Come October 31st, Suri Cruise will be decked out in a custom-made princess dress that cost around $6000. A friend tells In Touch she'll be wearing diamonds with her costume. Even if I had billions, my 4-year-old daughter wouldn't be wearing this. She'd be wearing a plastic and nylon Snow White costume that cost $19.95 at Party City.
Spencer and Heidi, who never really split in the first place, are back to whoring themselves out in front of the camera. That's right, everybody. They're together again. *gag*
Courtney Love attended the premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps looking like this. She certainly cleans up nice when she makes an effort.
Paris Hilton recently flew to Japan on business, was left in an airport hotel while the authorities decided what to do with her and was later sent home for being a bad influence on Japanese society. Japan's not too fond of Americans with drug problems. I guess Lindsay won't be going there anytime soon.
If Japan can ban our criminals from entering their country, why can't we kick them out of ours?
It was a busy week and weekend for Ms. Lohan. She failed several drug tests, had a warrant out for her arrest and appeared before the judge. The judge immediately sent her to jail pending a hearing in late October. As it turns out, this violates California law. Since Linds was charged with a misdemeanor, she is allowed to post bail. She did and is now a free woman.
- Pay $300,000 bail.
- Be fitted with a SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours of her release.
- Must refrain from drinking.
- Must not take or posses any controlled substances.
- Not allowed to hang out with or around known drug users.
- Not patronize nightclubs or places where alcohol is the 'chief item of sale'.
- Submit to search by law enforcement officials at any time.
I really hope she gets the help she needs whether it be jail and/or rehab. Her family and the system have failed her. Yes, she's old enough to know better, but she has a problem that needs serious attention.
Britney Spears has reportedly enlisted a variety of songwriters to help create tracks for her new album at a writing camp. I don't know what a writing camp is, but it sounds like a lot of fun. I wonder if there are pillow fights and roasted marshmallows. Anywho, I'm ready for new music from Brit Brit.
And, don't forget, It's Britney Bitch will be on Glee tomorrow night!
Want to hear some excellent news? There will be a third installment in the Bill & Ted franchise. Yes, you read that right. Keanu and Alex have both signed on. Dude! I loved these movies growing up. I wonder how they'll put one together today. People from my generation will definitely see it, but what about new viewers? Regardless, I'm totally there.
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