If you're a human with access to the outside world, you know what Tiger Woods has been up to over and over again.
Tori Spelling recently reconciled with her mom, Candy, after they both spent time in the hospital. According to Tori's husband, Candy finally met her granddaughter and stays in touch with Tori. I wonder when the reality show starts.
Chris Brown is mad because a lot of stores are refusing to carry or promote his album. Well, Chris Brown, you only have yourself to blame. You're a douchebag.
Jessica Simpson is reportedly dating Billy Corgan from Smashing Pumpkins. I don't really know what to say. Good for her? Good for him? Actually, it'll be good for me when they breakup.
Kendra Wilkinson and Hank Baskett welcomed a baby boy, Hank Jr., this morning via c-section.
Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady also announced the birth of their son. His name and date of birth have yet to be released. I'm guessing it's something like Brock or Tank.
A man was arrested after trying to throw tomatoes at one of Sarah Palin's book signings. I really wish he'd hit her. Only because it would have made for a much more interesting story...
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