September 14, 2010

2010 MTV VMA Fashion
The Manly Men + The Jersey Shore

Cory Monteith
a suit with shiny sneakers = ew

Dane Cook
a wrinkled hanes v-neck = lazy

color coordinated = dapper

Joe Manganiello
a werewolf in leather = hot

Justin Timberlake
jt = i'd hit that

all black with purple & fuschia shoes = no

Johnny Knoxville
a jackass in a sailor hat = loves

Usher = yes
Bieber = no

30 Seconds to Mars
a band who matches = not bad

The Jersey Shore cast
boobs & abs covered = win


Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

Still can't believe Snookie lost the poof. The hair looks pretty but she's totally channeling Lil Kim I think. Jenn looks classy, how did that happen? I saw Sammie looking very nice as well. They clean up well now if we could just bring Pauly's hair down to reality.

*SWOON* Knoxville in a sailor hat. ADORBS!

TLF said...

All the guys are EWWW.. Even JT! What's up w/ the tight pants??! I hate. Jersey Shore is looking FAB! JWoww.. WOW!! I've never seen her look so good!

Karen M. Peterson said...

I think Dane Cook is cute and all, and I know the VMAs are more laid back than other awards shows, but that outfit was NOT appropriate for the occasion.

SurferWife said...

I'm going to take a leap and say the Jersey Shore cast looks good. The guys in particular.

I need to go wash my mouth out with soap now.

Candice said...

What the hell happened to Dane Coook? He was hot once upon a time.

And also, why are all of those assholes leaving their shoes untied? Looks stupid.

Unknown said...

Surfer Wife and Candice said it best.

Snookie could have laid of a little of the orange, but hey, orange happens to all of us.

Johnny Knoxville-even when being a JackAss he's still totally on my "hit it" list.

Macey said...

I'm with Candice, what the hell happened to Dane Cook?? He looks fat!!

Desiree Lynn said...

The Jersey Shore comment made me lolz for reals!

Myra said...

JS group actually looks put together (other than Snooki's whacko lip pout thing).

Dane Cook = gross. What the hell happened to him?

Meghan said...

Ne-Yo is one sexy gentleman.

And the Biebs? He needs to go back to kindergarden...

Chay Chay said...

i love Skooki to DEATH, but she is WRONG for that orange ass skin lol! Usher & Justin look REALLY usual! And I like Drakes's whole look EXCEPT those shoes *smh*

Kate said...

Wait. When did Dane Cook shrink down into a leprechaun?

Christina said...

Good post! No one ever pays attention to the men.

Clare and Gary said...

OMG... J-Wow looks Classy... has the world tippe on its axis whilst I was asleep?

Beth said...

dane cook looks a mess and JT is looking FINE!

p.s. i'm going to be Snooki for Halloween! :)

Salt said...

OMG I thought Bieber was a girl.
Knoxville looks adorable.
Manganiello = HOT.
Dane Cook looks TERRIBLE. What the heck happened to his face?

I am shocked at how presentable the Jersey Shore kids look. I still want to punch Snooki in the face though.

Anonymous said...

The Bieb would look pretty good if it weren't for the ladies sunglasses he's wearing.

What happened to Dane Cook? He used to be kinda hot.

Love you, JT!

Mrs. Match said...

Um...I'm pretty sure Justin Beirber or whatever his name, is actually a girl. He sure looks like it!

Oh Dane, what happened to you? You used to be so you just look like a slob.

MommaKiss said...

lookit me, all commenting in a current post and stuff! JT. mmmmmmm. Excuse me whilst I dab the drool away.
That Beiber kid is just everywhere. Puke.

BonBon Rose Girls Kristin said...

Mmmmmmm. All these years later JT still does it for me. I'm still holding out for the NSYNC reunion tour. HA!

A Real Housewife said...

your comments are perfection. joe manganiello could wear a dress and i'd still think he was uber delicious. bieber looks like a girl dressed as a boy. i heart johnny knoxville.

Anonymous said...

Dane Cook is ridiculous. Appreciate that you're even there and make an effort.
Warewolf = hot!!
JT killed it.
Loves me some JOhnny K
The Biebs looks ridiculous!
The Jersey shore kids actually look respectable! Impressive!