September 04, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown
The Fat, Ugly Truth


I apologize for missing last week. Sometimes, I get sidetracked. Forgive me.

Lindsay Lohan's house was robbed. The first picture is of Lindsay Lohan. The second picture is of one of the robbers. Discuss.




The latest rumor surrounding Michael Jackson's death is that Macauley Culkin may be the biological father of MJ's youngest son, Blanket. Yes, really.


Lady Gaga, in a recent interview with V Magazine, said she doesn't think her clothing is outrageous. "To me, it's very beautiful and it's art, and to them it's outrageous and crazy."


Sarah Jessica Parker began filming the next Sex and the City film this week. I'll definitely see it, but wonder what they can do to surprise us. Everyone thinks Carrie and Big will have a baby. I personally think that sounds boring and predictable.


Carrie Prejean, the beauty queen who spoke out against gay marriage, is suing The Miss California USA Organization for religious discrimination, defamation of character and emotional distress. I have a feeling she may win this one.


Chris Brown told Larry King he still loves Rihanna and doesn't really remember the night of the attack. He told reporters the next day that his words were taken out of context. Isn't that what all the celebs say?


I wonder if Britney looks at pictures of her ex-husband at night and laughs a crazed laugh when no one's around. I would.






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Macauley Culkin as Kevin McAllister in Home Alone

11 comments:

Allyson said...

Holy Hell Kevin! OMG. That's BAD.

Thanks for the updates :)

*~Angie~* said...

That picture of lady gaga is insane! Art? Really?! Oh and i am excited for the new Sex and the City movie! I hope they dont have Carrie and Big have a baby becuase i just dont think they are the "type" and it wouldnt seem right! lol

Kristina P. said...

My coworkers and I were just discussing how glad they were that I was back because their magazine selections were sorely lacking. I bring the trashiness!

Karen said...

I think Carrie and Big should get pregnant with Sextuplets. Then Carrie gets a really lame haircut, and Big goes out partying with his "secretary".

Oh wait...that was a different issue of the Talk of Tinseltown...

Jay Ferris said...

I think the only plausible direction left for the girls of Sex in the City is to pile into an old van and solve mysteries, Scooby Doo-style. Because that would make about as much sense as anything else they do.

Sera said...

Is that SERIOUSLY a picture of K-Fed? Really?!?!?!?

Um..hmm...I'm thinking the picture of Lindsey Lohan's robber looks a bit like....Lindsey LOHAN? Hello!

So, I heard on the radio today that paternity stuff is pending for MJ's kids, but they never mentioned anything about Macauley Culkin. Interesting...

And Lady Gaga? Total kook. That's not art. That's nasty. Plain and simple.

I love these celebrity things you do. They're so funny!

valentine said...

yes lady gaga, we're the crazy ones for thinking your closet full of leotards is strange.

i hope carrie and big get divorced so carrie can continue to b*tch, moan, hate and pine over him. cuz that NEVER got old.

KK said...

MacCauley, really??

Ashley said...

Wow! Kevin looks very unhealthy to say the least.

Gamma Sharon said...

Great talk of Tinseltown. Lol
"Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest"
Sorry it was so late.
Hope you had a great weekend!

Kristin said...

Oh dude, K Fed. EEEK. Hi from SITS!