July 12, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
LiLo's Legal Woes


Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation. She cried when the judge handed down her punishment. Did LiLo really think she was going to get off with a slap on the wrist again?


Thanks to fancy cameras and people with a lot of time on their hands, it was quickly pointed out that Lindsay had a certain explicit message painted on one of her fingernails. Thanks for continuing to show us just how classy you really are, Linds.


Lohan's lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, immediately resigned. I guess she couldn't handle anymore drama. Speaking of drama, Lindsay is reportedly taking a cocktail of drugs. Even though she has prescriptions for all of the medications, the judge isn't buying it. Medical experts say she could easily kill herself if the combination of drugs in her system are mixed with alcohol.


Lindsay is already shopping around a post-jail interview. She's started the bidding war at $1 million. She might as well get what she can because she's going to have a hard time finding work if she keeps up this destructive behavior.

According to several law enforcement sources, she'll probably only serve a third of her sentence.



So, do you think time in jail is what LiLo needs?

Do you think it will keep her on the straight and narrow?

How much time do you think Lindsay will actually serve?



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26 comments:

Stacey said...

I bet she is out in 24 hrs! And it will not change her a bit!

Liz @ Perfect Chaos said...

Whatever she gets will not be enough for her to clean her act up. Wait and see how she acts once she's out of jail and is no longer monitored by the court.

Margaret said...

I think she needs to serve all of her time but I doubt that she will serve hardly any of it.

Karen said...

I watched the sentencing on TV since that's considered local news here in LA. I remember thinking there was something odd about her fingernails, and I was not at all surprised to see those pictures pop up the next day.

That's Lindsay. Keepin it classy.

I don't think this jail stint is going to change her at all. But I hope this is the start of things for her. Because she's got potential.

I blame her parents for helping her get to this point, but I hope she'll look to Drew Barrymore as an example of how to get herself cleaned up.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

About time!
I hope she actually goes and has to serve some hard time!

McGriddle Pants said...

I'm GLAD!
Good gravy, its about time she has to accept the consequences of her actions. The rest of us have to!!

I hope she does end up NOT having any of her "prescriptions" too. She needs some good solid CLEAN time.

Maybe she can get her shit together a la Robert Downey Jr.

MiMi said...

She's a JERK.
And I love that her lawyer quit, it actually looked like she wanted to knock Lindsay's ass out during the trial. :)

Shelley said...

Finally she will be paying the consequences of her actions! I'm sick of people getting slaps on the wrist time and time again- mostly celbrities! They aren't special just because they are rich and/or were on TV at some point!

gringationcancun said...

Come on Lindsay! Go back to your Mean Girls days. You can do it :)

Natalie said...

I think she got what she deserved. She needs to suffer the consequences of her actions. Sadly, it probably won't do any good.

Kiki said...

i think she got off easy. i definitely don't think she'll complete her sentence and it will do nothing for her addictions or her career. her "camp" will spout off excuses to help her get out, too, just like Paris Hilton's family did. i've never considered LiLo a talented actress, but i still feel bad for stars who fall. take care.

Brianne said...

I doubt she will stay the full 90 days. I'd be surprised if she stayed longer than 30. Either way, I don't think it would do her a bit of good. Put her in for a year, and then we'll talk.

Christine said...

She should be treated like any other Jane Doe out there! She should be made to spend the whole 90 days in the slammer.

She's old enough to know better than to act this way. It's sad to see these girls behave this way, but it's like a train wreck... you don't want to look, but you just can't help yourself! =)

Tara said...

i really hope she has to stay in there longer than a few hours!

Salt said...

I think she definitely needs the jail time, but unfortunately they aren't going to leave her sorry behind in there long enough for it to make a difference.

Eclipsed said...

I think if it will keep her out of my face I say she should stay in jail forever. I can't look at her face anymore.

adrienzgirl said...

Oh...LiLo, you are such a sad pathetic excuse for a wannabe actress. You had such potential. You should have stuck with Disney.

Lacey in the City said...

Dude she needs so much help, it's ridic. I firstly blame her parents for enabling her for so long and beginning at such a young age. The girl totally needs a little jail stint to scare the shit out of her, in my opinion.

The Random Blogette said...

I so agree that she will probably get out within 24 hours. It is ridiculous, if she was an average person that had the same sentence then she would serve the whole sentence. She will never learn and one day she will kill herself and it is so sad. She had such talent and then she threw it all away.

Jenn @ WestSacHoney said...

Ugh she's such a mess I used to love watching all her movies she's a great actress but man she really needs some help. She will most likely only spent at least 30 days in there get out and get in trouble again. I say keep her in their the whole 90 days MAYBE she'll learn something.

KK said...

I don't think it will help one bit.

Krista said...

At least her nails looked pretty and not all chipped and chewed. Gross.

Sharlene T. said...

No, she probably won't spend the full time in jail, but she should, like any other criminal who violates her parole... Lindsay's parents are 1000% to blame for this shadow of a young woman... they love the celebrity and the money and couldn't care less about their children... Lilo's mother acts like she's the star and hasn't really taken care of her daughter, much less the sister she's trying to push into the movies...

What the world has to stop doing is assuming that simply because someone can act in film or on TV, that they're anything special... they're not. Shirley Temple, at four years of age, was able to do it... and you get all the retakes you need to make it look perfect... acting is a job, that's it, and a job that can be filled by almost anyone. What makes it different is the amount of money your film brings in under your name... Lindsay stopped making major box office money years ago... I would be stunned if she recovers that position... Unfortunately, America chews through 'stars' like crackers, now, and five years is a very long career for the majority of newcomers... Lindsay has nothing to do, now, but live off her 'celebrity' status until the world is finally through with her... [stepping down from soapbox]

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Trixie and Tess said...

I think the whole flippin' Lohan crew are a few french fries from a Happy Meal (aka crazy). They all seem to embrace destructive behavior. I'm not sure if jail time will send LiLo on the straight and narrow, but she definitely deserves it and has it coming to her. I think if she doesn't change her dangerous ways, she'll be gone before her time. Remember The Parent Trap?! She was so cute. What happened?

Too much fame + too young + no parental guidance = a good recipe for disaster

Very sad.

Tess

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

I know she wont serve near as much time as she deserves. That firecrotch is such a hot mess.

Much More Than Mommy said...

She's a mess. If she hasn't gotten it through her head that she actually DESERVES some form of punishment, I somehow doubt the actual punishment will do much to change her. People her age don't (but should) understand consequences!!