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February 22, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown; Crack is Whack

Angelina Jolie and her father, Jon Voight, were photographed together in Venice over the weekend. The two are said to have reconciled early last year. Quick, Angie, ask him to babysit!


Kourtney Kardashian dumped her baby daddy, Scott Disick. I don't watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians so I don't know anything about Scott. If I had to guess, I'd say he's a wannabe actor, celebrity DJ or underwear model. Am I close?


After two years of dating, Hilary Duff is engaged. Boyfriend and hockey player, Mike Comrie, proposed over the weekend in Hawaii.


Interestingly enough, Nicole Richie told David Letterman she's engaged to Joel Madden. The two have actually been engaged for a while, but only acknowledged it publicly this week. Joel is Duff's ex.


Charlie Sheen's wife is reportedly back in rehab for a crack addiction. Brooke, didn't you know? Crack is whack!


Jesse James' dog went missing over three weeks ago. After several false alarms, Cinnabun was safely returned home. A pit bull named Cinnabun? Jesse, you're killing me with the preciousness.


Tiger Woods publicly admitted his transgressions on Friday. His heartfelt scripted apology made me weep vomit a little in my mouth.



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27 comments

Simone said...

Oh, I was dying to see what you would say about Tiger's speech....is there anyone on the planet who actually sympathises with that repulsive man....apart from his Mom who I thought was going to kiss him on the mouth after that cringe-making, self-indulgent speech of his....blech!

Scott Disick behaves like a 6 yr old and appears to do absolutely nothing....I hadn't heard he had been dumped but I'm not surprised.

Glad to hear Angelina and her Dad have reconciled.....life is too short.

Have a great week!

Natalie said...

Tiger Woods has become a ridiculous joke. He needs to worry about apologizing to his wife & leave the rest of the paparazzi hounds alone.

And speaking as a Kardashian freak, Scott Disick is a douche. As bad, if not worse than my ex if you can imagine. Seriously. He's that bad.
And he's not anything. He's from an affluent family on the east coast. And he happened to date a rich girl. That's all he's done. Know what he does that drives me the craziest? He wears a sweater over his shoulders (think 1984 prep) ALL.THE.TIME. It's absurd.

I knew Charlie's wife had gone to rehab, but didn't know it was crack. What is wrong with these people? Didn't they learn anything from Whitney?

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

Crack addiction?!?! Say what say what? I had no idea, I thought it was cocaine but crack takes it to a whole other level. Yikes!
Kourtney K's boyfriend is a full-time deuche bag..nothing else. So glad she dumped him!

Tina Lane said...

I think the entire world was underwhelmed by Tiger's apology.

In other news: I am dying over Britney's shoes is that last teddy bear photo. WANT them.

Kristina P. said...

Oh, no! I haven't bought People or US Weekly yet. I know what I need to do today!

Amber said...

To sum it up nicely, Scott is a dickhead (excuse the language), but it's not like I would ever watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians or anything ;)

Weird that Richie & Joel went public on their engagement the same weekend that Duff got engaged.

Tiger Woods's apology was so rehearsed and fake. I don't think anyone felt sorry for him. Adios Tiger!

Salt said...

Brooke must be on crack if she thinks she looks decent in that dress. Her boobs are going to pop out if she moves the wrong way.

I'm happy for Nicole and Joel! :)

Date Girl said...

I still don't get why Kourtney Kardashian is famous...

Isn't Angelina always making up with her dad?

Ack, I completely agree with you about Tiger's speech. I can't believe that guy got a press conference for cheating. Ew.

MiMi said...

I'm with you on the Tiger Woods thing...he was not sorry, he was sorry he got caught. Ew. And then the bimbo who he cheated with (one of em, I should say) decided that she would do a press conference because he told her he loved her. She thought it was only her...well, and his wife. DUMB.
If I was married to Charlie Sheen, I'd NEED crack. :/

McMrs said...

wow...i had read that Nicole & joel had married last year. Read a whole article...weird.

Ashley said...

i am so glad that angelina and her dad made up. :)

i <3 nicole richie.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I love me some Kardashian's! I've seen every.episdoe.. & i'm proud! ;)
All of the above is wrong on KK's baby daddy.. He aspires to do absolutely NOTHING. Period. Nice life, Huh? They'll be back together in a week.

Karen said...

I was all set to write off this week's Talk of Tinseltown as being full of crap I don't care about. But I am happy to hear about Cinnabun's safe return.

Even if that is the lamest name in the history of naming pit bulls.

Ashley @ KiwisandCocktails said...

Scott is a DOUCHE. Thats all he is. Not even sure if he works. My husband is not a fan of the reality trash tv I watch, but when he catches SOME of that show, he even comments how much Scott is a "dick".
And...Jesse James...sigh. BIG CRUSH. HE is just so cute...and tough..and cute. :)

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Big Kardashian fan here. And everyone already said what a POS Scott is, so I have nothing new to add.

And awww. I love Cinnabun.

T said...

Anyone else think that Jesse James is one hot piece?

Mmmm :)

<3 T

Krista said...

Scott Disick is a douche. She was an idiot for getting involved with his lazy ass. Just sayin.

Beck said...

I heart Tinsletown on your blog (: Makes me happy!

sarah said...

tiger looked like SUCH an ass during that speech. and yay for the engagements :) diamonds make me happy.

Mighty M said...

No idea what Scott does, other than riding coat tails. But I never liked the guy (as filmed on TV). So glad she dumped him!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

is it just me or does Comrie look like Madden a little? Creepy.

Blondie said...

OMG I love this post honey! You crack me up! Thanks for the comments on my celebrity apology post. Hope you are doing well. Kori xoxo

Taylor @ Jimmy Choos and a Baby Too said...

Oh love the scoop!

A Real Housewife said...

a) what the eff is going on with angelina's nails in that photo?! yikes.
b) as if by Scott wanting to be a wannabe actor, you mean wannabe total and complete DOUCHE, than you would be correct.
c)i didn't know hilary was dating this guy but they make an utterly adorable couple.
d) could brooke stuff anything more into that dress? she looks like a well done vienna sausage.

meredith said...

i don't watch keeping up with the kardashians simply because i have enough trouble keeping up with my own life. i have, however, seen a few episodes and scott seems like a real douche bag in all the episodes of seen.

Summer said...

Shut up! I didn't know Brooke was on crack!!! That is whack!

Sera said...

My favorite one this week is the Jesse James one. Did you happen to catch him last season on Celebrity Apprentice? He seems like SUCH a nice, down-to-earth guy. And seriously? A pitbull named Cinnabon? Love it. And what a cute picture.