April 20, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown; Special Tuesday Edition

This week's celebrity gossip comes to you from the office. The internet is still on the fritz at home. The Hero's working on it today. We may need a new router. I don't really care what we need as long as it's fixed. I almost postponed this until next week, but couldn't bring myself to do it. The celebs have been busy doing stupid stuff to entertain you. Let's go!



Hugh Hefner has decided to be a one woman man with Playmate Crystal Harris. After years of multiple girlfriends, Hef has finally found true love. If Hugh Hefner can settle down, Jesse James and Tiger Woods can too.


Disney is set to develop a prequel to The Wizard of Oz. They reportedly want Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr. to play The Wizard. I can tolerate this since it's not a remake of the original.


Kate Hudson may have gotten the tiniest breast implants ever. An insider told US Weekly that Kate finally did something about her biggest insecurity. If it makes her feel better about herself, that's all that matters. Does it look like she got new boobs to you?




Lady Gaga is celibate because she's doesn't have time to get to know someone.

"It's ok not to have sex. It's ok to get to know people. You don't have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you're not ready, don't do it. It's cooler to be strong and independent." -- The Ga


What can I say about Charlie Sheen that hasn't already been said? He's been in and out of rehab. He's been in and out of hookers. Now, he's reportedly shaved his head. He'll be lucky if it all grows back.


Mel Gibson has split from his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva. She said the split was sudden, but with mutual consent. They will raise their daughter together.


Larry King and his seventh wife, Shawn Southwick, may or may not be divorcing. It changes by the hour. He reportedly cheated with her sister. She reportedly cheated with their son's baseball coach. Guess who doesn't have a prenup?


Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt again. She suspected him of using her star power to land him jobs. Well, duh!


Bret Michaels had an emergency appendectomy. According to him, he almost died.


Conan O'Brien has landed a new tv gig. He will host a one-hour talk show before Lopez Tonight on TBS in November. George Lopez approved his show being pushed back an hour to make room for Conan.



The Talk of Tinseltown was brought to you today by...


Fergie

34 comments:

LouBoo said...

I always leave your blog with a smile :-)

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I had so much to say but the Fergie pic made me forget it all.. Bahhahahaha!!

I'm just the MOM said...

first off...hugh hefner-->Holly must be PISSED! I think Johnny Depp should be the wizard.

P.S. TEAM COCO!!!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Aww Paris... bless your heart... you only THINK you have Star Power!

I'm happy to see Hef settle down. I wonder how Holly feels about all this - she's been trying to make him a one woman man for years!

Good for the Ga! That's a great and realistic message to send young women and older women for that matter!

Kate looked great before and she looks slightly different after. Bottom line if it made mer feel better good for her. Personally I always liked that she didn't have big "Circus T's" - I would much rather have her chest than say Pamela Anderson's.

Wizard Prequel is OK - I'm with you - DO NOT mess with the original!!!!

Kristina P. said...

I don't believe the Hugh HEfner thing for a second. He will be back to 5 women in no time!

Nikosmommy said...
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Nikosmommy said...

Nikosmommy said...
Larry King divorcing again eh? Color me NOT surprised. Is it just me or is he not a total troll? Who would want to marry him anyway? (apparently 7 women who want his $$$)

Salt said...

I'm so glad you still decided to do ToTT this week. SO much ridiculousness.

I wish I could wear that dress that Kate has on in the first pic. I'm not exactly buying the implant thing, but whatever floats her boat if it's true.

Oh no! Mel and Oksana broke up!? I never saw that coming!

And Larry King looks like Gollum. Seriously. Creeping me out.

Alyssa said...

What a fabulous read! And for free???
Kate is just disgustingly gorgeous...Larry doesn't have a prenup? hahaha And poor Paris indeed.

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

I love it when you do these!!!
I had not idea Kate had her boobs done. She really needed it but wow you can barely tell she did. She has such a gorgeous body and I don't think everyone needs to run and get implants but if you are as flat as she is you need it to help you look more feminine. I think Pink needs them too!

Blair @ Reasonably Swanky said...

I love it when you do these!!!
I had not idea Kate had her boobs done. She really needed it but wow you can barely tell she did. She has such a gorgeous body and I don't think everyone needs to run and get implants but if you are as flat as she is you need it to help you look more feminine. I think Pink needs them too!

Michelle Hoad said...

That almost makes me like Lady GaGa.


Almost.

magically ordinary said...

Love all those tid bits! Thanks for the smile...

MiMi said...

Hotpants! I swear SWEAR Lady Gaga is celibate cuz she's a DUDE! She doesn't want anyone to see her tackle and berries!!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

Hey Oksana Grigorieva- Ive said it before and Ill say it again. Karmas a bitch- thats what you get for being a homewrecker.

LUCKY said...

I don't think Kate had a boobjob...just possibly a better push-up bra.

Me (aka Danielle) said...

I think maybe if Kate wore a bra every now and then...

Brianne said...

You've always got the best juice. ;) ♥ it

Cathy said...

Is it just me or does Kate look like she's got a baby bump in that after pic...if so that would explain her breast growth...yes/no?!

If no, then I'm going with waterbra.

Tara said...

i'm sure holly has a word or two for hef since he's all the sudden ready to settle down. and i dont know what i would do without bret michaels, so i'm glad he survived. seriously, what is wrong with fergie's face?

Ashley said...

Wow. So much to say....:) I don't Kate looks any different. Maybe it's just the shirt she was wearing.

MaggieK said...

This is great...and no Kate doesn't look any different.

MisAdventuresofMomof3 said...

That's awesome! Love it! Thanks for visiting me during the party. I'm your newest follower who is still catching up from the party madness....

Dustjacket Attic said...

Oh wow got all the goss in just one hit, heck that is a scary photo of Fergie, I think I'll have nightmares.
xxxx

Monique-aka-Surferwife23 said...

Who's hand is Kate holding? Weird.

I waited on Larry King once and he was weird. And short. So effing short that I was nervous.

meredith said...

i heart THE ga.

brett michaels, i'm pretty sure the STDs you contract from rock of love will kill you before the appendicitis.

Jewels Diva® said...

Kate Hudson wouldn't have needed implants if she didn't keep showing us that she has nothing to begin with.

Put your tits back in Kate.

Ashley said...

oh thats a horrible pic of fergalicious.

um, i wonder how holly madison feels about this new hef update...

it does look like kate had something done, she was FLAT before.

Valerie said...

I can't wait for the Wizard of Oz prequal, that sounds fabulous. I'm skeptical about Kate Hudson. I think she probably just gained a few pounds. She looks amazing either way though.

xo
Valerie

Kiki said...

wow. thanks for the celeb gossip wrap-up. i recently heard that Doug spent $2mil on Paris while they dated, like, for gifts and stuff. i hope she was worth every penny...

Cranky Mommy said...

Happy SITS day! I love Johnny Depp in these rolls, but I hope Hollywood will realize soon that it doesn't have to remake every great wacky fantasy story and cast JD as the star.

Simply Luxurious said...

I enjoy your voice. Congratulations on your day via SITS! You have a lovely blog that screams originality! I look forward to stopping back by. Have a lovely day.

jeanne @ Inspiring Ideas said...

Happy SITS day! You're giving Perez a run for his money! :-)

Rachel said...

kate hudson doesnt look like she got implants.
looks like weight gain.
it happens, your boobs get bigger!
lol