Could you be any less creative?
They aren't cool anymore now that everyone and their mom can afford one.
3. Unpolished Toenails
If your toenails are going to show, polish them.
4. Putting Family Member's Names On Your Car
Haven't these people watched Dexter? The Trinity Killer will get you.
5. Snot Nosed Kids
If you're going to break all the rules and bring your sick kid out, at least have the decency to wipe his nose.
I don't want you lovely people to think I'm hating on everything today, so I'll end this feature with my current favorite hottie.
I had another Christian Bale dream, so he's been on my mind.
Ain't he pretty?