I've decided to compile a weekly recap of what's happening in Tinseltown. With pictures! I'll put one together every Friday. If you enjoy this as much as I do, share it with your friends.
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt broke up. People say he tried to extend his '15 minutes of fame' by being with her. I'm still waiting on her 15 minutes to be up!
Sarah Palin's mad at David Letterman over a joke he cracked about her teenage daughter. Letterman said an awkward moment occurred for Palin when, during the seventh inning of a Yankees game, her daughter was knocked up by Alex Rodriguez. *snort*
Adam Lambert admits to being gay in this month's Rolling Stone. Wait! What? This guy is gay? I'm floored.
Madonna's adoption of a little girl from Malawi was approved today. It's too bad for the girl's dad. He still wants to keep her. I bet he could if he did Pilates and had a fake British accent.
Ashton Kutcher put his foot in his mouth when he Twittered about his disdain for signing autographs. He'd rather talk to his fans and have a moment with them. I forgive him, but only because he's hot.
Does anyone else want to be that toothpick right about now?
Bret Michaels was in the news on two separate occasions this week. Yes, hell has frozen over.
1. He had his nose broken when he 'missed his mark' at the Tony Awards.
2. He admits to holding off on taking his insulin so he can have better sex.
Way to be a better man, Brett.
Megan Fox does not want to be compared to Angelina Jolie. I feel for you, Megan. I really do.
Shia LaBeouf admits to smoking weed and seeing his parents have sex.
"The lights are bright in Hollywood, but only if they're on." -- hotpants™