April 29, 2010

Britney Spears Takes Over

OMG, y'all. It's Brit Brit.



I told hotpants™ I'd take over for the day.

She's busy visiting blogs and replying to emails.

I don't know nothing about SITS, but she really seems to love it.

I wonder what it stands for.

S - I - T - S

Singing in the shower?

Standing in the street?

Sex in Timberlake's suite?

Hehehe. I done all those things.



Anyhey...

I'm sitting on the floor in my garage listening to Justin Bieber.

He's so cute, y'all.

When's he gonna be 18?

That ain't bad is it?

Don't think bad of me.

:singing:

I'm just a girl with a crush on you!



That's my song, yanno.

I wrote it when I was 15.

ONE - TO THE - FIVE

F'reals.



Do ya know who I don't like?

Like a lot?

Bella Swan!

I want a sparkly vampire boyfriend.

What does she got that I don't?

I'm hot.

I can sing lip sync.

I can dance.

I know people.

I wear flannel.



Uh oh!

My dad's calling me.

I'm prolly in trouble again.

I let my nips show in Target and didn't brush my hair.

Be good to hotpants™.

She's the best.

Peace out, y'all.

43 comments:

Scrappy Girl said...

You love vampires AND Britney takes over your blog! I think I am in love....

Mighty M said...

Britney can come back anytime for a visit! What a great post! :)

Michelle Hoad said...

When I imagine her talking, it sounds just like that. I thought I was the only one.

Olivia Carter said...

Ha! Love it!

JP said...

I always wanted to smack Bella... what a vapid bitch. "Oh I'm nothing without Edward..." seriously bitch, get an ounce of self-worth.

Joann Mannix said...

I hope your SITS day was great, y'all.

I thank it jist might mean Stumbling In The Street and almost droppin' your kid, cause y'all shore don't wanna drop your vodka.

Yeah, I thank that's xactly what it means, cause that's how we do it in the South, y'all.

Cathy said...

Best guest post ever. Yay Brit!

Salt said...

How kind and awesome of Brit-squared to come guest post for you today! Love it! (PS glad to see your pics are working!)

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PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

It's Britney bitch!

Krysten @ After 'I Do' said...

Oh Britney...

Kristina P. said...

Haha, I was literally going to post the same thing as Krysten.

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

You were right. This was indeed the best post ever.

Stephanie Faris said...

Hilarious!

Poor Brit...will she ever live down her past? I'm guessing...not.

Marcie said...

That was so sweet of Brit Brit to take time out of her busy day to post on your blog. ;)

I love Britney, but sadly I imagine she talks like this too.

I especially love the word "prolly."

xo,
Marcie

MiMi said...

This is exactly how I imagine she talks. But I bet she can't type.

Ma What's 4 dinner said...

I just peed in my pants and spit diet coke all over my keyboard. That was hysterical.

Alex aka Ma What's for Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com

Much More Than Mommy said...

Oh.My.Word. This was all kinds of awesome!

Christina said...

I love this! I love her!

The Blonde Duck said...

Poor Britney. She's such a mess.

Sammy said...

Hahah Love it!

Deidre said...

Ah Brit Brit...She's a hoot! :)

foxy said...

Hi there... I'm not a SITS girl anymore, but congrats on your day. I came over here because it seems like we have lots of the same bloggy friends! Super cute blog... I'll definitely be back.

Cheers!

Abri said...

Um, I don't think I have told you this before... but I love you.

LOL your posts always make me laugh!

Angelica said...

This is so funny! I am so glad to have read this! I have always rooted for Brit Brit but so ashamed to admit it!

Boutique on Feet said...

Visiting from SITS. Love your blog . . . I love celebrity "stuff" and gossip, too! Come visit sometime!!

Nikosmommy said...

Great post Brit...don't feel bad about not wearing a bra or brushing your hair. We all do that sometimes (in the comfort of our own HOME!)

hang in there bey-bey! :)

Kiki said...

i love brit brit and miss that pink wig:( great post and pix. i've gotten into trouble a few times running errands with no bra on and my hair messed up. that's how we roll in my small southern town, y'all anyways...shoot.

Tara said...

hahaha!! great post, brit brit!!

Gigi said...

Hi Brit! I'm really said you didn't post a fun pic of yourself walking barefoot into a gas station bathroom.

Lindzena said...

HA! Ok this post made me laugh a lot. This is my first time at your blog and it was quite the intro. ha, very fun!

Sharlene T. said...

Very lucky to have the girl stop by and help with your blog, today. Hello from SITS. Come visit when you can...

Stacy said...

Well looky loo at who made it on my special people page!

http://stacysaysblog.blogspot.com/p/special-people.html

Jessica said...

Really...Justin? (Don't yell at me for what I'm about to say.) I don't know much about this kid but what.is.it. with people and him?

I honestly don't see the good looks thing...or know much about what he does/tries to do.

Mrs. Adventure said...

Too funny! Love your blog & the gossip.

Stopping by from SITS!

See Mom Smile said...

I think Lady Gaga should be your next guest blogger!

Date Girl said...

I love your commentary. Oh Britney, you do realize those terrible expressions you make aren't cute but actually very scary right?

Christine said...

Nope, not a fan of ol' Bella either! I want my own sparkly vampire too! =)

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Jackie at 3littleones said...

haha - love it!

Tracie said...

Congrats on your SITs day! This was a hysterical post.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Awesome, awesome post!

Clemson Girl said...

Ummm jealous! How do I get Brit to guest post on my blog??? Tell me your secrets...