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November 13, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown; Aerosmith & Butt Cheeks

Famous basketball star, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, announced he has been battling cancer for nearly a year. The sports legend and father of five came forward with his diagnosis after learning that many patients do not regularly take their medication and tend to skip out on doctor's appointments. Get well soon, Kareem.


Those Twilight kids, Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, were photographed holding hands before boarding a recent flight to Paris. What do you think? Are they together or not?


Joe Perry says Steven Tyler is leaving Aerosmith. Steven Tyler says he's not leaving Aerosmith. It doesn't really matter. Without Steven Tyler, there is no Aereosmith. It's just a bunch of old guys in a band without a lead singer.


Britney Spears has angered Australian concertgoers with her lipsyncing ways. Several fans paid upwards of $1300 for tickets. If you pay $1300 for concert tickets, you're dumb. If you don't know Britney Spears lip syncs, you're really dumb.

Sidenote: I want her boots!


Tiffani Thiessen, the actress who played Kelly Kapowski on Saved by the Bell, is pregnant with her first child. If it's a boy, I think she should name him Zachary Slater. It has a nice ring to it.


After falling in love with her $35,000 breast implants, Amy Winehouse wants a matching set of cheeks. Butt cheeks, that is!


Taylor Swift owned the CMA Awards on Wednesday. She won all four awards for which she was nominated, including Entertainer of the Year. At 19, she's the youngest artist to nab this title.


Mike Tyson punched a photographer at LAX. If prosecutors find Mike guilty of violating his probation, he could spend up to five years in jail.



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13 comments

A Real Housewife said...

Few thoughts:
1) if it's true about Rob Patz & K Stew, I'm going to go kill myself now. He's supposed to be with me. Cheater.
2) nevermind joe & steven (althought i'll be crushed if they break up), did you read that rolling stone cover??!! "SHOULD ECSTASY BE LEGAL?" WHAT???!!!
3) what the eff is all over amy's face??

Kristina P. said...

They are definitely together. And the director of the first movie pretty much confirmed it yesterday.

The Rambler said...

1. Kareem...hang in there and be well.

2. So there together....Aren't they Bella & Edward? (I'm saying this so I can pretend that they are supposed to be together :)

3. Yeah...no Aerosmith without Steve Tyler. Period.

4. Hahahahaha...loved your little blurb on Britney!

5. How about Slater Zachary? :)

6. Um, okay..I gues..to butt cheeks.

7. I'm sure they had NO Kayne posters all over the front doors :)

8. Way to go Tyson. (as I run really fast away)

valentine said...

who pays $1300 for old britney?

Shorty said...

Ok, I'm laughing my butt of again reading your post. Love the pics and tidbits! And I must say the photo of Goldie is just plain shocking... poor thing. I would hate to be plagued by paparazzi!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

If Rob and KStew are really together I dont know what Ill do, but its going to be BAD.

Lisa - The Heller Family said...

1) Cancer sucks
2) I'm sure K & R are together and not labeling it, because how are they pulling it off after the final movie with their schedule.
3) Aerosmith is probably getting ready to release some music and are drumming up attention. Does anyone listen to them?
3)Britney always looks like she is screaming inside to be left out.
4) Love the name!
5)Amy looks like a walking disease.
6) Let Taylor take a year off and let the poor girl do nothing at all and enjoy her time and money.
7) Mike is mental, but he can still make money somehow.

angelina la dawn said...

thanks for catching me up on all the new i missed. and as far as britney goes, i'm with you! you're really paying for the braggin rights (that you saw her) and the show (not the voice) so who cares if she lip syncs?

Tia said...

i love britney's boots too.

and that is the PERFECT baby name for tiffani. good call.

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

Brit Brit looks amazing in that pic.

Amber said...

I definitely think they (Rob & Kristen) are together. No doubt. My guess is they will have to tell the fans after New Moon releases. They have to...the paparazzi are getting reallllly good.

Karen said...

As a fan of the 1980s Lakers, I was surprised and saddened to hear about Kareem Abdul-Jabar. And I think it's a good thing he's coming forward to raise awareness.

I couldn't care less about Rob and Kristin. They are just as annoying when they pretend to love each other as they are when they pretend to hate each other.

And Brit's boots are awesome!

Neuffj said...

These are frickin hilarious!