuses and swift exits made by the patrons. Yep. Those were definitely hookers.


Al Roker interviewed Heidi and Spencer on The Today Show this week. He apparently talked down to the couple and made Heidi cry. Al, you are my hero. Now get back to the weather. I need to know if it's going to rain tomorrow. Little Man has an outdoor birthday party to attend.




President Barack Obama killed a fly during a recent interview with CNBC. He was successful on his first try. I don't know about you, but I feel safe knowing my leader has the reflexes of a cat.

I couldn't find a picture of Obama killing the fly, so I settled for one of him dancing with Ellen DeGeneres.


Piers Morgan, from Britain's Got Talent, is the model and spokesperson for a new fragrance from Burger King. Yes, a new fragrance from Burger King. It smells like meat.



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12 comments

TERRi :) said...

No way.. BURGER KING??.. Fo Real??

Kristina P. said...

PETA is now up in arms about Obama killing the fly. Haha.

valentine said...

oh my goodness, cab-gate was such an ordeal. the whole twilight blog community was all holding vigils for his safety....k, that might not be true, but we def. should have been doing that!!

i totally dig the talk of tinseltown, hope you keep doing it!

Michelle Hoad said...

Um....is it me, or does Al look a little too happy to have a weiner that close to his face. Get your mind out of the gutter. I thought he was on a diet.

Lady Jane said...

Burger king cologne?? Seriously? Smell like Meat?? Agghhhh... BTW I have tagged you on my blog:)

Amber said...

i heard about that BK cologne...i guess if someone can't get their chunky hubby to get busy, they can spray on some hamburger meat cologne. wow, the things they come up with!

Girl With The Golden Touch said...

Ugh, Heidi and Spencer make me sick I hate them!

Obama got totally slated for doing that to the fly - animal rights activists were complaining like mad! Crazy.

The Politic's Chick said...

that Piers Morgan thing is so wrong...so very very wrong.

Jen said...

I loved this!

Calamity Jill said...

You make this waaay more interesting than it would be from any other source!

Suburban Turmoil said...

This is a great recap! You rule!!

Organic Meatbag said...

It's just a damn shame that Heidi and Spencer didn't get those burritos lodged in their windpipes...hahaha!