October 16, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown
The Demise of Jon + Kate


TLC finally pulled the plug on Jon & Kate Plus 8. The show will end in November. The network also filed suit against Mr. Gosselin for breach of contract. Here's to hoping we see less and less of these two in the coming months.


Fans mob Robert Pattinson day and night. He says, "Girls scream out for Edward, not Robert. I still can't get a date." Believe me, he can get a date. It'd probably be with a chick who expects him to sparkle in the sun and watch her sleep, but a delusional chick is better than no chick at all.


Suri Cruise is currently attending a Catholic school in Boston while Tom films a movie there. Katie, raised Catholic, argued with Tom over the school choice, but he eventually caved. He still has plenty of time to convert her to his Captain Crazy Pants religion. Oh, I mean Scientology.

Sidenote: Why is this kid carrying a Starbucks coffee and wearing high heels?


Madonna's young lover, Jesus Luz, has put his modeling career on hold to travel with his lady. Madonna's currently giving him a $10,000 monthly allowance for expenses. The economy may be in the crapper for some, but Madonna can still afford to pay for sex.


Jamie Kennedy and Jennifer Love Hewitt's relationship is apparently on the rocks. Rumor has it, Jamie is still in love with his ex-girlfriend, and former assistant to Britney Spears, Shannon Funk. Honestly, I don't care. I just wanted an excuse to post this picture. I love this dress. Jennifer Love Hewitt looks great!


Lindsay Lohan has been ordered by a judge to appear in court today. She's currently on probation for her 2007 DUI arrest. Lindsay took a leave of absence from a mandatory program to "work", but has yet to get in contact with them on how she'll finish the six weeks she has left. I hope the judge has harsh words for her since "work" doesn't consist of drunken behavior, stalking your ex-girlfriend on Twitter and making ugly leggings.

Update: Lindsay was late to court so the judge tacked on an extra year of probation. It's obvious. Judges hate leggings too.


Courteney Cox, 45, said she's revving up her engines to have another baby with husband, David Arquette. As long as it doesn't interfere with the filming of Cougar Town, I'm ok with it. I love that show!


Leona Lewis was punched in the head at her recent book signing. The man who assaulted her reportedly didn't make it onto X Factor which is the talent show that made her famous.


Julia Roberts' mother had an emergency angioplasty procedure after a recent heart attack. Julia didn't find out until two days after. She was filming in India so her family couldn't get through to her because of spotty cell coverage and security loopholes. Julia was not happy.




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16 comments:

TERRi :) said...

I am so beyond sick of J&Kplus8.
Ugh.

Kristina P. said...

I would totally be a kept woman. Or man, for that matter.

Mighty M said...

Cougar Town rocks!!

Kimi said...

I would take Rob any day. Even with his semi-shiny vampire sparkles.

Cslamity Jill said...

Please don't hate me but I would cannot stand that vampire kid's face.
Courtney Cox on the other hand? Love her face.

Yaya said...

Lol. Hilarious!

Glad Jon and Kate are done-zo.

debilyn said...

I still think it'll be awhile before we stop hearing about Jon & Kate...but so glad they pulled the plug on that one!

And I'm with Jill. No idea what everyone finds so appealing about Pattinson!

Amber said...

So confused on why a weird man like Jamie Kennedy would mess up a relationship with someone like Jennifer Love Hewitt?!?!?! She is freakin gorgeous and a sweetheart, is he crazy?

I wish somebody would just haul Lindsay Lohan off somewhere far, far away and we never speak of her again.

Ashley said...

Ok, in defense of lil Miss Suri, I buy my step-kids the Kid's Hot Cocoa. Maybe thats what she had too. Or a tea. :) Jennifer Love Hewitt is so hot. WHY is she dating JAMIE KENNEDY?!?! And um that pick of Rob got me all hot and bothered. I don't need him to sparkle... much.

Ashley said...

Love Jennifer Love Hewitt's dress! I hope Jon and Kate can work things out. I'm definitely done hearing about them. I feel bad for their kids.

Allyson said...

it's about stinkin' time they pull J&K off the air. seriously, what took them so long...

i love jennifer love hewitt! she seems like a sweet person and i wanna look like her :)

valentine said...

you know, rob would have a better time finding a date if he looked for a girl somewhere other than the nasty hotel room he shares with kstew. yeah, kinda hard to meet girls when you are bangin' stuttering mcblinks-a-lot.

Simply-Mel said...

i thought pattinson and stewart were a couple? clearly not?

courteney cox is beautiful, but 45 - seriously I could not fathom having a baby at 45!! celebs certainly make strange choices.

Jenn LH is just gorj - she must just ditch Jamie and find a real man methinks!

KK said...

I'm so ready for J&K to disappear, love Cougar town and Jennifer's dress, and what is Suri wearing??? (also agree with the crazy pants religion!)

Karen said...

I'm positive that Robert Pattinson's trouble getting a date has nothing to do with his apparent lack of hygiene.

And I'm sure Suri's drinking a plain old scandal-less hot cocoa.

The Rambler said...

Thank goodness J&K are done. Seriously....who gets a divorce but still wants to have their family filmed. MMMM, thats the first thing my parents wanted when they divorced??