February 14, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown; Vagina Valentine

Sources are saying Barbara Walters is shacking up with rumored beau, Frank Langella. Why is this news? Well, ol' Frank is Whoopi Goldberg's ex. Don't the ladies on The View have enough drama without sharing men?

I think Barbara should be scared. Whoopi will cut a bitch.


Sheryl Crow has signed on for a major recurring role on ABC's Cougar Town. Since she won't actually be playing a cougar, I don't have anything to say.


Sandra Bullock decided to do something special for her man on Valentine's Day.
"I decided for Valentine's Day I would do a special hair thing. I wanted to try to create a pink heart shape with my lower hair. It was painful. You had to bleach it first. There's something about bleach that feels like acid. Then I had to shave it. I was in so much pain, but I kept going and put the pink dye on and it went the wrong color."
Sandra, I hope it grows back.


John Mayer made an ass of himself in a recent Playboy interview. He said Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm, Jennifer Aniston is afraid of technology and his penis only sleeps with white chicks. After being ripped in the media for his remarks, John broke down in tears at one of his concerts. Like Justin Timberlake says, "Cry me a river."


Valentine's Day was the number one movie at the box office this weekend. The chick flick made $54.2 million. It's a good thing. If they paid Julia Roberts $3 million for six minutes, I can only imagine what the other stars made.


Director Chris Nolan has confirmed it. A third Batman film is in development, and could be released as early as 2011. Yes!


Robert Pattinson was recently photographed with nude women for Details Magazine. When asked about the photoshoot, he said...
"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vagina. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover."
I'm not even kidding. Look it up.



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20 comments:

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I'm waiting for Eddie to come out of the closet, really! He's just too hot!

I think I'm going to see Valentine's Day tomorrow night.. Wanna come?

Kristina P. said...

John Mayer has always been Hollywood's biggest Douchebag. Well, other than Mario Lopez, of course.

And I love Sandra Bullock.

Natalie said...

I agree.. John Mayer is a total Douche.
And really? He hates vagina? WTF.

Can't wait to see Valentine's Day. It looks so good.

Ashley said...

allergic to vagina? um...

Robin said...

I Love your rundown..I wasnt up to date about all this..well except for Mayer..that pic is perfect..!..youve really covered it all..pink shaved vaginas, allergic to vaginas, and Mayer looks like a vagina... Great...!Whoopi and Barbara might be sharing Frank..It could happen..!

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

I need to see a picture of the man who would actually want to date Whoopi and the Bawbawa Waltaws.

Gross.

Leiah said...

The best question in that interview: "PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?"

MiMi said...

I'm with Monique! I went and looked that dude up and GROSS!
Although, I might date him over John Mayer....not a bad idea.
RP...allergic?? I have no clue what the hell he was saying...is he gay??!! No way. Nuh-uh.
Also, Sheryl Crow ISN'T gonna be a cougar?? WTH? Weirdness.
Also, let's see....oh! Is Christian Bale gonna be Batman again?? Yummy!

Much More Than Mommy said...

This was a good reminder that I still haven't seen 'The Dark Knight'. And seeing that picture of John Mayer was a good reminder that it only takes me .5 seconds to get to the bathroom to hurl.

JennyMac said...

I love Sandra...did I need to know about her pink hoo ha valentine? No! But I also learned about Jennifer Love Hewitts vagazzler last week so I am 2 for 2. LOL.

Chelsea said...

Always love your little pop culture roundups :)
my life in style

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Did you HAVE to throw the Batman pic in with Edward's??? Geesh. Trying to kill a girl or something? ;) You know I have a thing for Batman! hehe

Amber said...

John Mayer is definitely a big dickhead. And that's all I'm saying about that.

WTF Pattinson??? What the hell does Kristen Stewart have? I knew there was something weird about her!

Juliana said...

I had no idea about Walters...that show is so messed up! I cannot believe that Mr. Cullen hates Vaginas...I hear women weeping everywhere.

♥Aubrey said...

OMGeeeeeeee...i'm dying of laughter over Robert's words. That man i swear is gay. A room full of girls and he had nothing to say...WTF?!!!

Whoopi & Barbara...with the same taste in men. Barf-a-roni :)-
I'm sure it will make for good daytime gossip.

T said...

I am seriously freaked out by women who have no ta tas.

John Mayer has more cleavage that Sheryl Crow does.

Why does RPatz hate vajayjays? I need to do more research on this because if it's true, it seriously fucks with one of my fantasies.

Mighty M said...

I hope the next Batman movie is as good as the last couple have been!

John Mayer: Weirdo.

Karen said...

It would be the best news EVER if Robert Pattinson came out of the closet.

And I hate John Mayer. But damn I love his voice.

And I really can't wait to see the new Batman movie. I love me some Christian Bale.

Michelle Hoad said...

so that's what they mean when they say banana hammock. I seriously could have lived without the visual.

Simply-Mel said...

No wonder Kristen always looks so sad.