May 19, 2010

Open Letter to Rachel Uchitel


Dear Rachel Uchitel,

You slept with Tiger Woods, a married man. You hired infamous attorney, Gloria Allred, and started to share private details of the affair.


Tiger then paid you ten million dollars to shut those collagen filled lips of yours. You enjoyed the spotlight, the trash talk and the attention.


When the press died down, you tried extorting money from David Boreanaz. What do Tiger Woods and David Boreanaz have in common? They're both married celebrities you had sex with. What does this say about you, Rachel?



You're a whore.

34 comments:

Stacy said...

Haha, cute button!

Salt said...

She also has a terrible case of manface.

Stacey said...

Hahaha! Why is anybody giving this woman attention?

Clare and Gary said...

Salt.. does that make her a man whore...?

Jessica said...

I think they were just talking about her The View yesterday and I missed the first part of the convo. For the life of me I couldn't figure out who she was. Now I recognize this picture.

And, my friend, you are very, very accurate. Homewrecker, maybe? Mmmhmmm.

Kristina P. said...

Amen.

♥Aubrey said...

She's trying to steal her 20 minutes...

April said...

LOVE this!! I def wanna participate next week ... is this a new Wednesday post theme?

Jen said...

What? Are single men not any good?

McGriddle Pants said...

Ohhh David B! I had no idea!
I love him so much.
And now...
*tear*

I'm just the MOM said...

WHORE! :) lol I have never even heard of this woman lol

Simply-Mel said...

LOL @Salt!!! I was so thinking that - she looks like a bad tranvestite!!

NOt sure what that says about the men who shag her.... :-/

Michelle Hoad said...

The poor girl obviously needs the money. How else is she going to afford getting that much ass fat injected into her lips?

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

couldnt have said it better myself

Dugout Daisy said...

Agreed! I also agree with Salt and the manface thing, hahaha!

A Real Housewife said...

such a hoe bag.

but more importantly...just noticed you changed your family photos. OH MY GOD i just want to squeeze your kids' cheeks!!!! so adorable.

kiki said...

great post. i can't stand all these "whores" hiring gloria and trying to pimp out their stories. the media needs to stop acknowledging them and then they will go away. i watch the View and the other day, Sherri went off on Rachel during hot topics. not sure if you can find the vid on the web, but it was great and everything she said was dead on. didn't Extra or Access give her a spot on their show reporting on nightlife or something? horrible. take care.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

She's so ugly!
I most def would like to know who her surgeon is.. that way everyone will know how NOT to use!

Sharlene T. said...

The real problem with women like this being given so much money and fame with all the perks is that your daughters find it hard to do what's right when they see what happens to girls like this...it's a losing battle...

Mrs Dreamer said...

She must be fantastic in bed, cause she sure isn't the prettiest (not that I'm saying much about myself). Although I do envy her slightly for getting to have the Sex with David Boreanaz...

Rachel - blah blah blah you're a dirty tramp.

Stopping by from SITS!

Christina said...

Great letter and SO TRUE! I'm gonna work on my open letter tonight.

Jewels Diva® said...

What is it with these gold digging whores?

They love getting their names out there and want to make themselves look like the victim and yet THEY'RE THE ONES who went after the married men in the first place and slept with them knowing full well who and what they were.

Tarts, skanks, whores, whatever you want to call them, that's what they are.

Liz Butler said...

I could not agree with you more! What goes around, comes around. She'll get hers,...

Tara said...

yuck. she's a slore for sure.

Much More Than Mommy said...

*golf clap*

Lisa - Fine Sweet Life said...

She looks like a tacky 50 yr old. Gaudy, actually. And their wives are cute as a button. Hmmmm.

I'm a full-time mummy said...

Hello hotpants!

Greetings from Malaysia again! Just want to say thank you for dropping by my blog on my SITS day. You can read the aftermath of my whole day SITting episode

at this link:
http://imafulltimemummy.blogspot.com/2010/05/afternath-of-whole-day-sitting.html

Thank you again and hope to see you back here sometime! :D

Warmest Regards,
Jenny aka I'm a full-time mummy
(http://imafulltimemummy.blogspot.com/)

MiMi said...

Attention whore too!
Am I the only one who thinks she sorta looks like a dude?

Nikosmommy said...

Whore indeed! You'd think she'd take her 'hush money' and disappear forever!!
And tsk tsk to David B. I am disappointed in him!

gringationcancun said...

Why are all these mistresses so much less attractive than the wives??

Isn't David's wife an ex playmate or something? DUDE what were you thinking?!?!

Anyway kudos to David B on coming clean and moving forward.

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

I was SO disappointed in David when I heard this. She's a hot gross mess and he's on my SHIZZ LIST!

Sarah With Scissors said...

Salt... she does look like a dude... or like someone punched her really hard.

Florida Girl Meets the Midwest said...

Whore indeed. Sounds like we've got a couple of man-whores here also.

Dana said...

She definitely looks like a man...I am really sick of hearing about her.