I think I only have one male follower so this picture is for him. (Hey, you over there... the tall one!) It's not really news, but Holly Madison has a 2010 calendar coming out. Do you think the photographer noticed her bikini bottom? It's about 3 sizes too small. If you're wanting to show off some skin, go with a thong. I personally think it looks stupid to have that much crack showing without being naked.
Mischa Barton was involuntarily placed on a 5150. If you're not familiar with the term, it basically means you've gone batshit crazy. All kidding aside, she's either a threat to herself or to others. I think she's heading down the same path as Lindsay Lohan, minus the lesbian catfights.
Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the day before her birthday because he found text messages from John Mayer in her phone. Tony has since been drowning his sorrows in alcohol because he wants her back. I think Tony should focus on football. I think Jessica should find a new hobby because singing just isn't her thing. I'm trying to think of something for John Mayer to do.
Amy Winehouse is single and ready to mingle. Her divorce from Blaaaaake, as she so affectionately called him, was finalized this week. I feel for her. It's going to be hard replacing this piece of meat.
I know! I know! John Mayer and Amy Winehouse can write a song together. That should keep them busy for at least a week or two.
Janet Jackson is also newly single. I think she needs to become friends with Jennifer Aniston. They can go speed dating and sign up for eHarmony.
Gerard Butler and Katherine Heigl have a new movie, The Ugly Truth, coming out next Friday. This may or may not be news to you. I simply wanted an excuse to post this picture. She's gorgeous. He's hot. The end.
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