"You smell like beef and cheese. You don't smell like Santa."
"The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear."
The Family Stone
"You have a freak flag. You just don't fly it."
"She has got this throat-clearing tick... it's like she's digging for clams!"
"You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?"
"Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen."
What are your favorite Christmas movies?