August 21, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown
Celebrity Mug Shots

I'm currently at an offsite meeting, so I worked on this yesterday. I hope you enjoy it. I certainly had a lot of fun putting it together.

Old School
Jane Fonda - arrested for assault & battery after kicking a cop (1970)
Tim Allen - served 2.5 years for dealing cocaine (1979)
Al Pacino - arrested for carrying a concealed weapon (1961)

How Did I Not Know About This
Donnie Wahlberg - arrested on suspicion of arson

No, Not Him
Mel Gibson - arrested for DUI, but more well known for his anti-Semitic rant
Robert Downey Jr. - arrested for cocaine and methamphetamine possession

The Creepy
Paul Reubens aka Pee-Wee Herman - arrested for indecent exposure in an adult movie theatre
Andy Dick - arrested for possession of marijuana and sexual battery (pulling up the shirt and bra of a 17-year-old girl)

The Blondes
Paris Hilton - arrested for DUI and subsequent parole violations
Lindsay Lohan - arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
Mischa Barton - arrested for DUI
Heather Locklear - arrested for DUI

The Brunettes
Nicole Richie - arrested for DUI after driving on the wrong side of the road
Michelle Rodriguez - arrested for multiple DUIs and a hit-and-run
Heidi Fleiss - arrested for tax evasion in connection with her prostitution ring and illegal use of prescription drugs
Yasmine Bleeth - arrested for cocaine possession

The Hardcore
Snoop Dogg - arrested for possession of a deadly weapon
DMX - arrested for impersonating an officer, drug possession and cruelty to animals
Gary Dourdan - arrested for possession of heroin, cocaine and ecstacy
Lil Wayne - arrested for possession of marijuana, cocaine and ecstacy

The Old
James Brown - arrested for domestic violence
Phil Specter - currently serving 19 years for murder
Rip Torn - arrested for DUI
George Clinton - arrested after telling a police officer he had cocaine on him

Laugh Out Loud
Hugh Grant & Divine Brown - a John & his prostitute (self-explanatory)
Kid Rock - arrested for fighting at a Waffle House
Matthew McConaughey - arrested for possession of marijuana after police found him playing the bongo drums in the nude
Ryan & Redmond O'Neal - father & son arrested for drug possession

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Shorty said...

What a nice reminder that going to jail is an equal opportunity for all. Gotta love that!

valentine said...

i don't like paris, i really don't, but she can certainly pull of a mug shot very well. and i would say that nicole richie gets second place.

that whole matthew thing was so funny and bizarre.

Amber said...

I don't know about anyone else, but those mug shots sure make me feel better about the way I look compared to them! lol!

although Paris did pull her's off pretty well

Karen M. Peterson said...

I'm curious about the combined total of time served.

I'm guessing it's not a very high number...

Kristina P. said...

Love this!

Keifer Sutherland's mugshot was hot!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

fabulous train wrecks

Ally Wasmund said...

Nice :)

Happy Friday!

Anonymous said...

Why do they always look like such shit?