September 30, 2009

The Golden Ticket


My friends and I already purchased our New Moon tickets online.
We'll be seeing it when the clock strikes midnight on November 20.

E X C I T E D

September 29, 2009

Open Letters to the Cast of the New 90210


Dear Annie and the actress who plays you,

You both need acting lessons. I can't wait until the police find out you killed a homeless man. I'm hoping it will mean an end to your character's storyline. I despise you.


Dear Adriana,

You're really pretty. I'm counting down the weeks until you get yourself in trouble again. Will it be drugs? Will it be Teddy? I'm thinking both.


Dear Kelly,

I don't think I'm alone when I say this. How in the hell did you end up being a Guidance Counselor?


Dear Rumer Willis,

I didn't know you were going to be on 90210. Good for you. Want to know what's not good for you? That red hair.


Dear the guy who plays Teddy,

You shouldn't be playing a high school kid when you look thirty-five. Just sayin'.


Dear Silver,

I love your new haircut. I'm going to print off this picture and show it to my stylist. I hope you don't mind.


Dear Mr. Matthews,

Please shave. Some guys can pull off the scruffy look. You cannot.


Dear Mr. and Mrs. Principal,

Find a marriage counselor, quick. Affairs and divorce are imminent.


Dear Dixon,

You're really going to date a chick who's already graduated from college? Really? Girlfriend could go to jail.


Dear Naomi,

You are such a bitch. I love you!

PS: I can't wait until you find out Liam slept with your sister. CATFIGHT!


Dear Liam,

Tell Naomi what you did. Pretty please!



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September 28, 2009

Surveys Cure Boredom


What is your current obsession?
I'm obsessed with my DVR. I watched Grey's, Vampire Diaries, Cougar Town, Eastwick, and The Mentalist. I still need to watch Desperate Houwewives and Brothers & Sisters.

Who was the last person you hugged?
Little Man

What food do you hate?
onions

What was the last thing you bought?
lunch from Arby's

What are you listening to right now?
The guy next to me is listening to Jolene by Dolly Parton. Therefore, I am listening to Jolene by Dolly Parton.

What is your least favorite season?
I'd have to go with the last month of summer. It's too hot and humid here to enjoy anything outdoors.

What’s in your purse?
keys, sunglasses, several kinds of lip gloss, a purple wallet, a pen, a calendar, a hairbrush, receipts, nail polish, an umbrella, allergy medicine

What is your favorite dessert or cool treat?
I love a good mint chocolate chip milkshake from Baskin Robbins.

What’s your favorite brand of jeans?
As of Friday, I have a new favorite brand. Who knew American Eagle had such great jeans? I didn't. Thanks, Terri!

Who do you want to meet in person?
Britney Spears

What is your most challenging goal right now?
I need to start working out again.

What is your favorite sport to watch?
college football

What is your biggest regret?
I don't have any. I truly believe everything happens for a reason.

What is your most prized possession?
After my husband, children and cats, my camera is my most prized possession.

September 25, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown // A Wedding + A Giant Baby


Halle Berry continues to flame the rumor fires by wearing baggy clothes. Is she pregnant or not? No one knows.


Khloe Kardashian is marrying her boyfriend, Lamar Odom, this weekend. He plays for the Lakers. They've been dating for a month!


Actor Randy Quaid and his wife Evi were arrested on charges of burglary. The've been accused of visiting some of the swankiest hotels in California without paying for the rooms.


Mackenzie Phillips sat down with Oprah to discuss her tell-all book. Mackenzie opened up about a long-term incestous relationship she had with her father, John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas. Some relatives believe her. Others don't. Mr. Phillips can't deny or defend since he died in 2001.


Charlize Theron would love to play Catwoman in the next Batman film. I, for one, think she'd be perfect. Look at her!


A lady in Indonesia gave birth to a NINETEEN POUND BABY! In case you were wondering, it was not a vaginal birth. Whew!


Life & Style magazine is reporting that Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson plan to go public with their relationship in the December issue of Harper's Bazaar. They will open up about their love affair with a tell-all interview and photoshoot. I can hear the screams now. Say it isn't so!



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September 24, 2009

My Beautiful Family


















Currently // Can't Stop Eating Twix


I haven't done one of these since July.

Current Book
I started reading City of Bones by Cassandra Clare. It's the first book in a trilogy about vampires, werewolves and other fictional creatures. The books were recommended by a fellow Twilighter. I'm only two chapters in so I'll let you know what I think when I'm done.

Current Album
Sci-Fi Crimes, Chevelle

Current Songs
Diva, Beyonce
Jars, Chevelle
anything by Lady Gaga

Current Shame-Inducing Guilty Pleasure
I'm not a big chocolate person most of the time. I'd rather eat an entire bag of potato chips. Lately, I've been craving Twix.

Current Drink
always Coca-Cola

Current Favorite Blog
letters from valentine

Current Wishlist
I want a fall wardrobe which inlcludes gorgeous sweaters, tall boots in both black and brown, an adorable peacoat, and a luscious deep purple handbag.

Current Needs
more sleep

Current Triumph
I haven't broken any of my fake nails.

Current Favorite Film
I'm still stuck on Inglourious Basterds. It was kick ass.

Current Celebrity Crush
I'm going with Simon Baker since The Mentalist premieres tonight.

Current Indulgence
Remember the Twix I told you about? Yum.

Current Outfit
khaki cardigan, lime green tank, khaki dress pants from Victoria's Secret

Current Bane of My Existence
I can't stay focused. My mind hops from one thing to the next and back again.

Current Excitement
New Moon comes out in 56 days!

Current Mood
anxious

Current Picture

September 22, 2009

Autumn and I, we are friends.


Today is the first day of fall.

Fall is, by far, my favorite season.

Here are five reasons why I love fall.


1. College Football



2. Hoodies



3. Fall Tv Shows



4. The Colors



5. Halloween



Tell me. What do you love about fall?

(Please don't tell me how much you love summer.)

September 18, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown // Dancing, Dresses + Dogs


Patrick Swayze lost his battle with cancer this week. Dirty Dancing and Point Break are my favorite Swayze films. What are yours?


Megan Fox admits to being a little crazy in the latest issue of Rolling Stone. She says she'd never own a gun because she'd eventually shoot her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, with it. She wouldn't shoot to kill. She'd just shoot him in the leg.


Unless you're living under a rock, you know about Kanye West's latest tirade. He stole the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech at the MTV Video Music Awards. He wanted everyone to know that Beyonce's video was better. He's since apologized to Taylor, her mom and the public. It's not the first time he's shot off at the mouth. It won't be the last.


I'm still not sure why the Kardashian sisters are continually in the spotlight. Kim says Kourtney refuses to buy maternity clothes. She chooses to wear Khloe's regular clothes instead because they're so big. She loves wearing Khloe's tops as dresses.


Jessica Simpson saw a coyote take off with her dog this week. Since her dog is fast, Jessica thinks she's ok.


Martha Stewart seems to think Jessica's dog is toast. She says, "Get another dog."



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September 16, 2009

Eric, My Fake Vampire Boyfriend


Sticky notes, notepads and calendars cover my desk. I conducted back to back interviews for three days. Another month end close is looming. I need to work on next year's budget. I need to clean my house. I need to put away several loads of laundry. I do not need to spend anymore money. Target, Payless and Barnes & Noble ended up with most of it. I now have a Twilight calendar for my cubicle. I have two adorable pairs of heels. I may have also picked up some fashion jewelry and another handbag.

Since I'm in a sharing mood, here are some pictures of my favorite vampire. I still love Edward, but sadly he's fallen into second place behind True Blood's Eric Northman.











September 11, 2009

I will never forget.


Many lives were lost on September 11, 2001. It's a day I'll never forget. I'd like to thank all of the police officers and firefighters who gave their lives to save people they didn't know. They do it every day without hesitation. As a firefighter wife, I am proud to call my husband a hero. He doesn't think he is one, but I do.

"When a man becomes a fireman, his greatest act of bravery has been accomplished. What he does after that is all in the line of work." -- Chief Edward F. Croker

September 08, 2009

Funny of the Day // People of Walmart


Want to see something funny?

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

This link is mostly suitable slightly inappropriate for work.

September 04, 2009

The Talk of Tinseltown // The Fat, Ugly Truth


I apologize for missing last week. Sometimes, I get sidetracked. Forgive me.


Lindsay Lohan's house was robbed. The first picture is of Lindsay Lohan. The second picture is of one of the robbers. Discuss.




The latest rumor surrounding Michael Jackson's death is that Macauley Culkin may be the biological father of MJ's youngest son, Blanket. Yes, really.


Lady Gaga, in a recent interview with V Magazine, said she doesn't think her clothing is outrageous. "To me, it's very beautiful and it's art, and to them it's outrageous and crazy."


Sarah Jessica Parker began filming the next Sex and the City film this week. I'll definitely see it, but wonder what they can do to surprise us. Everyone thinks Carrie and Big will have a baby. I personally think that sounds boring and predictable.


Carrie Prejean, the beauty queen who spoke out against gay marriage, is suing The Miss California USA Organization for religious discrimination, defamation of character and emotional distress. I have a feeling she may win this one.


Chris Brown told Larry King he still loves Rihanna and doesn't really remember the night of the attack. He told reporters the next day that his words were taken out of context. Isn't that what all the celebs say?


I wonder if Britney looks at pictures of her ex-husband at night and laughs a crazed laugh when no one's around. I would.





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