This week's celebrity gossip comes to you from the office. The internet is still on the fritz at home. The Hero's working on it today. We may need a new router. I don't really care what we need as long as it's fixed. I almost postponed this until next week, but couldn't bring myself to do it. The celebs have been busy doing stupid stuff to entertain you. Let's go!
Hugh Hefner has decided to be a one woman man with Playmate Crystal Harris. After years of multiple girlfriends, Hef has finally found true love. If Hugh Hefner can settle down, Jesse James and Tiger Woods can too.
Disney is set to develop a prequel to The Wizard of Oz. They reportedly want Johnny Depp or Robert Downey Jr. to play The Wizard. I can tolerate this since it's not a remake of the original.
Kate Hudson may have gotten the tiniest breast implants ever. An insider told US Weekly that Kate finally did something about her biggest insecurity. If it makes her feel better about herself, that's all that matters. Does it look like she got new boobs to you?
Lady Gaga is celibate because she's doesn't have time to get to know someone.
"It's ok not to have sex. It's ok to get to know people. You don't have to have sex to feel good about yourself, and if you're not ready, don't do it. It's cooler to be strong and independent." -- The Ga
What can I say about Charlie Sheen that hasn't already been said? He's been in and out of rehab. He's been in and out of hookers. Now, he's reportedly shaved his head. He'll be lucky if it all grows back.
Mel Gibson has split from his baby mama, Oksana Grigorieva. She said the split was sudden, but with mutual consent. They will raise their daughter together.
Larry King and his seventh wife, Shawn Southwick, may or may not be divorcing. It changes by the hour. He reportedly cheated with her sister. She reportedly cheated with their son's baseball coach. Guess who doesn't have a prenup?
Paris Hilton dumped Doug Reinhardt again. She suspected him of using her star power to land him jobs. Well, duh!
Bret Michaels had an emergency appendectomy. According to him, he almost died.
Conan O'Brien has landed a new tv gig. He will host a one-hour talk show before Lopez Tonight on TBS in November. George Lopez approved his show being pushed back an hour to make room for Conan.
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