March 19, 2010

Giveaway Winner, Target Pervert & more

First of all, I would like to congratulate the winner of my drinking giveaway.

Hissyfits & Halos



Go ahead. Tell her how jealous you are.



I went shopping at lunch today with my fabulous friend and coworker, Terri. When we were almost to her car, I noticed this giant man. Seriously, he was at least six foot three. He looked at me, looked away and looked back again. Dude was checking me out. You can ask Terri if you don't believe me. She noticed it too.

Anyway, this reminded me of the Target pervert I never told you about. The Hero and I were picking up a few necessities with the kids in tow. Please tell me I'm not the only one who goes to Target three times a week. As we were leaving, he tells me a guy from a couple lanes over was taking pictures of my ass with his phone.

"What did you just say?"

"Some guy was taking pictures of your ass with his phone."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive. There's no way he was taking pictures of anything else."

"Why didn't you go over there and kick his ass?"


"I'm flattered. Blah blah blah. You should be too. Blah blah blah."



Final Thoughts

1. Giveaways are fun.

2. Guys think I'm hot.

3. Pictures of my ass are probably on the internet.

19 comments:

MiMi said...

OMG
I know if anyone ever takes pics of my ass in the store that it's going on People of Walmart.com
I swear!!

MiMi said...

Oh yeah, and guys over 6 feet are hot.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Mimi just made me spit my drink out. Awesome.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

People of Walmart.com= AHAHAHAHA!!

Yes, I'm your witness. He was hot! Which is why I didn't freak about his gf hitting my car with her door. She must have been checking you out too.. Sheesh M!

Natalie said...

People of Walmart... HAHAHAHAHA!

FYI: I'm making a mental note to search for pics of your ass on the internet.

And yes, tall guys are hot. Freakishly tall guys are freaky. Especially since I'm borderline midgetsize.

Amber said...

Congrats to the winner! Yes, I am jealous!

Why do guys take pics of asses on their phone? Do they like to have a massive collection of ass pictures? I just don't get it!

The Rambler said...

Ha...men. We woman get so crazy, but men buff out with pride when another takes pictures of their woman's butt :)

My husband said the big prize is that THEY get to go home with us, but the dreamers can only dream.

Hissyfits & Halos said...

Check that out! Thank you thank you thank you!!! How cool!

If it makes you feel any better....If I saw you in Target, I would probably take pictures of your ass, too! ;)

MommyLovesStilettos said...

LOL!

Much More Than Mommy said...

LOL @ MiMi! And I had a guy take pictures of my backside when I was walking by, too. It was okay, though, because it was The Husband when he was The Fiance.

My Mercurial Nature said...

So how many people are now searching for those pictures of your ass? LOL Great blog, I'm glad H&H won so I could be directed this way.

shegoesbananas said...

I totally love your blog. I have been missing out! But here I am now, all caught up on the latest gossip. Thank you for providing me with my fix! Now I don't have to go search it out, you do all the work for me! Amazing!

I can't believe some guy was taking pictures of your ass in the Target parking lot! Who does that? It's one thing to stare, but come on. Are asses are no longer safe!

I go to Target many times a week, three at a minimum.

Meaghan said...

Love this picture - GREAT post. Stopping by from SITS to say hello ;)

Em Static said...

I'm at Target more than I'm at the grocery store. Man has declared me unfit to shop at Target unsupervised. I mean, how was I to resist tiny garden gnomes and sock-monkey bedroom slippers?


Great blog. I'm following.

Tracie said...

I'm with MiMi. Also, People Of WalMart is responsible for my high grocery bills. I won't shop there anymore because I'm scairt of being featured on that site. (They are the cheapest in town.)

closet365 said...

Three trips to Target in one week is a slow week for me.

And omg, haha I'm dying about the ass pictures. Creepy. But also hilarious.

A Real Housewife said...

I'm pretty sure I belong to Target Addiction Anonymous.

That pic of Leo D is absolutely adorable!

Salt said...

Congratulations on your big win. I guess.

Now before I sulk in the corner...EWWWW Target pervert! That's so creepy! But at the same time I might be a little bit flattered.

I've had weeks where I've been to Target nearly every day. Ain't no shame.

Kourtni said...

I just found your blog and I have to say I love you!!! This is so entertaining!
Oh and I am at Target almost every single day. It's a sickness. And my husband also finds it flattering (for himself) when pervy guys check me out. Nice.