January 29, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
Drinking + Farting

Ben Affleck may be off the wagon. He reportedly knocked a few drinks back with Tommy Lee Jones at an after party for their new movie, The Company Men. I hope this isn't true, Ben. We don't need another Mel Gibson.

Chelsea Handler broke up with her boyfriend and boss, Ted Harbert. Ted, please don't fire her. Little Bit gets so excited when Chelsea Lately comes on. I don't know why, but she loves the theme song.

Diddy's son turned 16 last week. For his birthday, Diddy bought him a $360,000 car. No offense, Diddy, but this makes you look like an asshole.

After visiting Tiger Woods in sex rehab, Elin Woods is considering calling off her divorce. What kind of magical sex rehab is this? You cheat on your wife repeatedly, don't use protection and get caught. Somehow, your wife still wants you back. Oh, right... you're stinking rich.

Are Brad and Angie breaking up? Their rep says no. Multiple news outlets say yes. I hope not. I love them together.

According to Us Weekly, Jessica Simpson farted in a room full of executives recently. If there's one thing Jessica's good for, it's a laugh.

James Cameron has officially topped James Cameron. Avatar has beat out Titanic as the highest grossing film of all time. Have you seen it? I didn't want to like it, but I did.

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Macey said...

LOVE the new design!
Brangelina can't break up. They are perfectly weird for eachother.
Jessica...she farted! HEHEHE!
P Diddy looks like an asshole no matter what he does.

Vanessa said...

Ohhh it's so nice to read all my meaningless Hollywood schtuff without causing a holdup in the grocery store line! And I felt the same way about Avatar!

Molly said...

great wrap up...I didn't think Brad and Angie were going to last...all that beauty was bound to combust!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

Please tell me more about Chelsea and ted? I LOVE her!

Anonymous said...

Is it just me or does Angelina look really old in that picture?
I hope they break up... stupid home wrecking whore. :)
Didn't Jessica fart on TV when she had her own show? I don't think she cares much... weird.

Unknown said...

"Chase you down until you love me"....sounds like me in the old days!! Love the new look blog :)

Ben Affleck.....J-Lo one minute, Jennifer Garner the next, such different girls! I always think of what Gywneth P said when she said that his perfect woman would be a stripper with a Budweiser in each hand. Cute but something a little sleazy about Ben I think.

Brad and Angie....I don't think they are breaking up and I wish the press would give them a break.

P Diddy.....what an idiot.

Chelsea Handler is v.funny.

Happy Friday!

A Real Housewife said...

Chelsea needs a new stylist, otherwise totally love her. I heart Brad & Angelina together and all humanity will be ruined if they break up. Diddy is an asshole, period. Even though she's filthy stinking rich, I find myself feeling kind of bad for Elin.

Mel said...

LOve love the new look!

Cant stand Angelina and I wish she would get her claws out of Brad. But it would suck for those kids....so I hope the rumours are just rumours. Yeah, I am double-minded like that.

Off to see Avatar tomorrow...not expecting to like it but have to see it!

Amber said...

Wtf is Diddy doing in that pic? haha!
Who buys a $360,000 car for a 16 year old who will more than likely wreck it and who probably doesn't deserve it?!

I really hope Elin doesn't get back with Tiger, but she probably will. Ugh.

I haven't seen Avatar, but I keep hearing about it. Maybe I should go watch it....

Mrs. M said...

I haven't seen Avatar yet. One of the very few apparently.

Thanks for the updates - hope you have a fantastic weekend!

Ashley said...

did you see Avatar in 3D/Imax or regular?
I haven't seen it yet, but I only want to see it once- so I was wondering if I should wait to make the trip to the IMAX theater.
Brad and Angie= I hope it is NOT true. ALl those kids!!!

Chelsea said...

haha. each one of your captions made me giggle, especially the Diddy one. so true.

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Karen M. Peterson said...

I'm with you. I hope Brad and Angelina aren't over. I like them together. It took me a long time to admit it, but it's true.

And I LOVE your new look!

Katinka said...

Happy SITS Saturday Sharefest :) Have a great weekend!

Nikia, May and da kids said...

You are so much better than People. ALL the important tidbits of celebrity news without all the biased BS. LOVE YOU. MUST FOLLOW NOW!

Thank you for being my little 10 mins of celebrity news that i miss from my hometown news in LA, the land of fruits and nuts.


Lisa - Fine Sweet Life said...

Ben probably has been casually drinking since day two.
Angie smacks Brad with the fugly stick every.single.day. What happened to him?

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

Oh no Ted and Chelsea broke-up? That's crazy! I actually didn't realize that Ben had a drinking problem. I've always had a huge, huge crush on him.

I've read that Brad is growing that face mess for a movie role. I wish he could contain it with a hairnet. I love him in strange movies vs. pretty boy movies but that fuzz is redic. I think that he's aged so much due to the children and the fights US Weekly claims he has with Angie.

meredith said...

something seriously IS up with angie and brad. i wouldn't be surprised if they really did call it quits soon...

i didn't want to like avatar either, but i kinda did. i surprised myself. i was very well made. i wish i were a blue person now.

Juliana said...

Um, how am I not following you? I freaking LOVE your blog!!!! I had now idea about Chelsea and Ted...that is very sad. I am goin gto see her in March. Anyhoo--I was going to start doing a hollywood recap each week, but apparently you do it a million times better. We have a lot of the same bloggy friends and I am going to follow you right now! I hope you will come by my blog. I am celebrating 7 years with various blogs have a bunch of current giveaways and a BUNCH coming up! Juliana from A Blonde Walks Into A Blog

Salt said...

Wow that's crazy about Avatar! I haven't seen it yet and was convinced that I wouldn't like it, but I have not heard anyone say a bad word about it yet aside from the fact that it's apparently very long.

I hope you are feeling better!

ceebee said...

So the heck what that she farted. Farting is a normal function of life. I can't understand for the life of me as to why people demonize normal body functions.

As for her mother, her mother seriously needs to lighten up. If the businessmen/manufacturer doesn't want to manufacture Jessica's pants designs just because she farted, well then obviously they all have some mental/psychological issues that they need to deal with.

There are more important things that should be criticized instead of demonizing a normal function. No wonder why society in this day and age is totally screwed up.

TLF said...

I still need to see Avatar!

I love Jessica Simpson's [I don't give a shit] attitude!

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

I cannot get enough of Chelsea Handler. I will die if they take her show off!
Brangelina makes me barf! And wtf? Poor Jessica can't get a break these days!