My name is Misty, but everyone in the blogging world knows me as hotpants™. I've been married to The Hero, a firefighter, for almost 8 years. We have two children. Little Man is 4. Little Bit is 17 months. You can read more about us in the sidebar to your right.
I live in Memphis, Tennessee. I'm a full-time Business Manager and aspiring photographer. I love shiny gadgets, vampires and Britney Spears. If there's one thing I'm known for, it's my love of celebrities. Every week, I post my take on the latest celebrity news in The Talk of Tinseltown. I hate to brag, but it's all the rage here in blogland. Be sure to click the link to check it out for yourself.
Here are a few of my favorite posts. I'd love it if you'd check them out and leave a comment or two. Thanks for visiting Handbags & Handguns!
Facebook Flashback
Britney Spears Loves Target
How To Mystic Tan Like A Pro
When Mom and I Met Sela Ward
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1 – 200 of 255 Newer› Newest»Love those posts! All of them were so funny!
Happy SITS day!
Congrats on your SITs day. You have a wonderful family and your blog is so cool. Love it especially your header.
I agree, Brit doesn't buy bras at Target. Does she own any? That's the question of the day,lol.
Congratulations on being featured blogger! I hope your day is fantastic. Now I'm off to explore your blog!
http://thewhitebluesky.com
Happy SITS day! Can't wait to check out more of your blog.
Just wanted to say hi and congratulations on your SITS day! I can't wait to go and read some of your previous posts.
Best wishes,
Natasha.
a big congrats on your sits day...love your blog!
Happy SITS Day!! I'm so happy it's your feature day!! I'm finally leaving you a comment (i'm a big time stalker). I'm not big on celebrity gossip myself but I AM too.. It's weird, I have to read the tabloids in the checkout isle, it's like a guilty pleasure! haha.
And shhh... But I like Britney too! OMG... can't believe I admitted that!
Hey pretty Lady! Happy SITS day! I'm already a fan and follower of your blog! You deserve this day. Hope it's everything you thought it would be and more. :)
I love your post on "How to Mystic Tan Like A Pro."
I need to do more of the mystic tan, and less of the tanning bed. My skin will thank me!
I LOVE that friends episode!! Hilarious!
Happy SITS day to you, so exciting!
Love the Brittany Spears post, 'cause seriously...the boobs, ewww!
Oh and the Sela Ward post as well. Moms, they're so great for a good embarrassment, aren't they?
Enjoy your day.
Happy SITS day, I am so happy that you are featured. Hope you enjoy it.
Love, love, love your blog x 10. Can't believe I haven't found you before this...!!
I love getting the latest scoops and reading funny commentaries about celebs... Happy SITS featured day!!
Congrats Girly!! I joined SITS but I am awful at trying to keep up!
Happy SITS day! Your blog is adorable &any blog that has a pic of Robert Pattinson is a blog I want to fan. :]
Congrats on your SITS day! I am so in love with the name of your blog, now if only I can find my handgun LOL.
Congrats on the feature!
Happy SITS Day - LOVE your blog title & image!
Have a wonderful SITS day! :)
Congratulations on your special day! I really look forward to looking around your blog quite a bit more!
Yeah...another vampire lover xD *thumbs up*
Happy SITS Day. Enjoy it!
greets
Happy SITS Day! Enjoy the SITS Love (I am still enjoying mine from last week). Off to read more...
Holly
Congrats on your SITS day and you husband truly is a hero in my book!
WOOOHOOO! So excited to see you featured today!!
I love your blog...you cause much laughter which causes my 2 year old to wonder why I'm laughing at my laptop.
Oh and to answer a previous question...YES, I would totally watch Tori Spelling's show. I'm a little late on that one, I know.
~melody~
It's nice to meet you! (Stopping from SITS.) I'm so grateful for the service that your husband provides to the community. Thanks also go to you for lending him to those in need!
happy sits day! love that pic of the balloons. so fun!
1) Love the pleather and Zima.
2) I loved "Once and Again." I love Sela Ward. :)
3) Thank you for the Mystic Tan explanation. I've been tempted to go but afraid to ask the important questions. You are a doll.
Happy SITS day! I'm not big on celbs but I love your header.
The title itself drew me over. Congrats on your SITS Day!
Congrats on your SITS day!
Your blog is so fun and creative! Love your Paparazzi. :)
I just want to know if you've ever been tempted by pleather again. ;)
Congrats on your SITS day!
Too funny - love your post on your favorite hates. Those little families on the back of cars really annoy me too! :)
hope you have a wonderful sits day! enjoy you're day in the "spot light!" love your site!
shelley :)
Happy SITS DAY!!!!!
Enjoy your SITS day!
Happy SITS day! Nice to meet you!
Happy SITS day. I love all gossip, I don't discriminate!!
Sadie at heyMamas
Love your button, hotpants!
Happy SITS day!
Look at you ~ now you'll have to change your name to "sassy hotpants". Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day! I think we all have photos floating around facebook... sometimes I hate that "tag" feature! Love your blog!
Have a great day! I'm now a follower. Anyone who calls themselves hotpants gets my click!
Your blog is too much fun! Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day!
Happy SITS day! Checking stuff out.
Happy SITS! What a fun site!
Happy SITS day,
What a cool blog! You have such a wonderful family too....what a true blessing. Enjoy your day Diva!
Visiting for Sits, happy to discover another great blog..off to investigate.
Love you blog! Happy SITS day!
Cool picture. Happy SITS day! I'm going to have to check into this Brittany Target stuff. :-)
HAPPY SITS DAY SITSA!
I love vampires too - I always have - gonna check out your blog some more!
Came from SITS to say congrats on your day.
I'm lovin' your site. I too am a celeb gossip lover. Are you also addicted to bad reality TV?! (like me?)
Happt SITS day! Love your humor!
Hi there Hotpants!! Too cute! What a fun blog! Yesterday was my SITS day and it was wonderful! Hope you have as great of a day as I did!! These SITStas are fabulous!! So excited to pass the crown on to you!!
So what's with the handguns? I am so intrigued!!!
Enjoy your day!!!
Jen
OH and I am your latest follower too!! Yay!!!!
Happy SITS day.
Happy SITS day! Really cool blog name and header. Looking forward to reading your featured posts and hope you have an awesome day!
I blog about celebrities on occasion, too, but only when the topic involves my specialty: CELLULITE! Did you see the pics Britney released from her latest Candies ad? She released the unphotoshopped version next to the digitally enhanced ones. Really interesting to see the changes they made (like erasing all her muscles!). Anywho, happy SITS day!!
Happy SITS day!
I love your "hand-writing" post - I just may have to try that! Love the gossip, much better written that ol' Perez and without all the annoying ads on the side - your hubby & kids are much nicer to look at!
Congrats on your SITS Day!
Love these posts. You have a gift for humor, that's for sure! You've inspired me to write about the time I met Angelina Jolie in an elevator. :)
Congrats on being the featured blogger!
Congrats on being Featured Blogger!
I love your blog. Stopping by from SITS. Off to look around some more.
congrats on your sits day! I can't wait to read some posts
I love vampire books/movies :)
Happy SITS day!
So happy it is your SITS day! I hope you get lots of comments and a TON of new followers - your blog rocks! :)
You totally caught me with that beach picture! I LOVE it! Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS day!!!! Congrats on being the FB. I just love your blog name and your love of celebs.
Happy SITS Day! Love what I've read so far--I'd totally TiVo a Tori Talkshow!
Hello from Australia & Happy SITS Day! Congrats! Best wishes, C :).
I love me some celebrity gossip!
Happy SITS Day!!!! I love your posts...
Happy SITS day! I always enjoy reading your posts! Enjoy your day!
Happy SITS day!
I love your talk of Tinseltown...I will have to stop back again!
I had no idea I was so behind on celebrity gossip... I'd better follow! :) Happy SITS Day!
Happy SITS day! Dang, you are funny! Thanks for making me smile so early in the morning.
Happy SITS day! I can already tell I'm going to like you...better get to reading!
Happy Day! Enjoy the comment love! :)
Congrats on your big day! Love your bio.
Jennifer
Congrats on your SITS day girl! You deserve it!
Happy SITS day! I love celebrity gossip so I'll be following along!
Congrats on your SITS day!!!!
I absolutely love the title of your blog! It's unique and sucked me right in!
Lovely blog. You have a lovely family, too.
I love your Talk of Tinseltown posts! I'm not good at actually keeping up with celebrity gossip, but it sure is interesting to read about!
Happy SITS day! Loving your blog, love the celebrity goss. SO MUCH more interesting than "real" news. CNN who?
Happy SITS day! I'm off to read your favorite posts :)
Very cool! Happy SITS day...off to read more!
Happy SITS Day! Totally loving your blog :)
YAY it's your SITS day :)
I have been browsing your blog for an hour! I love it, girl!
Oh, and I posted your button.
Definitely a new follower here! Your posts are excellent. Can't believe I haven't found you yet!
Happy SITS Day!!
Oh my, another celeb site to derail my day! This could be dangerous...
I love it when one of my favorite blogs is the featured blogger! Awesome site!
Ohhh celebrity gossip. How I love it. Great, now I'm never going to get anything done, ever.
Happy SITS day!
Congratulations on your SITs feature! I hope you enjoy your day in the sun:-)
Happy SITS Day! Can't wait to read more of your adorable blog :-)
Happy SITS day!
Clearly Sela Ward's answer was either "No", or "I'm so hungry". Which was why she merely smiled.
And the Facebook pictures? Classic. I hope and pray no one has any they'd like to post from my misspent youth...!
Great blog! So fun! Congrats on your SITS day!
Congrats on your SITS Day - I look forward to reading your blog!
Amber :)
Happy SITS day!!! Happy I found your site!
Devan @ Accustomed Chaos
http://www.accustomedchaos.com
so envious....you're awesome! CONGRATS!! Happy SITS Day!!!
Happy SITS Day! I hope your enjoy your day in the spotlight! Your family is beautiful! Wow! A hero for a husband!
I hope you will visit my vlog:
www.twin-talk.com
Happy SITS Day!! Enjoy!
Happy SITS Day! I read your post about Britney and Target. That's definitely the most normal thing about the girl! LOL! She actually lives near me, but I haven't run into her at Target yet!
Happy SITS Day! You deserve it.
Love your blog! I've been a stalker for quite a while.
Stopping by from SITS...
Happy SITS day! Your site has all the celeb dish. Loving it!
Andrea
Happy SITS Day! I am totally marking you to come back - because there is nothing better then a funny gal - especially one with a name like "hotpants"!!!
Congrats on your SITS day! I already read and love your blog! (:
Congratulations on your SITS day - I LOVE this site - it's like getting all those celebrity mags for free plus some great posts too (with you on all of your list of favorite hates!) Consider me your newest follower - looking forward to reading more
Happy SITS day! What a fun blog!
Happy SITS day! You've got a great blog :-)
Congratulations on your SITS day! :)
Happy SITS Day!
Just stopping in to say HAPPY SITS day. Enjoy all the bloggy love.
Poor Tori...she looks so pitiful in this photo of her...
What a cool pic in your sidebar, Hotpants! Love the dress. And I LOVE celebrity gossip! I'll be coming back.
Happy SITS day.
You have great posts. I can just see my mom coming out with something like that when meeting a celebrity. I love Sela Ward!
Handbags (me) Guns (husband)
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DAY TO SHINE WITH SITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy SITS Day! Glad to stop by!
Congratulations on your SITS day! Hope you have a great one!
What a fun blog! Happy SITS day :)
Congrats on your SITS day lady! Love your blog!
Ooooh Ive found a new site to follow, thanks SITS and hello Hotpants...
Love your posts!
Happy SITS Day! Your posts are fantastic!
Happy SITS day! I cheated and commented on older posts first :p
I've just read your intro and you are already making me smile. Congratulations on your day!
Happy SITS day to you Hotpants!
You know I already adore you and your blog. So stoked you got picked as the featured blogger!!
Happy SITS Day!
I'm a new follower!!
happy sits day! enjoy your special day!
Happy SITS DAY!! Off to read your Sela Ward post. Love her!!
Leslie
Happy SITS Day! Love your blog. It's my first time visiting.
You also have a beautiful family.
Happy SITS DAY to you! Sometimes I get People magazine LOL to catch up on things.
OOooh, I like some good trashy celebrity gossip. New follower! Can't wait to check it all out.
http://www.pampersandpinot.com
Congrats on your SITS DAY!
Your blog is lovely!
happy sits day!! this is my first time at your blog - very funny!!! :)
Happy SITS day! Congrats =) So excited to go read your "Mystic Tan Like A Pro" article as I am headed to my first session in a week! Thanks!
Hi! I'm in Tennesse, too! Great blog - very interesting and funny. Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day!
can't wait to check out the posts you listed! happy SITS day!
YAY!!!
I'm so glad it's your SITS day!
You deserve it! I love it when it's someone I read regularly! :)
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day! You have earned it! I thinkg I will be coming back here to catch up on celebrity gossip! I am your newest paparazzi!
Shut the front door! It's your SITS DAY!? This makes me so happy. As you know you are one of my very favorite blogs forever. :)
Happy happy day, my friend! Well deserved!
Happy SITS Day, Misty!
Holy mother of sweet little baby Jesus, that's a lot of comments.
Congrats to you lovely!!!!!
<3 T
It's fun reading your Blog! Congrats on being the featured Blogger today!
The handwriting post cracked me up.
I used to have nice handwriting.
Then I started working in health care.
It was all downhill from there.
Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS day!!!
I really like your blog. You're very funny! And yes, Christian Bale is pretty!
http://www.thewannabewahm.com
I snagged your button.
:)
I love Michael C Hall and Dexter. Love all your hollywood gossip. I am a follower now. I am so out of it all the time with stuff--so you can help me be more aware :)
Happy Sits day.
Happy SITS day! I love celeb gossip!You have such a cute family!
Did you just see that you have 143 comments??!?!? Holy sweet mother of pearl..apparently I need to get in with SITS!!
Happy SITS Day!
Hey, I've been visiting your blog for a long time now! Glad you finally get your day in the SITS sun! Have a great one!
Happy SITS day.
I have loved vampires for years. I would suggest Canadian Tanya Huff and Nancy Baker's A Terrible Beauty.
LisaDay
Congratulations on your big SITS day. I've visited your site before. Always love the celebrity scoop!
Sheri
www.embracedchaos.com
Stopping by to say happy SITS day, from one fire wife to another. :) Nice to meet you!
*waving*
Happy SITS day.
That Sela Ward thing is HIGH-larious! That is so something that my mom would say ... which begs the question: we are moms. Are we someday going to slay our children with an embarrassing nugget like that? Someone stop me!
Happy Queen for a Day day!
Happy SITS day! Love it!
Enjoy your day! Congrats.
I've love vampires since before it was cool to love vampires. AND Britney Spears in my guilty pleasure!
Grats on your Sits day!
Greetings from Malaysia and congrats on your SITS day!
Little Bit is very cute! :)
Love your blog. Congrats on being the FB!
Who dosen't like celebrity gossip. The title of your blog Hnadbags and Guns..very cute
happy sits day!!
Okay, this is a seriously fun blog! Happy SITS day!!!
Happy SITS day! You have a beautiful family.
Happy SITS day. Enjoy your moment in the spotlight. You're a celebrity today!
Happy SITS Day!
grats on your SITS day :D
Happy SITS day!
I'm glad I found your blog. Love it!
I'm so subscribing!
Happy SITS day!!!
Congrats on your SITS day!
I'm admitting in print: I, too, like Britney Spears. Heaven help me, and my poor husband's ears.
Off to explore more of your blog. Have a fabulous day!
Jen
Congrats on your SITS day!
Well done and keep up the good work!
Love your posts!!! Happy SITS day :)
happy sits day! i must say i love your header, quite the visual there. your blog is great and i love your sense of humor--charlie sheen being in and out of hookers. i don't think you could have said it much more succinctly.
Happy SITS Day! Since your favorite is Celeb gossip- I still love the fact Lindsey is suing over the Etrade commercial with the babies! Those commercials are my favorite! My kids and I YouTube them for a laugh and my 4 year old mimics the guy who howls like a wolf!
Peace,
-Jules
Happy SITS day!
Finally here, good for you.
You are a very talented woman....
Very Happy Sits Day. I adore your celeb gossip, I am now a firm follower xx
Congrats on your SITS day! Love your blog - one of these days I'm going to suck it up and try a Mystic.
Happy SITS day - relax and bask in the adoration :D
I love your blog!! You've been bookmarked! Congrats on your SITS day.
congrats and being featured! I am so excited for you!! :)
sometimes when i'm walking thru a store i stumble upon a spiderweb of fart from the person in front of me and i get really pissed off.
Happy sits day! Hope you have a wonderful day reading all your comments. SO fun!!
Great Blog. Happy SITS day x
Great celebrity gossip - funny and oh so juicy at the same time. Hard to resist reading! Thanks for the great blog and Happy SITS day.
happy sits day!
Happy SITS day! Love your blog and am now following you! :-)
Congrats on your SITS day!
Happy SITS day! Looking forward to going back and exploring your cool site!
Happy SITS DAY! I love celeb gossip! Let me poke around a bit!
Your blog sounds so fun, can't wait to look around. Happy SITS day!
Happy SITS Day! Love your blog. Can't wait to read more
Happy SITS day! Love your blog!
happy SITS day! you're a celebrity yourself :)
Hi Misty,
I'm a regular here! Your posts are always lots of fun. Keep it up!
Anne-Marie
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