Hi everyone! I'm so completely freakin' flattered that hotpants™ asked me to do a guest post for her! She's my homegirl. <--- She taught me that homegirl is, indeed, one word. Where would we all be without her?! I shudder to even think about it. If you don't know me or read my blog, then you
Without anymore yammering, here is an F-Bomb Friday for ya. And, people, I saved this one. I saved it for you!
Okay, maybe I was too embarrassed to post it on my blog which may or may not because my aunt reads it. You will understand what that means when I shut the heck up and just get on with it.
And, yeah, I'm a married stay at home mom who is a bit on the
I had no business checking anyone out.
Especially at a funeral.
Let me clarify that.
Especially at my Grandmother's funeral.
I'm a complete asshat sometimes.
Onto the good stuff.
Here we are, my entire family and a few close friends who I don't know, in a church. We're gathered in our Sunday best to pay our last respects to my 83 year old grandmother. There were a bunch of people from out of town there who I didn't recognize. Family and friends both.
So, I'm sitting there worrying about my stupid pantyhose and I notice a nice looking man across the lobby.
I'm thinking that I like his goatee... he's slim, tall, blond (which usually isn't my thing) and looks pretty stylish.
Wonder if he's single?
**checks the ring finger**
Does he have a girlfriend?
**looks for women around him**
Nope. Just my cousins.*
Wonder how old he is?
**tries to see if there are wrinkles**
Hm. Not old, but older than me.
Wonder if he's friendly...
**smiles at him**
Yep, he's friendly! Smiled back!
Must find out his name.
**leans over and asks my mom, "Who's that guy over there?"**
"Oh, that's Chris.** You know. Your cousin."
***sounds of tires coming to a screeching halt***
In my defense (and I totally need one here) I hadn't seen Chris in 8 years.
Tell me you don't check for wedding rings on good looking guys whether you're married or not.
*Hello. Cousins? Should've been a red flag on that one.
**Like I'm gonna use his real name. I have to protect the innocent. And myself.
Thank you for letting me guest post, hotpants™!
Have a great weekend, everyone!