December 18, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown // Charity + Cheaters


Courtney Love lost legal control of her daughter, Frances Bean, due to a long period of unstable conduct. A court also granted Frances a restraining order against her mother. Courtney then took to Twitter to trash her daughter. I'm not going to lie. I've always been rooting for this kid. I hope she does great things with her life.


After weeks of speculation, it has been confirmed that Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are no longer a couple. Reese is said to have dumped Jake over the phone. Am I the only one who thought they were doomed from the start? Whatever you do, Jake, don't go back to Kirsten Dunst.


The divorce of Jon and Kate Gosselin was finalized today. I hope to never talk about these two again.


A-Rod and Kate Hudson broke up. This is yet another relationship doomed from the start. Alex reportedly broke up with Kate because she 'brought the crazy'. She wanted to be the center of attention at Yankee games and pressured him to marry her.


Sarah Jessica Parker talked with David Letterman about the removal of her famous mole. She had it removed by her brother-in-law because she didn't care for it. She regretted it for a hot minute when a fan told her she'd gotten rid of her signature. SJP's signature was never her mole. It has and always will be her sense of style. Duh!


Elin Woods will be filing for divorce from Tiger Woods in the near future. She's shopping for a lawyer, spending Christmas with the kids in Sweden and flushed her multi-million dollar wedding ring down the toilet. I'd say she's done.


Lindsay Lohan recently visited India for a documentary she's filming on human trafficking. Lindsay proudly tweeted about saving 40 children while there. Sadly, this isn't true. The children were saved in a raid hours before Lindsay's plane landed.


Kourtney, the Kardashian no one cares about, gave birth to a baby boy earlier this week. She named him Mason Dash. If you're on the slow side, Dash is short for... KARDASHIAN!


Since it's almost Christmas, I thought I'd throw in something nice. Alec Baldwin donated a million big ones to NYU's Tisch School of the Arts. The money will fund scholarships for students in need. Alec wanted to give back to the school that made it possible for him to become a successful actor.


Justin Timberlake is also a giver. He raised over nine million dollars for the Shriners Hospital for Children in 2009 alone. This earns Justin the top spot on this year's list of celebrity charity earners.



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23 comments:

peace.love.applesauce said...

Whateves.. Kourtney K is my fav one!

Good gossip week!

Mighty M said...

Oops - I am TOTALLY on the slow side!! :)

I hope Frances can keep it together. She is a beautiful girl and so far seems very grounded.

Sera said...

Courtney Love's daughter actually looks normal! Man, this week was just jam packed full of stuff. Now, most importantly, did friggin' Kate Hudson SERIOUSLY wear that to a stinking BASEBALL game? Yikes...

Kristina P. said...

I too am rooting for Frances. Seriously, her mother is such a mess. I have my US Weekly and People sitting right next to me, here at work!

Ashley said...

Well, is Mason's last name going to be the surname of Kourt's bf? Then I guess its not so bad. Haha.

Ashley said...

ALOT happened this week! I can't even imagine what Elin is going through, but I can't understand flushing a ring like that done the toilet. I would probably try to sell it and then spend the money! And Mason isn't a bad name. I just really hope with the middle name Dash that his last name is Kardashian. That's horrible!

MiMi said...

Courtney Love was trashing her own kid on Twitter?? She's such a snag. Blech.

saltsays said...

Yes! I love reading these over here.

I, too, have always hoped that Frances Bean could rise above the tragedy that is her parents.

And Lindsay Lohan...when the heck did pantyhose runners become in style? Not hot.

saltsays said...

PS. I just realized that Kate is wearing a sequined cape. Her and Lindsay need some style lessons from SJP.

Ed Adams said...

This was better than the Enquirer.

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Oh, to be a sewage worker in Florida right now. ;)

Kristin said...

Oh my Timberlake. Always the giver. I lurve him. And Really Lindsay? Sad. Just said. One big standing O for Mrs. Woods!!

valentine said...

what you wanna bet jon goes back to kate cuz he's broke?

i didn't know SJP removed her mole, but thank goodness she did. that thing was nasty!!

Karen said...

Frances is beautiful. It will be such a great story if she really is able to make something of her life.

Am I the ONLY one who doesn't remember SJP having a mole?

And the pic you posted of Elin Woods looks EXACTLY like my cousin. I've seen other pics where there's no resemblance, but that one. Holy cow. And we're Swedish, too...Hmmmm...

The Rambler said...

Courtney trashing her daughter on Twitter...yah, confirms her 'unstable conduct' and who in their right mind would give her control of a human being. Rooting for Frances also!!

SJP took her mole off? What!

Elin...get the eff out. you deserve a man that knows how to treat his wife. with respect.

Lohan...shame on you.

I heart Alec Baldwin so this makes me heart him more.

JT...nice!!

Shorty said...

Great post, my friend! Broad coverage with so many deets that I found interesting!

Julie said...

yesss JAKE can finally be MINE!!!! that's the best christmas news I've heard so far!!!!

A Real Housewife said...

1. Clueless is one of my all time favorites.
2. I'm secretly hoping Reese & Jake get back together. I think they are adorable together.
3. Lindsay Lohan is such a trainwreck. Who would want her saving anyone??

Clemson Girl said...

Loving your blog, especially this post! Consider me your newest follower!

Lynn said...

Best crazy teeth shot of Tiger - ever! Sadly, my husband says my slight - okay more than slight addiction to celebrity gossip is ridiculous. But does he turn a deaf ear when I tell him what couch Tom Cruise just jumped off of? No! What an enabler. And now I proudly add you to that list! ;o)

My best, Lynn
*swing by my neck of the woods. I'm throwing a mega giveaway of sorts!

Lynn said...

I had to cut Wendy Williams off because she would get a bit too deep. But I like it here. It's like Wendy Williams Lite!

MB, L

Summer said...

I LIVE for these posts!!! =)

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

The final picture of Tiger made my day - he looks very FIRE MARSHAL BILL. "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING".

SJP will never be remembered for her mole that fan is silly! I always love her style but most of all her HAIR!

I hope Frances Bean goes far and doesn't end up a sad E! True Hollywood Story. She's had a pretty rough life, at least one that would make me fall apart if I were in her shoes.

Jake and Reese while cute - I never saw it really being true/reality. But I agree don't go back to the Dunst!

DASH = DUMB. Mason Kardashian would have been just... BETTER! Oh well... can't win them all.

I love these thank you for the recap!