sensible ♥ driven ♥ loyal ♥ independent ♥ a career woman
I'm determined to make partner in this firm, even if I have to be a lesbian partner.
Miranda: I had to walk all the way from the subway in these heels. My feet are killing me.
Steve: Why didn't you just carry them and wear sneakers like everyone else?
Miranda: You can take me out of Manhattan, but you can't take me out of my shoes.
Charlotte: What kind of diet book are you looking for?
Miranda: Something with a title like 'How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass'.
I was once with a guy the size of those little miniature golf pencils.
I couldn't tell if he was trying to f*ck me or erase me.
Do any of you have a completely unremarkable friend
or maybe a houseplant I could go to dinner with on Saturday night?
When did all the men get together and decide that they were only going to
get it up for giraffes with big breasts?
I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it.
Last night, Steve and I held hands for an hour and a half watching the fire.
He was looking into my eyes; I was looking for the remote.
Charlotte: Everything happens for a reason.
Even if you don't know what it is yet.
Miranda: That's such bullsh*t.
Miranda: You farted. You are human.
Carrie: I don’t want him to know that.