I think Barbara should be scared. Whoopi will cut a bitch.
Sheryl Crow has signed on for a major recurring role on ABC's Cougar Town. Since she won't actually be playing a cougar, I don't have anything to say.
Sandra Bullock decided to do something special for her man on Valentine's Day.
"I decided for Valentine's Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There's something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color."Sandra, I hope it grows back.
John Mayer made an ass of himself in a recent Playboy interview. He said Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm, Jennifer Aniston is afraid of technology and his penis only sleeps with white chicks. After being ripped in the media for his remarks, John broke down in tears at one of his concerts. Like Justin Timberlake says, "Cry me a river."
Valentine's Day was the number one movie at the box office this weekend. The chick flick made $54.2 million. It's a good thing. If they paid Julia Roberts $3 million for six minutes, I can only imagine what the other stars made.
Director Chris Nolan has confirmed it. A third Batman film is in development, and could be released as early as 2011. Yes!
Robert Pattinson was recently photographed with nude women for Details Magazine. When asked about the photoshoot, he said...
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."I'm not even kidding. Look it up.
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