December 11, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown // Babies + Boobs


If you're a human with access to the outside world, you know what Tiger Woods has been up to over and over again.


Tori Spelling recently reconciled with her mom, Candy, after they both spent time in the hospital. According to Tori's husband, Candy finally met her granddaughter and stays in touch with Tori. I wonder when the reality show starts.


Chris Brown is mad because a lot of stores are refusing to carry or promote his album. Well, Chris Brown, you only have yourself to blame. You're a douchebag.


Jessica Simpson is reportedly dating Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins. I don't really know what to say. Good for her? Good for him? Actually, it'll be good for me when they breakup.


Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett welcomed a baby boy, Hank Jr., this morning via c-section.


Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady also announced the birth of their son. His name and date of birth have yet to be released. I'm guessing it's something like Brock or Tank.


A man was arrested after trying to throw tomatoes at one of Sarah Palin's book signings. I really wish he'd hit her. Only because it would have made for a much more interesting story...



The Talk of Tinseltown was brought to you today by...


Kate Gosselin

28 comments:

peace.love.applesauce said...

I love Tori.. & her show.. Don't hate!

Julie said...

J. Simps and Smashing Pumpkins?? I'm so not ok with that, bc I LOVE smashing pumpkins...ew
Chris Brown deserves to not have his stuff sold. He's lucky to be out of jail!!!

Amber said...

"I wonder when the reality show starts." hahaha! Oh yeah, it won't be long!


Does Chris Brown think that anyone cares about him anymore? His career is gone, while Rihanna's will skyrocket. Oh sweet revenge!

Ed Adams said...

Funny thing is, Tiger has probably slept with most of the women in this post. And the ones he hasn't, Chris Brown has beaten up.

Kristina P. said...

Chris Brown makes Jon Gosselin look like the Pope.

Natalie said...

Love Tori.. glad she's on speaking terms with her mother.

Totally agree with you about Chris. He's a douche. He should retire & wait for his turn on VH1, Where are they now.

And all I can say about Jess & the Pumpkins dude, is WTF?

Sera said...

Ok. Every single one of your pictures this week is frickin' awesome. And I'm laughing because Kendra can just kiss that tiny little waistline goodBYE! Perfect shot of Chris Brown - I don't think you could have found a more appropriate douchey picture of him. :) And I am just so ticked at Tiger. He always seemed a bit arrogant to me, but I never would have guessed he was such a class A jerk. Wow. And Tori's mom is definitely rocking out the crazy eyes. Scary!

Me (aka Danielle) said...

If I never hear about Tiger, ever again, it will be too soon!

valentine said...

i did not hear about jess and billy corgin, that is a weird pairing....

i would love it if gisele named her kid tank LOL

blueviolet said...

I like this Tinseltown talk!

Jessica and Billy? He got the raw end of that deal.

JennyMac said...

Love Tinseltown Talk...

Billy and JSimp? Really?

Chris Brown can suck it.

Mommyof2girlz said...

I laughed all the way though this post, brilliant! Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day it is nice to meet you. Have a wonderful holiday season :)

MiMi said...

I had no clue that Tom and Gisele were gonna have a baby...weird.
Chris Brown is a GINORMOUS douche. Blech. Billy Corgan? Ew.

Melissa B. said...

I have a question: What is that animal that makes its home on top of Kate Gosselin's head?

Listen, I wanted to thank you soooooooo much for stop­ping by on my Spe­cial SITS Day. It’s taken me a while to get back, but I hope to see you around the blo­gos­phere again soon!

Mighty M said...

I really enjoyed Tori's show, but then I read her books.

Peggy said...

I blogged about Tiger's indiscreations (a...hem!) and compared him to my exhusband (without the millions of sponsorship contracts!)

Nice to meet you via @SITS!

Peggy

saltsays said...

I am only coming to you for celeb news from now on.
Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan? WTF? That's the weirdest matchup I've heard in awhile. He looks like an axe murderer in that photo.

Hahahahahahaha @ Brock or Tank. :)

Serendipity said...

Visiting from SITS :) Great selection of pictures!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

Always so look forward to these posts =)

Just Like June said...

I agree about JS and Billy Corgan. I never would've put them together. She seems like she loves to be the center of attention and it seems like Billy Corgan hasn't even been seen in public for years. Interesting.

A Real Housewife said...

letter to j simpson: please do something productive other than serial dating.

SPEAKING FROM THE CRIB said...

thank God for you and chelsea handler or i'd have no idea

Martinis or Diaper Genies? said...

I KIND of hope Kendra stays fat. I'd feel better about myself.

Jay Ferris said...

I would like nothing more than to put everyone in this post onto a rocket, then fire said rocket into the sun. I'm pretty sure Richard Branson would cover the cost of it.

Erin said...

Brock!! That will definitely be the name!! A future curly haired lacrosse player at Brown!

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest :)

lemonologie said...

Thanks for the laugh! I especially love your Sarah Palin comment!

calamityjill said...

re: Billy & Jessica
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Wait... Jessica and Billy? Really? How on earth did this happen - what alternate universe are we in? I am sort of with you not sure who to say good for towards. SO strange!