October 02, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown
Sex, Money + Power


Lady Gaga and Kanye West cancelled their tour due to "creative differences". I'm guessing Gaga didn't want to be associated with Kanye's douchebaggery.


David Letterman revealed on his show last night that he was involved in a sting operation to stop an extortion plot stemming from affairs he had with several female employees. I applaud his willingness to come clean in order to stop a horrible crime. Mostly, I feel for his family.

I can hear my mother-in-law now. "I told you David Letterman was a pervert."


Speaking of David Letterman, Madonna stopped by his show for a visit this week. She said she'd rather get hit by a train than get married again.


Nothing has been confirmed, but many sources say Jessica Biel was recently dumped by Justin Timberlake.


Sources say Timberlake's now hooking up with Rihanna. Here's a picture of Rihanna out and about in a see-through dress without any undies on. Classy!


Jon Gosselin's up to his crazy antics again. First, he was removed from his own tv show by TLC. He immediately halted his divorce proceedings from Kate. Soon after, he requested TLC halt production of the show altogether. Jon says it's for the well being of the children. I think we all know it has more to do with the checks he'll be putting in the bank.


Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were married. Sort of. He didn't have time to put together a suitable prenup so they won't have a legal ceremony until after it's completed. Until then, they're enjoying the free publicity.




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13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I saw Jon on Larry King last night. He's so ridiculous. Talking about how he's only thinking of the kids. Whatever. YOu were fine with pimping them out until your name was taken off the show.

Karen said...

Okay, first, Khloe Kardashian looks more like she's in love with the spotlight than with her new sort-of husband. Just sayin'.

Second, I've been waiting ALL WEEK because I just KNEW you were gonna say something about Roman Polanski. And nothin'. I'm so bummed...

KK said...

Wow, I knew none of these things. Seriously, what is wrong with these people? I need a nap now!

Amber said...

I heard that about Gaga & Kanye. Your words were my thoughts exactly!

And Jon Gosselin just realized how much he liked the spotlight & the money that came with it. Even though he acted like that was part of the reason he wanted to divorce Kate in the first place. I guess he ran out of money for his new honey & paying that big car payment.

Sera said...

This is one of my favorite blog posts to read all week. It just kills me! These people are NUTS! I used to be on Jon Gosselin's side because Kate is such a psycho, but that was before he started getting all crazy and ass headed.

Joy said...

That magazine cover with the Kardassians {intentional typo} looks so ridiculous with their overwhitened teeth. Not to mention Odom's head looks like it's been Photoshopped in!

p.s. Thanks for stopping by my blog when I was SITS featured blogger!

Ashley said...

I don't blame Lady Gaga if that's what she was thinking. I wouldn't want to be associate with Kanye either. And Khloe's wedding...I'm so sick of hearing about that already! So much of a publicity stunt, in my opinion.

Organic Meatbag said...

For the love of farts, is there anybody less deserving of celebrity status than Jon & Kate and the Kardashians?

tori said...

Just stopping by from SITS. The Kardashians drive me crazy! Such attention seekers! YUCK!

Carolyn @ My Backyard Eden said...

You are too funny! That whole David Letterman thing just gives me the creeps. And the Kardashians?? People who are famous for being famous always bug me. So glad I stopped by from SITS!

The Lucky Mrs. T said...

I think the one of the Kardashians should marry Jon. Please tell me why are they famous again?

Love it that David Letterman "owned" his blackmailer.

Hadn't heard the Timberlake scoop!

Super post, I feel up to date!

Lacey said...

Thanks for the hollywood synopsis! It's great to get it in one place in the blogging world:) Stopped by from sits.

Kari said...

I love these 'Talk of Tinseltown' posts - so much fun. I can never get enough celebrity gossip.

Thanks so much for stopping by on my SITS day.