June 07, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
The Golden Girls

Ladies, it's official. Zack Morris is single. Mark-Paul Gosselaar's rep confirmed the Saved by the Bell star has separated from his wife after fourteen years of marriage and two children. Raise your hand if you want to get on the Zack train!

Do you know what else is official? Well, do you? Tom Selleck has confirmed there will be a third film in the Three Men and a Baby franchise. Tom, Ted and Steve are all available, a script has been written and the film is tentatively titled Three Men and a Bride. I loved Three Men and a Baby so I'll definitely give this one a shot.

Does anyone else think it'll be weird seeing these three guys watch their daughter get married when they all still look so young?

People have been speculating about Mariah Carey's womb for over a year now. This time she may really be pregnant. A source close to Mariah leaked the story to US Weekly, and Nick Cannon apparently let it slip in conversation. She's just shy of the three month mark so an official announcement could be coming soon.

Sheryl Crow has adopted a second child. She posted the following announcement on her website.

"Wyatt has a new little brother! Levi James was born April 30th."

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are said to be 'quietly dating'. I don't think such a thing exists in Hollywood, but whatever. The two began dating in 2006, but the romance fizzled amidst a media circus.

Gossip Girl's Chace Crawford was arrested for marijuana possession. He was in a car with a friend when he was busted with one unlit joint. Lindsay Lohan hasn't been to jail yet, but this guy gets arrested for one unlit joint? It just doesn't seem fair.

Miley Cyrus recently performed on Britain's Got Talent where she pretended to kiss a female dancer. The two didn't actually lock lips, but they got awfully close. Miley then took to her website to deny the 'almost kiss' and point the blame elsewhere.

1. Miley craves attention.
2. Miley is NOT Britney Spears.
3. Miley shouldn't deny something that was watched by millions.

James Cameron said BP oil chiefs turned down his offer to help stop the massive slick which is threatening the Gulf Coast. The Titanic director, a deep-sea diving pioneer who has worked with robot submarines, met with experts on Tuesday to brainstorm ideas. His offer of help was graciously turned down. The man has ideas, money and Leonardo DiCaprio on his side. BP, you'll be sorry when your 'half-ass cap' doesn't contain the mess you've made.

Kristen Stewart issued an apology after comparing her fame to being raped. I only have one tiny piece of advice, Kristen. Think before you speak.

Rue McClanahan, who played Blanche Deveraux on The Golden Girls, passed away at the age of 76. Betty White said, "Rue was a close and dear friend. I treasured our relationship. It hurts more than I even thought it would, if that's even possible."

Thank you for being a friend.

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Lou said...

Hello - love it...I get more from your tinseltown posts than in most magazines I read. Does this mean I am reading the wrong kind of magazines? Ummm. I used to adore Golden Girls. I also used to adore Saved by the Bell. I am basically a 1980s TV lover...it all takes me back. Anyway - have a great day :-) Lou x

Christina said...

Great post, as usual! I didn't know about the James Cameron stuff. If he's offering, what's the harm in trying!? I'm so pissed about this oil spill. And AMEN about Miley.

Kristina P. said...

Wow, I have been out of the celebrity loop this week. There were several of these I hadn't heard about.

Lacie @ Creative Attempts said...

Hello who didn't want to be mrs. Zachary Morris? Lol I love your updates it'd the only way that I know what is going on!

Salt said...

I'm so sad about Rue. My grandmother and I used to watch that show together when I was little. I wish that Betty White would live forever.

Miley is the next mega-trainwreck just waiting to happen.

I can't even put into words how much I hate BP.

bingham 5 said...

Tom Selleck will never age - and he just keeps getting better and better looking!

McGriddle Pants said...


And that's crazy about those "3 Men"
Insanity! Not saying that I WONT watch this movie, but really... doesn't hollywood have any new ideas anymore?!?

Natalie said...

You already know my Golden Girl stories.. I was telling Joe about it & almost started crying. He jokingly offered to buy me the dvd's for xmas. I accepted & wasn't kidding.

I think the 3 men movie would be cute.. I can't wait until it comes out.

Miley Cyrus needs to go back to her farm in TN. I'm already sick of her.

Kristen Stewart is a talentless wench who should keep her mouth shut. I mean, really? rape? Doesn't she have people around her to keep her from opening her mouth?

Rebecca Jo said...

I hate Miley... & Kristin... stupid girls...

maybe James Cameron can put the "heart of the ocean" necklace in the hole & plug it up... just saying! That thing was pretty big!

I'm all about the Zack Attack!!!

Gosfam said...

Loved Saved By The Bell, but makes me sad after 14yrs of marriage he is done. Granted don't no the circumstances but still....love all the Hollywood updates--I would be so out of it without you :)

Macey said...

I didn't know that MPG was married for 14 years. That's a long time! I feel bad for the kids. :(
Rue...that's sad. Bet Betty's crappin' her pants being the only one left!
Kristen - idiot. :)

TLF said...

-I'll board the Zack train, only if he cuts his hair & colors it blonde!
-Three Men And A Bride, LOVES IT!! I'm so there with ya!
-Mariah Carey is like JLo to me, so over it! Does anyone really care?
-I don't care how old Miley is or what she does, but can I PLEASE have the number to her personal trainer? I want abs like that, Kthxbye!

Tina L. Hook said...

So sad to see one of the Golden Girls pass on.

Sniff. sniff.

Sharlene T. said...

Hannah Montana was the icon -- Miley Cyrus without HM is just not going to make it. She doesn't have the voice or the charisma. That's why she decided to move on to an 'acting' career. Her movie hasn't given her a career...Hope she gets some sense before the train-wreck...

Liz said...

Right on the money yet again! I despise Miley, I despise Lindsay and now I also despise BP. Does that make me a hater?

Kiki said...

K-Stew is a dumb dumb and can't act, but the mag claims her words were taken out of context. live and learn, kristen. love betty white. so sad about miss rue. take care.
ps - i watched zachie boy on the early eps of Saved by the Bell when Miss Bliss, aka Pollyanna, was his teacher. he was swoon-worthy even back then. i continued watching the show til the end. i'm also very happy that zach cut his hair, cuz that long hair he was sporting on that TNT show made him look like Fabio. ugh.

Marcie said...

Can I please shout it from the rooftops MILEY IS NOT BRITNEY SPEARS! Ok, I feel better. This is my favorite post of yours.

:) Marcie

meredith said...

this is random, but speaking of k.stew, where is all the eclipse hype??? i haven't seen much press or media attention about our favorite twilight lovers.

A Real Housewife said...

and another piece of advice to K Stew: stop dating my husband you dumb skank.

that is all.

Shell said...

Singing the Golden Girls theme song now.

I was living under a rock and didn't realize the whole Mariah Carrey/Nick Cannon thing until this past weekend when dh mentioned something about them and then I made him look it up online and show me because I though he was just trying to get me to believe some crazy thing. But, nope, true!

Cathy said...

Wow, I knew very little of this news, so....thank YOU for being a friend(and keeping me in the celebrity loop). I will totally watch 3 Men and A Bride! Those guys are all still hot!

Shelley said...

The clock is ticking for Mariah! It's about time!


The Random Blogette said...

~I would love to be Mrs. Zack Morris..oh wait, I am already married.
~Not so sure about the Three Men and a Bride movie. I am sure that I will watch it though...when it comes out on DVD.
~I am sure that if Mariah is pregnant we will know soon enough. They are going to make some beautiful babies, although I am still trying to understand the fact that they are married.
~Yay for Sheryl Crow!
~Who cares about Denise Richards anymore.
~That so sucks about Chace Crawford. I so agree with what you wrote.
~Miley is a train-wreck waiting to happen.
~I cannot stand Krsiten Stewart because she acts like she is too cool for the whole celebrity thing.
~So sad about Rue...

Thanks for letting me hijack your comments!

Mrs. M said...

Great summary this week - so much happening in Hollywood!

Anonymous said...

Sad that a marriage is ending but.. I'll get on the Zack-attack train.

What the heck, Miley?

Rachel said...

I wasn't aware the BP was in any position to deny help... my suggestion is that we stop paying the CEO and freeze all his accounts until he fixes it. I bet he would figure something out real quick. Seriously, I cannot think of anything less responsible than the response to the spill.

And I didn't know Kirsten said that. Man she is a moron.

SO SAD about the Golden Girls! I watched a little marathon the other night, I hope Betty White stays around for a long time to come.

tara said...

oh chace, we dont mess around here in texas. you should've left your weed in NY.

Karen M. Peterson said...

I guess I've been missing out on more than just blogland this week! The only one of these stories I'd already heard about was Rue McClanahan, and who didn't know about her?

It's funny because I was wondering why BP wasn't using James Cameron's technology. I didn't know it had even been offered. Morons.

Vanessa said...

I think I *did* marry Zack Morris. But I'll tell you, I SO wanted to be in Zack Attack! I can lip sync sooooo well!

Jessica said...

So much to comment on that I don't even know where to begin. I'll just stick with the fact that I'm thankful for your blog. I'd much rather read the INTERESTING celeb news that wade through everything on random websites to find the juicy stuff.

You're gooood.