October 09, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown
Booze + Boobs


President Barack Obama, to the dismay of many, was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize after having served as our country's leader for less than ten months. "Very rarely has a person to the same extent as Obama captured the world's attention and given its people hope for a better future," said the Norwegian Nobel Committee.


Marge Simpson will grace the cover of Playboy this November to celebrate the 20th anniversary of The Simpsons. I'm not really sure how this will help sales of the magazine. Then again, I don't think like a man.


Kelly Osbourne suffered severe burns before a recent taping of Dancing With the Stars after using Impulse Body Spray. Ouch!


Kate Beckinsale was named the Sexiest Woman Alive for 2009.


Tara Reid recently posed for an upcoming issue of Playboy. Who is Tara Reid? She's known for two things. (American Pie & botched plastic surgeries)


Michael Lohan wants to hold an intervention for Lindsay with his ex-wife. Michael believes Lindsay's addicted to painkillers. Dina, on the other hand, thinks the press should leave Lindsay alone because she's a genius. Her words. Not mine.


David Hasselhoff has been hospitalized after another drinking binge. He was removed from Simon Cowell's birthday bash in London. He peed his way through two mattresses back at his hotel and assaulted the doctor who was summoned to help him. Dr. Phil, if you're listening, The Hoff needs your help.


Michael Vick is getting his own reality show on BET. Even without the animal cruelty scandal, does anyone really want to watch a show about Michael Vick? He has the personality of a sock.




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12 comments:

Karen said...

Some may be dismayed but I think most are simply bewildered. I mean, the deadline for voting was 11 days after he took office. Even Obama didn't really know why he won, which kind of cracked me up.

Kate Beckinsale is beautiful, but what is up with Tara Reid??

And The Hoff. Wow. I think Michael Lohan needs to give HIM an intervention.

Amber said...

I'm in love with Kate Beckinsale. She is so pretty it makes me sick.

The Hoff needs to get some serious help. Period.

How does Tara Reid get into Playboy???????? Really!? I guess it's kinda like Heidi getting into Playboy. Guess the big guys of Playboy are running out of girls....

Kristina P. said...

You mean the same Dr Phil who apparently touches his guests boobs and makes it so they can't leave after being exposed to a naked man? That one? Blch.

Sera said...

I can always count on you for helping me be in the know, even though I apparently live under a rock! This was the first I heard of Obama's win. Uh, wow? That's...odd. Not surprised about the Hoff. We're big fans of America's Got Talent, and we were constantly cracking up over how freaking crazy he was on that show - and we often make jokes about that footage of him eating a cheeseburger on a bathroom floor while drunk off his rocker. GREAT post - love the pics you put with it, too.

Yaya said...

Love the 'who is Tara Reid' part. Bahahahahaha!

KK said...

Who needs People, I have you!

Allyson said...

ewww Tara Reid.

I agree, Kate Beckinsale is fabulously gorgeous!

Thanks for the juicy gossip :)

Ashley said...

I agree that Kate Beckinsale is gorgeous.
Tara Reid is disgusting. Almost as much as Lindsay Lohan.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

so glad i found you - an additional source outside of CHELSEA LATELY to get the latest news! wonderful!

btw, tara reid, like most washed up starlets from 10 yrs ago, probably thinks this is going to revive her career - she'd be better off dying her hair brown and taking some acting lessons

TERRi :) said...

Marg Boobies.... WOOOOO-HOOOO!!!
Not.

Kris said...

Scorched armpits are tres sexy!

Summer said...

Wow. I just can't get enough of these posts.

I'm soooo glad I'm not famous. Well, I mean, I am. But not that kind of famous!