May 17, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown // Homewreckers + A Queen


Jude Law and Sienna Miller, both known for their home wrecking ways, are getting married this summer. A source says they are putting the past behind them and planning not one, but two weddings in England and New York. If you were famous, would you have multiple weddings just for the hell of it?


Summit Entertainment finally announced the fourth Twilight novel will be turned into two films. Deals are already in place for Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. Deals for secondary stars Peter Facinelli and Billy Burke are also in place. A couple of the Cullen kids, Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene, are demanding bigger paydays. Although their offers from Summit are at least 10 times the salary of the first film, the actors are said to be unhappy with the numbers given the franchise's success. Hurry up and pay them so we can get our movies!


Avril Lavigne was recently out with friends when Lindsay Lohan came over to say hi. Avril reportedly yelled, "Get the hell out of my face. You are fake. You are a loser. Stay away from me and my friends." Lindsay tried to get Avril kicked out of the club, but eventually stormed off when security wouldn't do anything. Is this what it's going to take to knock some sense into Lindsay? I doubt it, but wouldn't it be hilarious if Avril's bitchy words saved Lindsay?


A 24-year-old Arab American from Michigan beat out 50 other women to take the 2010 Miss USA title Sunday night, despite stumbling in her evening gown. When asked how she felt about winning the crown, Rima Fakih said, "Ask me after I've had a pizza." She's the center of attention this morning because of her religion. Who cares? Not every American woman is a white Christian. Besides, I think it's safe to say that the American people would find fault with any woman wearing the crown. What do you think?


Charlize Theron and Keanu Reeves, who have starred together in Sweet November and The Devil's Advocate, prompted rumors they're dating when many onlookers witnessed the two of them kissing outside a restaurant. To quote Chelsea Handler, I give these two my blessing.



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28 comments:

LouBoo said...

Always love these posts - you brightened up my afternoon!

Charlize and Keanu? Would make nice babies - but I don't quite see it myself...

Sienna and Jude - now they were meant to be - but a double wedding? Wouldn't something intimate be better?!

Louise x

Ashley said...

I would probably have two ceremonies if I was rich and famous. Maybe one small intimate one and then another big lavish one.

Salt said...

What!? Charlize and Stuart broke up!? Did I miss something?

Sienna and Jude have so much baggage. I'm thinking two ceremonies would just be a huge waste of money considering they will probably get a divorce anyway. And no, one ceremony was definitely enough stress for me. :)

And you really MUST be a loser if Avril has enough room to call you that.

Karen said...

Hmmm....I thought Keanu was gay.

Jude and Sienna...that train wreck's not going to last long.

And yes, it would be pretty awesome if Avril saved Lindsey with bitchiness.

Simone said...

Jude and Sienna...so beautiful to look at and so pretty together, but a long term future, I am really not sure.

I know someone who has been in Jude's social circle for years and she always says he is nothing like he is portrayed in the media. I want to believe her as goodness knows I do love looking at that man....but something tells me that of course she is going to say that...he did after all sleep with the nanny and then had a baby with that girl from FL last year....not great judgement.

Will they even get married....hmmm, not sure!

I love your Monday posts :)

Simone said...

PS Charlize & Keanu....I had heard that and was quite surprised.....hmmmm again!

McGriddle Pants said...

DUde, its a little insane that Sienna and Jude are getting married AT ALL... let alone getting married TWICE. Insane. Its like inviting people to watch the explosion of the hindenberg. We all knows its going to happen!

Good Luck to them. They're going to need it!!

A Real Housewife said...

i think ashley & kellan are being a bit greedy, but i also don't think the cullen clan will be the same without them. please come to an agreement and SOON.

i have had a serious crush on keanu reeves since bill & ted's excellent adventure.

MiMi said...

Sienna and Jude = ew.
Kellan and Ashley = pay em.
Keanu and Charlize = weird. but somehow it works. I thought she was with that one dude though...
The new Miss America...I don't even care. LOL

meredith said...

i hate that i still think jude law is hot. ugh

the new miss america is gorgeous!

Kristina P. said...

I am not shocked about Charlize and Keanu at all. Maybe the media can refer to them as Kelize.

Rebecca Jo said...

Miss USA looks like all the other winners that are always from Venezula... maybe we'll win Miss Universe this year with this one!!!

I LOVE the idea of Keanue Reeves & Charlize Theron together... makes me rethink the ending of Sweet November & that she didnt really die... & they lived happily ever after. Or that the devil didnt really kill her in The Devil's Advocate...

Christina said...

Yay for Charlize (my fav actress ever) and Keanu!

Shelley said...

I didn't know they were making Breaking Dawn into two films! That's great news!!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Sienna & Jude.. Who friggin cares. Not like it'll last anyway!

Charlize & Stuart broke up???
Where have I been?

PS. Lurves that pic of Tara!
Bhahahaah!

gringationcancun said...

Yay! Sienna and Jude are getting married! This should make celeb gossip sites MUCH more interesting over the nxt few years.

Wow... Avril's kind of a bee-otch isn't she? After all these years, I'm still rooting for the Lohan.

Gringation Cancun said...

Yay! Sienna and Jude are getting married! This should make celeb gossip sites MUCH more interesting over the nxt few years.

Wow... Avril's kind of a bee-otch isn't she? After all these years, I'm still rooting for the Lohan.

Tara said...

thank you, tara reid, for bringing us all of this info.. i need them to figure out everything for breaking dawn asap! i'm really going to have a hard time waiting til next november..

Stacy said...

I'm excited for Jude and Sienna - if only for their future babies! Because those will be some damn good looking kids!

Nikosmommy said...

I think the new Miss USA is amazing...and you're so right, not every American girl is white and Christian! (but then I'm from Canada and we're all multi-culturally accepting and stuff, from way back!)

kMb said...

great post, tara. how are sienna and jude gonna pay for those weddings?
i sometimes debate over keanu's sexuality. if he and charlize are together, well, awesome for them. both those movies were horrible.
avril is still dating brody jenner, so maybe there is jealousy since lilo dated him too. both girls are trainwrecks.
i think the new miss USA is stunning. how long before her nude pics or videos pop up, though? seems like each year the winner has a naughty past.

Elecat said...

I know of people who've had two weddings for the reason that they were brought up in two different states or countries.... I'm sure that their weddings weren't as lavish as these weddings will probably be but still, I don't see the issue.... ? Charlize & Keanu: What a beautiful couple! :)

Olivia Carter said...

I've got a random thing for Keanu. He's really not a great actor (except in certain roles) but I've got something for him :) I think they'd make beautiful babies so I say GO!

And seriously, they need to get on this Breaking Dawn movie. It's going to be all sorts of crazy. But I also think those two need to be thankful for the franchise that pretty much "discovered" them & launched them into fame & just do it!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

I love a girl that loves her pizza!

Ed said...

Miss USA is HAWT!

Too bad more terrorist didn't look like her.

wait, what?

Marcie said...

I love these posts! They are great. I love Miss USA's dress. That picture of Tara Reid is hilarious!

:) Marcie

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

I kind of like that Avril knocked LiLo down a peg or two but who's going to remind Avril that she really isn't A-List ;)

Mighty M said...

We got to see some of the contestants walking around Vegas - very skinny and very pretty!