sexy ♥ confident ♥ brash ♥ fierce ♥ a man eater
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.
You can't date your f*ck buddy.
You're going to take the only person in your life that's there purely for sex, no strings attached and turn him into a human being?
When I´m good, I´m very good. But when I´m bad, I´m even better.
Men cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls... because they can.
Yeah, I am harsh. I'm also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient, and always right.
Honey, you have to let it go.
If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I'd never leave the house.
Last night I could not stop thinking about a Big Mac.
I finally had to get dressed, go out and pick up a guy.
Women with candles have replaced women with cats as the new 'sad thing'.
Samantha: All married couples stop having sex eventually.
Miranda: That's not true. You've had sex with plenty of married people.
Samantha: That's how I know!
Samantha: My feet are killing me.
Carrie: Oh, why don't you sit down?
Samantha: This outfit only works if I'm standing.