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October 23, 2009

THE TALK OF TINSELTOWN -- YOU'RE FIRED

Ashlee Simpson was given the boot by the executive producer of Melrose Place. He said it's always been in the plans to let her go after the murder-mystery storyline wrapped up. I don't watch the show. Is she the killer? If not, she totally got fired.


Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is being sued by the pageant organization. They want the $5200 they spent on her breast implants back. They spent $5200 for those? I'd want my money back too!


Dennis Quaid and his wife were asked not to drive by a police officer who spotted them stumbling to their car. They ended up cabbing it home. It's a good thing. This guy clearly does not look sober.


Nadya Suleman, affectionately known as Octomom, has a crush on Jon Gosselin. No, I’m not kidding. She told Radar Online, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin.”



“I think he’s hot.”


I avoid spoilers so I don’t know what role she’ll be playing, but Miley Cyrus will be in the next Sex and the City film. I have no idea why these two are dressed alike, but I’m guessing it can’t be good.


According to Pop Eater, Khloe Kardashian hasn't met her husband's kids yet. Can you say fake television marriage?



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15 comments

TERRi :) said...

Ahhh.. So much to say, not enough energy to actually type it out.
One question: How did Octomom's tummy get so flat??

Ashley said...

What is Miley wearing on her neck?!?

Yaya said...

Wait....how can Octomom afford Starbucks??

Lisa - The Heller Family said...

When did Miley's body turn so womanly? She is how old? You would bust a gut laughing if I put a pic of myself next to her at her age. Wow!

debilyn said...

you are such a wealth of information!! :)

and you're right. jon gosselin IS hot. after seeing that picture, i can totally understand why octomom has a crush on him.

:)

The Head Eagle said...

Octomom and Gosselin..GROSS!

KK said...

Why did the pageant people pay for her boobs???? Oh that is like a freak SNL skit...the story of lovely lady who was bringing up 14 little kids....and a man named Jon? Yuck!

Anonymous said...

Dennis Quaid is an absolute idiot, who needs to get himself back to rehab again. Their poor poor babies to have such people for parents.

Shorty said...

Thanks for the entertainment. As usual, it cracked me up!

RW @ TrueBeauty said...

OMG, the octomom and john gosslein..what a pair! They are both disgusting to me.

Karen said...

Jon-9+Nadya+14=Best Reality Show Ever.

Michelle Hoad said...

I think Miley's dad put that necklace on her. That way, if any boys try to kiss her, they get stabbed in the jugular and bleed to death. It's the modern day version of a chastity belt.

NicoleAlison said...

I love the way you write.

A Real Housewife said...

When did Dennis Quaid's nose get so big??!! And Nadya and Jon totally deserve each other. Please have 5 million kids together.

The Rambler said...

Octomom makes me sick.

And I'm going to say....Miley Cyrus plays a long lost daughter Samantha NEVER told anyone about EVER.

Until Sex and the City Movie 2.

Yup, that's what I'm going for,.