I told hotpants™ I'd take over for the day.
She's busy visiting blogs and replying to emails.
I don't know nothing about SITS, but she really seems to love it.
I wonder what it stands for.
S - I - T - S
Singing in the shower?
Standing in the street?
Sex in Timberlake's suite?
Hehehe. I done all those things.
Anyhey...
I'm sitting on the floor in my garage listening to Justin Bieber.
He's so cute, y'all.
When's he gonna be 18?
That ain't bad is it?
Don't think bad of me.
:singing:
I'm just a girl with a crush on you!
That's my song, yanno.
I wrote it when I was 15.
ONE - TO THE - FIVE
F'reals.
Do ya know who I don't like?
Like a lot?
Bella Swan!
I want a sparkly vampire boyfriend.
What does she got that I don't?
I'm hot.
I can
I can dance.
I know people.
I wear flannel.
Uh oh!
My dad's calling me.
I'm prolly in trouble again.
I let my nips show in Target and didn't brush my hair.
Be good to hotpants™.
She's the best.
Peace out, y'all.
43 comments
You love vampires AND Britney takes over your blog! I think I am in love....
Britney can come back anytime for a visit! What a great post! :)
When I imagine her talking, it sounds just like that. I thought I was the only one.
Ha! Love it!
I always wanted to smack Bella... what a vapid bitch. "Oh I'm nothing without Edward..." seriously bitch, get an ounce of self-worth.
I hope your SITS day was great, y'all.
I thank it jist might mean Stumbling In The Street and almost droppin' your kid, cause y'all shore don't wanna drop your vodka.
Yeah, I thank that's xactly what it means, cause that's how we do it in the South, y'all.
Best guest post ever. Yay Brit!
How kind and awesome of Brit-squared to come guest post for you today! Love it! (PS glad to see your pics are working!)
It's Britney bitch!
Oh Britney...
Haha, I was literally going to post the same thing as Krysten.
You were right. This was indeed the best post ever.
Hilarious!
Poor Brit...will she ever live down her past? I'm guessing...not.
That was so sweet of Brit Brit to take time out of her busy day to post on your blog. ;)
I love Britney, but sadly I imagine she talks like this too.
I especially love the word "prolly."
xo,
Marcie
This is exactly how I imagine she talks. But I bet she can't type.
I just peed in my pants and spit diet coke all over my keyboard. That was hysterical.
Alex aka Ma What's for Dinner
www.mawhats4dinner.com
Oh.My.Word. This was all kinds of awesome!
I love this! I love her!
Poor Britney. She's such a mess.
Hahah Love it!
Ah Brit Brit...She's a hoot! :)
Hi there... I'm not a SITS girl anymore, but congrats on your day. I came over here because it seems like we have lots of the same bloggy friends! Super cute blog... I'll definitely be back.
Cheers!
Um, I don't think I have told you this before... but I love you.
LOL your posts always make me laugh!
This is so funny! I am so glad to have read this! I have always rooted for Brit Brit but so ashamed to admit it!
Visiting from SITS. Love your blog . . . I love celebrity "stuff" and gossip, too! Come visit sometime!!
Great post Brit...don't feel bad about not wearing a bra or brushing your hair. We all do that sometimes (in the comfort of our own HOME!)
hang in there bey-bey! :)
i love brit brit and miss that pink wig:( great post and pix. i've gotten into trouble a few times running errands with no bra on and my hair messed up. that's how we roll in my small southern town, y'all anyways...shoot.
hahaha!! great post, brit brit!!
Hi Brit! I'm really said you didn't post a fun pic of yourself walking barefoot into a gas station bathroom.
HA! Ok this post made me laugh a lot. This is my first time at your blog and it was quite the intro. ha, very fun!
Very lucky to have the girl stop by and help with your blog, today. Hello from SITS. Come visit when you can...
Well looky loo at who made it on my special people page!
http://stacysaysblog.blogspot.com/p/special-people.html
Really...Justin? (Don't yell at me for what I'm about to say.) I don't know much about this kid but what.is.it. with people and him?
I honestly don't see the good looks thing...or know much about what he does/tries to do.
Too funny! Love your blog & the gossip.
Stopping by from SITS!
I think Lady Gaga should be your next guest blogger!
I love your commentary. Oh Britney, you do realize those terrible expressions you make aren't cute but actually very scary right?
Nope, not a fan of ol' Bella either! I want my own sparkly vampire too! =)
Hey Hot Pants,
Tried to find a way to email you and couldn't so wanted to make sure you saw this post I did for a $1 off any People Magazine purchase, thought you and your readers might like it, plus I gave you a shout out since your blog rocks and all! Anyway, here it is...feel free to share the coupon! http://www.savingmoneylivinglife.com/2010/04/hot-coupons.html
haha - love it!
Congrats on your SITs day! This was a hysterical post.
Awesome, awesome post!
Ummm jealous! How do I get Brit to guest post on my blog??? Tell me your secrets...
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