Ashlee Simpson was given the boot by the executive producer of Melrose Place. He said it's always been in the plans to let her go after the murder-mystery storyline wrapped up. I don't watch the show. Is she the killer? If not, she totally got fired.

Former Miss California, Carrie Prejean, is being sued by the pageant organization. They want the $5200 they spent on her breast implants back. They spent $5200 for those? I'd want my money back too!

Dennis Quaid and his wife were asked not to drive by a police officer who spotted them stumbling to their car. They ended up cabbing it home. It's a good thing. This guy clearly does not look sober.

Nadya Suleman, affectionately known as Octomom, has a crush on Jon Gosselin. No, I’m not kidding. She told Radar Online, “I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin.”

“I think he’s hot.”

I avoid spoilers so I don’t know what role she’ll be playing, but Miley Cyrus will be in the next Sex and the City film. I have no idea why these two are dressed alike, but I’m guessing it can’t be good.

According to Pop Eater, Khloe Kardashian hasn't met her husband's kids yet. Can you say fake television marriage?

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