It's been a slow week for celebrity news once you get past the Michael Jackson media circus. I had to dig deep for the content of this post. You'll see what I mean when you come to the end.
Emma Watson accidentally flashed her panties at the premiere of the latest Harry Potter film. She told David Letterman, "At least I was wearing underwear!" Emma gets two thumbs up for covering her assets.
Britney Spears dyed her hair, took her sons to the Eiffel Tower and forgot to wear a bra again.
Kim Kardashian put on a lot of makeup, showed up to an event and blew bubbles. If you make a sex tape and have one semi-famous parent, you too can be famous.
Lady Gaga modeled clothes from the Planet Szorf.
Zac Efron cut his hair.
Halle Berry's baby daddy, Gabriel, took their little girl swimming. You're welcome.