August 18, 2010

The Blogging Bitchies


If you don't use spell check, I will probably unfollow you.

If you only post once a month, I will probably unfollow you.

If we have nothing in common, I will probably unfollow you.

If you make up stories to gain followers, I will probably unfollow you.

If you blog only to promote your business, I will probably unfollow you.

If your blog is 75% giveaways and/or reviews, I will probably unfollow you.

If your blog is about one subject and one subject only, I will probably unfollow you.

If you think you're all awesomesauce when you're actually not, I will probably unfollow you.



If none of these apply to you, you've got nothing to worry about.

{wink}

41 comments:

Marcie said...

This is pretty funny. I'd add to the list, don't ask me to follow you in a comment.

xo M

Trixie and Tess said...

I concur and I could add a few to the list. On my personal blog, I started weeding out bad blogs recently. It felt good.

Tess

Hannah @ The New Black said...

Awesomesauce - I like!

Salt said...

Yikes. I probably fall into like 4 of these categories at least. :)

gringationcancun said...

haha Agree with all those! Except I DO follow blogs of many people I have nothing in common with :)

I might fall into a few of those categories haha

Simply-Mel said...

wahahahahaha! Love it.

Must say I follow people I have nothing in common worth purely for the joy of living vicariously through them.

But I must say I recently weeded out quite a few mommy-bloggers. By this I mean moms with very young kids and babies....am so over poo nappies, pacifiers, innoculations and sleepless nights! it was WEIRD cos when I started that was ME!

I did a double take and realised I am parent to *older* kids - when the f*** did that happen?

Olivia Carter said...

HA! It's scary to read a post like that because you think you gotta be something on this list & the illustrious Handbags & Handguns is gonna boot you off her "cool list".

That would suck.

JPO said...

Haha. Love it!!!

You don't follow me so I don't have to worry about getting my feelings hurt because you think I'm boring! :)

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Oh, Blogging Bitches list, how I love thee!

Have I mentioned that I have EEE boobies??!

californiadreamin said...

haha love the post and I'm sure I fall into one of those categories

Mighty M said...

Love the list!!

Christina said...

Ditto!

Sweet Bef said...

good to know you like my blog! :)

Krista said...

Whew! I was getting worried for a minute!

Megan said...

Love it! Totally agree!

adrienzgirl said...

Now THAT was damn funny!

Shelley said...

Awesome!! Thank you for putting this out there!!

Shelley said...

I just double checked to make sure you were still following me. Whew! Haha.

Julie (brown eyed belle) said...

Aaahhh!! Shut up. I love every one on this list. And I would like to 'second' Marcie and tell all of those who ask me to follow them in a comment to stay AWAY!!! I ain't following you if you ask.

Ugh that drives me nuts.

I'm glad none of these apply to me and that we can still be friends ;)

Clearly you ARE awesomesauce, my dear!

Sharlene T. said...

I don't mind someone asking to be followed in a comment, if they at least make some connection to the post before they ask... I guess you don't follow me because I'm a niche site... of course, on the up side, following a different blog could actually introduce you to something new and interesting... but, I won't beg...

Twitter: SolarChief

Cathy said...

Dude. I just unfollowed 20 blogs today. Not yours, of course.

Stacy said...

I would add...if your blog plays music, I will not follow you. Because this isn't MySpace BITCHES!!!!!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

This cracked me up! That being said Princess Hotpants I answered one of your questions today!!! (Don't worry I'll get to the others, I gotta space that shizz out!)

I really need to weed out all my "follows" I tend to follow a blog that follows me just to come back to them to check them out and sometimes I forget and this leads to over 200 follows in my reading thing there's no way I can keep up :(

Tara said...

bahaha. love it! i'm definitely awesomesauce.

magically ordinary said...

Funniest and most fabulous thing I have read all day! Love it!

Natalie said...

hahaha!! This made me laugh! :) Thanks !:)

Kristina P. said...

Excellent.

Date Girl said...

That's just plain awesome. I have a couple of favorite bloggers that can't spell worth a damn and it drives me CRAZY. I still follow but I'm always tempted to yell at them, you know what, dinner that you eat is spelled DINNER, not diner. COME ON!

Oh and I so wish I was awesomesauce.

Karen Peterson said...

Couldn't agree more!

I actually went through and deleted a few blogs I'd been reluctant to unfollow, and all because of this post. So, thanks!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

I lost a follower last week and its given me a real complex! Dont ever leave me, hotpants!

MiMi said...

Wait a sec...I just lost a follower and now I have to go check if it was you.

MiMi said...

And, I swear, I really did shit myself in walmart.

jackie said...

Great post! I think I'll go unfollow some blogs now.

Dysfunctional Mom said...

But I really, really thought I was awesomesauce....

Michelle Hoad said...

I am unsure if I should be offended or glad you think I am not full of awesomesauce. Or is it if I think I am? Oh, it doesn't matter, we both know I'm a snarky bitch and usually suck like a hoover.

A Real Housewife said...

i get a thrill out of unfollowing blogs that have turned blah. hehehehehe.

love Stacy's comment and how PLA says she has triple EEE boobs! at least she always has personal floaties at her convenience. ;)

Mom in High Heels said...

But...but I am full of awesomesauce. In fact, I own the patent on awesomesauce. I'm not making that up either. It's true.

Christina said...

I wholeheartedly concur.

MommaKiss said...

god, what a bitch!
(itotallyloveyoulongtimeandthislistisawesome)

Shelley said...

That is so funny. I might have to steal it one day in the future...just kidding.

A Wedding Story said...

Uh, and may I add blogs where people only post pictures of their children? Rough stuff.