January 27, 2010

I'm a master of blogging and friendship, but not karate. Sorry, Ross!

The lovely ladies at Letters from Valentine gave me an award. No offense to my other followers, but this award takes the cake. See?

This award is all about recognizing friendships that have been made while blogging.

The Rules:
1. List 6 things you are a master in.
2. Pass it on to 6 bloggers you think are masters at friendship, and make blogging so awesome.

My Six Things
1. I'm a master under pressure. I procrastinate until the last minute. I juggle ten things at a time. When I'm done, it's awesome. The end.

2. I'm a master tv watcher. My DVR and I are friends 'til the end.

3. I'm a master of sarcasm and snark. Personally, I think they go hand in hand. Just like your mom and the UPS guy. *badum ching*

4. I'm a master of the spray tan. I worked at a tanning salon for five years, so I seriously know what I'm doing. I don't come out orange like Lindsay Lohan. My hands and feet don't get too dark. There are no streaks. My tan is even, photographs well and makes you jealous.

5. Although I'm not a master of photography, I am a master picture taker. I know how to remove red eyes, not cut off your head, find your good side, properly use a flash, get your kid to smile, and share on Facebook for your Aunt Linda to see.

6. I'm a master of celebrity gossip and news. Duh!

I'm going to break the rules and nominate 12 bloggers instead of 6. Here they are in no particular order.

salt says

raising brats

living in france

the mother load

a real housewife

ed's funny pages

the seattle smiths

the anti-journalist

random ramblings

(flash) pasteurized

dezzy lou where are you

the bottom of the ironing basket


Karen M. Peterson said...

That is the awesomest award I've seen!

And yes, you are a master of celebrity news and gossip!

Salt said...

I have jealousy over your mastery of the Mystic Tan. I only did it once so far and totally got my Lohan on.

This is the most beautiful award I have ever seen. It also makes me wish that tai chi wasn't such a bust and I could kick some serious martial art ass. But since I can't, I will just have to be a kick ass bloggy friend instead.


Heather said...

Congrats on your award! Who knew you could be a master of snark and sarcasm. I had no idea my talent could be so highly prized!


Kristina P. said...

I think I'm the Jack Bauer of Snark and you're the Chuck Norris. Formidable opponents indeed!

meredith said...

YESSSSSSS!!!!!!! as soon as i saw this post, i was so hoping you'd pick me!!!!!!! i've got to go check out the ladies from letters from valentine. anyone with an award like this HASTA be badass.

p.s. - we could so be true life friends. i can watch tv like nobody's damn biznass

p.s.s. (or is it p.p.s?) - elvis a tupac 4life

meredith said...

that "a" was supposed to be "and"... damn it, i got too excited while typing

tristan said...

that's a pretty b.a. award, dude. congrats.

Amber said...

This award is awesome! Thanks!

& you are most definitely the master of celebrity gossip & news!

Macey said...

Thanks!!!! I love snark! :)

Unknown said...

Ooooh how COOL.....thank you so much!!

I don't doubt for a second that you are a master at many things - love the Mystic Tan one,I wish I could say the same :)

Thank you!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey hey, thanks! :)

P.S. You're going to have to share your Mystic Tan Master skills with me... I need a tan baaaaaad.

Unknown said...

Thanks so much for tagging me and congrats on your award!

I have never come close to mastering the Mystic Tan. I refuse to try anymore. Well, I take that back. I am in a wedding in June and I know I'll need to at least give it one last shot....

Lisa - Fine Sweet Life said...

You crack me up every single week since I started reading your blog....thanks!

TLF said...

I'm grateful that you're a master of Mystic Tan! And grateful for your reassurance that my hair most defiantly would not fall out from lack of shower cap. ;)

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

WAHOOOOOOOOOOO Holla! Thanks love!

Ed said...

Thanks! This is great. I'll try to get around to the "master of 6 things" list, but probably won't because I'm a master at being lazy.

And you thought I was going to say baiting.

Katy said...

pay the troll toll

A Real Housewife said...

(totally doing a karate chop kind thing in the air right now...) yipee!!! thanks for the awesome award! =)

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