Billy Joel and Katie Lee are divorcing after five years of marriage. Who's Katie Lee? He's 60. She's 27.
Any other questions?
RPattz was clipped by a taxi cab in New York City yesterday. He walked away unscathed. I don't know why people are surprised. Vampires have superhuman reflexes. When I heard the news from Ryan Seacrest on Twitter, I may have said a silent prayer of thanks. What would the tweens and cougars do without their Edward Cullen fix?
David Archuleta's dad was charged with soliciting a massage parlor prostitute. His lawyer states he was getting legitimate massage therapy for his back. I don't think so, buddy. First of all, who goes to a massage parlor called Queens of Reiki? Unbeknownst to Mr. Archuleta, the parlor was being investigated due to the scantily clad masseuses and swift exits made by the patrons. Yep. Those were definitely hookers.
Al Roker interviewed Heidi and Spencer on The Today Show this week. He apparently talked down to the couple and made Heidi cry. Al, you are my hero. Now get back to the weather. I need to know if it's going to rain tomorrow. Little Man has an outdoor birthday party to attend.
President Barack Obama killed a fly during a recent interview with CNBC. He was successful on his first try. I don't know about you, but I feel safe knowing my leader has the reflexes of a cat.
I couldn't find a picture of Obama killing the fly, so I settled for one of him dancing with Ellen DeGeneres.
Piers Morgan, from Britain's Got Talent, is the model and spokesperson for a new fragrance from Burger King. Yes, a new fragrance from Burger King. It smells like meat.
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