Dear Annie and the actress who plays you,
You both need acting lessons. I can't wait until the police find out you killed a homeless man. I'm hoping it will mean an end to your character's storyline. I despise you.
You're really pretty. I'm counting down the weeks until you get yourself in trouble again. Will it be drugs? Will it be Teddy? I'm thinking both.
I don't think I'm alone when I say this. How in the hell did you end up being a Guidance Counselor?
Dear Rumer Willis,
I didn't know you were going to be on 90210. Good for you. Want to know what's not good for you? That red hair.
Dear the guy who plays Teddy,
You shouldn't be playing a high school kid when you look thirty-five. Just sayin'.
I love your new haircut. I'm going to print off this picture and show it to my stylist. I hope you don't mind.
Dear Mr. Matthews,
Please shave. Some guys can pull off the scruffy look. You cannot.
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Principal,
Find a marriage counselor, quick. Affairs and divorce are imminent.
You're really going to date a chick who's already graduated from college? Really? Girlfriend could go to jail.
You are such a bitch. I love you!
PS: I can't wait until you find out Liam slept with your sister. CATFIGHT!
Tell Naomi what you did. Pretty please!