January 15, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
Hoes + TV Shows

Simon Cowell will be leaving American Idol at the end of this season so he can focus on bringing his British hit, X Factor, to the states. Paula Abdul may be joining him in this new venture. I don't really care about Paula or Simon. Ryan Seacrest is my true Idol love.

The actor from Dexter, Michael C. Hall, was diagnosed with Hodgkin's Lymphoma. Thankfully, his cancer was detected early. He's currently in remission, but still undergoing treatment. Michael, may you have a speedy recovery.

In case you were wondering, Dexter is my new favorite show.

Josh Duhamel surprised Fergie with a vow renewal on Wednesday. During the 15-minute ceremony, Fergie was said to be extremely emotional. I think I'd be emotional too if I had to renew my vows before my first anniversary.

Heidi Montag's on the latest US Weekly cover bragging about having had ten plastic surgeries in one day. The article covers every painful moment of recovery as she tries to become a better version of herself. Spare me. I seriously wish people would stop giving this attention craving slutbag the time of day.

Tiger Woods may or may not be in rehab for a sex addition. Am I the only one who thinks sex addiction is a made up disease? Stop sleeping around. It's not that hard.

Speaking of sex, Hugh Hefner's twin girlfriends have moved out of the Playboy mansion. Where's the Kleenex when I need it?

Jennifer Lopez angered a lot of women this week when she said her religion would have prevented her from having in vitro fertilization. Personally, I think every woman is entitled to her own opinion about pregnancy and childbirth. Do I really care if Jennifer Lopez has in vitro or not? No. Do I care what she wears to award shows? Yes.

NBC is cancelling Jay Leno's primetime show. They want to move him back to his old time slot after the local news. Conan has said he'll walk if they make any changes to The Tonight Show. Conan reportedly announced yesterday that his last show will air Friday, January 22. He's definitely getting the shaft in this deal, but I don't care either way. I've been on Team Letterman for years.

The Talk of Tinseltown was brought to you today by...

Jennifer Aniston


Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by on my SITS day, I greatly appreciate it, and now I'm here to spread the comment-love!

I love me some good hollywood gossip!

Liz Mays said...

I'm Team Letterman too, always have been and always will.

Anonymous said...

I don't care about Heidi either, but she doesn't look so good now. What did she have done to her face?!

Anonymous said...

I like Conan.

I hate Heidi.

I love your Talk of Tinseltown.

Trina said...

OMG! I loves me some Dexter. This summer I lost sleep catching up on season 1, 2, and 3. And this season...was off the chain!!!! Funny blog. Love it.

Kristina P. said...

I have been Team Conan for soooooo long. It makes me sad.

And Perez posted that cover of Heidi a few days ago. I stared at it for like 5 minutes. Maybe my brain implant idea wasn't so far off.

Sherrie said...

That's sad news about the guy who plays Dexter. As I've mentioned before, my hubby loves that show! :)

And if Hugh Hefner were my boyfriend, I think I'd move out, too. I just don't get that AT ALL! Money is nice, but relations with a man as old as dirt...hmmm...don't get it!

TLF said...

The 'twins' sure didn't last too long in the mansion.

Anonymous said...

Seriously, sex addiction is a joke. I agree, stop sleeping around. Keep it in your pants, close your damn legs.

I think Heidi looks like shit now. She was so pretty before she went under the knife...

Karen M. Peterson said...

I hate Letterman and used to like Leno as Tonight Show host. I didn't get into his new show because it just seemed like...the Tonight Show in prime time. If Leno moves back to 11:30, I refuse to watch the show. NBC was really stupid.

Oh, and the only reason I care if J Lo has in vitro is because I fear for the wardrobes of her kids.

The Rambler said...

I'm so with you on the sex addiction thing. Seriously!

Sad about Dexter. Hope his recovery is speedy and the remission sticks. :)

Heidi...UGH UGH UGH. For realz. Please...for the love people...stop putting her on your friggin magazines. So over her. Who cares how many plastic surgeries.

Always look forward to this Hollywood Gossip from you :)

Salt said...

I love Talk of Tinseltown so so so much.
I was just talking to my coworker about how I didn't think I could hate Heidi any more than I did before I read that article. It was hilarious. And sad. We should all feel for her because she's under so much stress...she just wants to be a POP STAR and it's so CUT THROAT! *vom*

Unknown said...

I love Dexter! We can't wait to see what happens now that his wife got killed off. It's going to be a little difficult to be a serial killer and single dad.

Unknown said...

I just spotted you over at JennyMac's....you and she are clearly the funniest girls currently in Blogland....this post is hilarious!!!

I loathe Heidi Montag although of course that doesn't stop me watching her and reading about her....I would have not have recognised her on that cover.....plastic surgeries, what on earth for....how old is she??!! And no surgery in the world is going to make her any more appealing. Getting rid of that idiot husband of hers might though. Maybe.

Hadn't about about those awful twins leaving Hugh....hmmmm....

If I tell you that Simon Cowell is my embarassing Celebrity Crush, please don't tell anyone :) And there's no difference between American Idol and British X-Factor, they're the same show, i don't know what all the fuss is about!

Happy Friday! Glad to have found you :)

Unknown said...

To answer your question, ALL of him is pretty ;) And I should know, even in the dark I couldn't stop staring at him :)

Our local woods is v. popular with joggers and one day last summer I saw him running towards me....I was with my 4 yr old son at the time but it was all I could do to stop myself running after him like some crazy stalker :) Maybe next time.... :)

Anonymous said...

I was completely in the dark about Dexter's news (yes, I know his name really isn't Dexter).

That is so sad...I think he's great. Hope he is on the up and up soon!

Good think you're around to keep me up with the happening of the world, er I mean Hollywood.

Kris said...

Poor Dexter! He is the hottest serial killer ever. I hope he gets well and doesn't lose his hair!

To quote you "Stop sleeping around. It's not that hard." Uh...That's what she said!

Beck said...

YAY I heart the Talk of Tinsletown. It's never anything I don't already know, I cruise by TMZ and Perez like 9 times a day...sad, I know. But I do love to read me some entertainment gossip right here!
Anyway, I have the following comments:
Simon is my true idol love.

I've never seen Dexter, I know I need to!

Fergie and Josh bore me.

Hiedi is a slut! SO over her!

Tiger Woods is so not hot! What is it with the 135 women that have been seeing this MARRIED man! Eeew.

I haven't watched this season of the Girls Next Door. Seemed boring.

J-Lo is of no interest to me aside from her red carpet moments!

Team Letterman!! Woot Woot!

That's all, have a GREAT weekend!!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

This is my favorite part of blogging on Fridays.

A few things:
1)shocked to learn about Dexters cancer- I am also obsessed with the show. Seriously.
2)did josh ever admit to cheating with that stripper?
3)heidi looks absolutely wretched.
4)sex addiction is FAKE.
5)jlos arms look man ish

April said...

First of all, CONAN is the best. Leno can suck it. (What...I'm not sure.) And Letterman? Really? Ew!

What religion promotes not bearing children? That's dumb. I used to love J Lo until this statement.

Same with Tiger. USED to love him and his nice clean image. Now I want to drop kick (or more appropriately club him) in the face.

I won't even comment on Heidi because she's not important enough to comment on. (Wait...this comment doesn't count.)

And I don't like Fergie because my husband thinks she hot. And she's NOT. *barfs*

Mrs. M said...

You shouldn't have talked about Heidi - you're just fueling her flames!!!!!!!! She makes me CRAZY!!!!

I really need to start watching Dexter!

Happy Friday. :)

Macey said...

Heidi doesn't look like herself! Still slutty tho.
Dexter is hawt.
Leno and Conan are NOT.
And yeah, there was this little effing disaster in Haiti last week?? BUT HEIDI IS MORE IMPORTANT. For shiz. Gah. People used to be a good magazine...right?

Lisa - Fine Sweet Life said...


Lynne said...

I have never seen Dexter, but I loved him in 6 Feet Under!

I added your button to my "I Like..." page - your blog is so funny!

Summer said...

what is up with the twins leaving??? I need more deets!

KK said...

Yeah I'm team Letterman all the way!

Amber said...

Heidi looks like a 50 year old stripper with botox. And honestly I think she wants us to talk trash, as long as we are talking about her.

Did not know about Michael Hall! Hope his recovery goes well!

Fergie & Josh---If you have to renew your vows before your first anniversary, how the hell are you going to make it past the 5 year mark? the ten? the twenty? I guess you can just keep renewing them...

Mel said...

Heck, you make me laugh. The comment about Josh and Fergie (sadly) cracked me up.

And the one about Jen Lopez...invitro who cares...dress we care!

awesome post!

Audrey Allure said...

great post! i can't believe fergie renewed her vows even though josh cheated on her haha.

love your blog! :)
- Audrey Allure <3

Ed said...

I can always count on you to be my National Enquirer & People rolled into one.

Unknown said...


G said...

you and I are so on the same tv page. We're just starting dexter season 2. Did you know in real life he's married to his sister on the show? I can't get past that.

Ashley said...

I love Leno. Always have. I prefer him on later though, so I am cool with the change back.
AND, I JUST put Dexter season 1 on my Netflix. My mil said it is her all time fave show ever, so I am giving it a try. She was happy to see him win last night. I had to google why he had a hat on...so I hope he has a fast recovery too.