If you only post once a month, I will probably unfollow you.
If we have nothing in common, I will probably unfollow you.
If you make up stories to gain followers, I will probably unfollow you.
If you blog only to promote your business, I will probably unfollow you.
If your blog is 75% giveaways and/or reviews, I will probably unfollow you.
If your blog is about one subject and one subject only, I will probably unfollow you.
If you think you're all awesomesauce when you're actually not, I will probably unfollow you.
If none of these apply to you, you've got nothing to worry about.
{wink}
41 comments:
This is pretty funny. I'd add to the list, don't ask me to follow you in a comment.
xo M
I concur and I could add a few to the list. On my personal blog, I started weeding out bad blogs recently. It felt good.
Tess
Awesomesauce - I like!
Yikes. I probably fall into like 4 of these categories at least. :)
haha Agree with all those! Except I DO follow blogs of many people I have nothing in common with :)
I might fall into a few of those categories haha
wahahahahaha! Love it.
Must say I follow people I have nothing in common worth purely for the joy of living vicariously through them.
But I must say I recently weeded out quite a few mommy-bloggers. By this I mean moms with very young kids and babies....am so over poo nappies, pacifiers, innoculations and sleepless nights! it was WEIRD cos when I started that was ME!
I did a double take and realised I am parent to *older* kids - when the f*** did that happen?
HA! It's scary to read a post like that because you think you gotta be something on this list & the illustrious Handbags & Handguns is gonna boot you off her "cool list".
That would suck.
Haha. Love it!!!
You don't follow me so I don't have to worry about getting my feelings hurt because you think I'm boring! :)
Oh, Blogging Bitches list, how I love thee!
Have I mentioned that I have EEE boobies??!
haha love the post and I'm sure I fall into one of those categories
Love the list!!
Ditto!
good to know you like my blog! :)
Whew! I was getting worried for a minute!
Love it! Totally agree!
Now THAT was damn funny!
Awesome!! Thank you for putting this out there!!
I just double checked to make sure you were still following me. Whew! Haha.
Aaahhh!! Shut up. I love every one on this list. And I would like to 'second' Marcie and tell all of those who ask me to follow them in a comment to stay AWAY!!! I ain't following you if you ask.
Ugh that drives me nuts.
I'm glad none of these apply to me and that we can still be friends ;)
Clearly you ARE awesomesauce, my dear!
I don't mind someone asking to be followed in a comment, if they at least make some connection to the post before they ask... I guess you don't follow me because I'm a niche site... of course, on the up side, following a different blog could actually introduce you to something new and interesting... but, I won't beg...
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Dude. I just unfollowed 20 blogs today. Not yours, of course.
I would add...if your blog plays music, I will not follow you. Because this isn't MySpace BITCHES!!!!!
This cracked me up! That being said Princess Hotpants I answered one of your questions today!!! (Don't worry I'll get to the others, I gotta space that shizz out!)
I really need to weed out all my "follows" I tend to follow a blog that follows me just to come back to them to check them out and sometimes I forget and this leads to over 200 follows in my reading thing there's no way I can keep up :(
bahaha. love it! i'm definitely awesomesauce.
Funniest and most fabulous thing I have read all day! Love it!
hahaha!! This made me laugh! :) Thanks !:)
Excellent.
That's just plain awesome. I have a couple of favorite bloggers that can't spell worth a damn and it drives me CRAZY. I still follow but I'm always tempted to yell at them, you know what, dinner that you eat is spelled DINNER, not diner. COME ON!
Oh and I so wish I was awesomesauce.
Couldn't agree more!
I actually went through and deleted a few blogs I'd been reluctant to unfollow, and all because of this post. So, thanks!
I lost a follower last week and its given me a real complex! Dont ever leave me, hotpants!
Wait a sec...I just lost a follower and now I have to go check if it was you.
And, I swear, I really did shit myself in walmart.
Great post! I think I'll go unfollow some blogs now.
But I really, really thought I was awesomesauce....
I am unsure if I should be offended or glad you think I am not full of awesomesauce. Or is it if I think I am? Oh, it doesn't matter, we both know I'm a snarky bitch and usually suck like a hoover.
i get a thrill out of unfollowing blogs that have turned blah. hehehehehe.
love Stacy's comment and how PLA says she has triple EEE boobs! at least she always has personal floaties at her convenience. ;)
But...but I am full of awesomesauce. In fact, I own the patent on awesomesauce. I'm not making that up either. It's true.
I wholeheartedly concur.
god, what a bitch!
(itotallyloveyoulongtimeandthislistisawesome)
That is so funny. I might have to steal it one day in the future...just kidding.
Uh, and may I add blogs where people only post pictures of their children? Rough stuff.
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