If I were...

If I were a month, I'd be September.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 1 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a dolphin.
If I were a direction, I’d be southwest.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be an ice cold Coke.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Douglas Fir.
If I were a tool, I’d be a screwdriver.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be clear skies and a cool breeze.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a guitar.
If I were a color, I’d be hot pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be content.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a vampire.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a green apple.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were a car, I’d be a silver Volvo.
If I were a food, I’d be cheese dip.
If I were a place, I’d be home.
If I were a material, I’d be flannel.
If I were a taste, I’d be hot chocolate.
If I were a scent, I’d be smoke from a chimney.
If I were an object, I’d be a camera.
If I were a body part, I’d be a muscular bicep.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a sarcastic one.
If I were a song, I’d be Bohemian Rhapsody.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be platform heels.
If I were a flower, I'd be a daisy.

What would you be?


MODG said...

WAIT. coke or DIET coke? this is important.

MiMi said...

So when Barbara Walters calls you and asks you to do an invertview you will know what kind of tree you are!!

Olivia Carter said...

Great way to learn some fun stuff about you!

Amber said...

A silver Volvo...like the one Edward drives right ;)

& I like that your scent would be smoke from a chimney

Kathryn said...

super cute blog! :)

Shorty said...

Cute post... love your answers. And I just might have to play along...

Kat @ www.TodaysCliche.com said...

Just loved this post... coming from SITS. Random, but are you going to Bloggy Boot Camp in Baltimore?

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

Very cool!

Clemson Girl said...

Oooo this is fun. Stealing it but I promise I'll give you cred.

A Real Housewife said...

loving this post!! and the silver volvo reference..... ;)