September 27, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
Crimes of Stupidity

Sesame Street aired a sneak peek of Katy Perry singing with Elmo on YouTube this week. The clip is from the upcoming season, but will never air in its entirety because parents aren't too fond of Katy Perry and her boobs. I'm no prude, but I've always thought Katy Perry should put those things away from time to time. We all know she has a great rack because her boobs are always on display. The Sesame Street people let her wear the dress so it's not entirely her fault.

Come October 31st, Suri Cruise will be decked out in a custom-made princess dress that cost around $6000. A friend tells In Touch she'll be wearing diamonds with her costume. Even if I had billions, my 4-year-old daughter wouldn't be wearing this. She'd be wearing a plastic and nylon Snow White costume that cost $19.95 at Party City.

Spencer and Heidi, who never really split in the first place, are back to whoring themselves out in front of the camera. That's right, everybody. They're together again. *gag*

Courtney Love attended the premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps looking like this. She certainly cleans up nice when she makes an effort.

Paris Hilton recently flew to Japan on business, was left in an airport hotel while the authorities decided what to do with her and was later sent home for being a bad influence on Japanese society. Japan's not too fond of Americans with drug problems. I guess Lindsay won't be going there anytime soon.

If Japan can ban our criminals from entering their country, why can't we kick them out of ours?

It was a busy week and weekend for Ms. Lohan. She failed several drug tests, had a warrant out for her arrest and appeared before the judge. The judge immediately sent her to jail pending a hearing in late October. As it turns out, this violates California law. Since Linds was charged with a misdemeanor, she is allowed to post bail. She did and is now a free woman.

The stipulations...

- Pay $300,000 bail.
- Be fitted with a SCRAM bracelet within 24 hours of her release.
- Must refrain from drinking.
- Must not take or posses any controlled substances.
- Not allowed to hang out with or around known drug users.
- Not patronize nightclubs or places where alcohol is the 'chief item of sale'.
- Submit to search by law enforcement officials at any time.

I really hope she gets the help she needs whether it be jail and/or rehab. Her family and the system have failed her. Yes, she's old enough to know better, but she has a problem that needs serious attention.

Britney Spears has reportedly enlisted a variety of songwriters to help create tracks for her new album at a writing camp. I don't know what a writing camp is, but it sounds like a lot of fun. I wonder if there are pillow fights and roasted marshmallows. Anywho, I'm ready for new music from Brit Brit.

And, don't forget, It's Britney Bitch will be on Glee tomorrow night!

Want to hear some excellent news? There will be a third installment in the Bill & Ted franchise. Yes, you read that right. Keanu and Alex have both signed on. Dude! I loved these movies growing up. I wonder how they'll put one together today. People from my generation will definitely see it, but what about new viewers? Regardless, I'm totally there.

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Anonymous said...

I think I am most horrified by Courtney Love's arms. She needs some work out tips from Madonna.

Katy Perry on Sesame Street looking like a whore doesn't surprise me. Shame on Sesame street for allowing her to look like that on a CHILD's show. I want my children (even though I only have one right now) to see positive influences and don't want my son thinking it's OK for woman to dress like that.

Maritza said...

I look forward to these posts...

Totally agree with the Suri thing! What the heck??

Shell said...

There's really going to be a third Bill and Ted? Really curious about how they are going to do that.

MommyLovesStilettos said...

I honestly don't see the big deal about Katy Perry. It's not THAT bad and most of the dolls out there for little girls are dressed skankier than she is.

Christina said...

I'm so excited to see Keanu back in that role. I miss him being funny!

Did you see Katy Perry's sketch on SNL, making fun of the whole Sesame Street thing? It was pretty funny. She is boob-a-licious! But I didn't think it was that bad with Elmo. I noticed, but disregarded it because, just like you said, they approved her costume!

Lindsay is MESSED UP! Not stupid, not thinking she’s above the law, but a real, crazy, addict. Poor thing.

I just heard there will be another Britney Glee after the Super Bowl. Love it!

Whew…lots to talk about today. Great post!

Kristina P. said...

I do think that the whole Katy Perry thing has been blown out of proportion. I mean, kids need to learn about boobs!

Cindy said...

Can't wait for Brit Brit on Glee!!

Mighty M said...

Did you see the clip of Katy Perry in the Elmo shirt on SNL?

So excited for tomorrow's Glee!!

Christine said...

Kids would not have noticed Katy Perry's boobs unless an adult pointed them out. Well, that's what I think anyway. Courtney Love definitely has the potential to be a super beautiful person... if she wanted to!

Oh em gee!!! Bill & Ted!!! I'm so excited now!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Women don't bare cleavage, they have it. Ass wipes.
I think it's hilars that Suri is better at wearing heels than me!
Spedi didn't really split? I have no idea!
I think everyone is pretty much ova Paris.
Poor, poor LiLo.. not.
Thanks for reminding me about Britney Bitch on Glee.. I'm setting my DVR from my work computer. I heart technology!

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I HAD* no idea about Spedi.

Nikosmommy said...

Glee's next episode will be tv greatness (hopefully!)
And NO doubt...I don't care HOW much money I have, I wouldn't be throwing away my cash on redonkulously expensive childrens clothing.
$20 costumes all the way!

Sharlene T. said...

I'm still trying to get past Surie wearing heels... guess there's enough money to handle the spinal and foot problems in her future... where's my soapbox?!?!?! I can't say anymore, or I'll never stop... have a great day and come visit when you can... it's a rainy Monday morning and...

magically ordinary said...

Love all the celeb tid bits and commentary! Great read (anf you are right on).

MiMi said...

Ya know? Cleavage is gross and inappropriate on children's shows...but, Sesame Street has a history of this. Remember Elmo in Grouchland?? Vanessa Williams had some MAJOR cleavage going on.

MiMi said...

Also: Suri frightens me and she shouldn't wear heels. That is all.

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

Dont you think its bad for such a small girl (Suri) to wear heels? I mean, isnt it bad for even grown ups to wear heels a lot?

Karen Peterson said...

Bill & Ted 3?? I'll be at the midnight show!

I really hope Lindsey gets things together. She had so much potential and it would really be a shame if she goes the way of other disasters like Anna Nicole and Courtney Love. I'd rather see her turn out like Drew Barrymore or Robert Downey Jr.

Candice said...

This is merely an observation, but when your kid is just as tall as you are, then it might be time to let them use those things that are sticking out their ass! Let GROWN KIDS WALK for the love of God.

Shelley said...

I love these posts from you! It's like a quickie People magazine, ha!

myra said...

I'm disgusted with myself for not having watched last weeks Glee yet. Shame.

Speidi makes me want to vomit. Constantly. Can someone just go throw them on an island and we can all pretend they aren't around anymore?

<3 Talk of Tinseltown :)

californiadreamin said...

hehe love your posts like these :)

Tara said...

i was amazed that courtney love could look that good! also, i hope i have a precious little girl that looks just like suri! she's too presh. however, my child will never be that spoiled! totally agree with you on the $20 costume from party city!

Fabulous Terrah said...

I have personally been impatiently waiting for the Britney episode for months now! It will be a wine & chocolate dots kind of night for mom tomorrow. Chya. Bill & Ted doing another movie??!! Say wha? Off to google that shiznit now...

Oh, and quick question... who designed your blog button??? It is so classy and cute... I want one damnit!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

BILL AND TED! Shut the front door! I'm so excited about this!!!

Ugh, I wish we could deport LiLo and Paris but I guess in the end no one would take them so we're stuck.. unlessss there is a remote island somewhere!

Suri is going to have no clue about the real world ever, is she?

LipGloss Ninja said...

Ah, i have missed these posts!

Courtney Love looks like she is dying.

Paris has had a boob job, she used to be flat like me. ;-) And I just had a boob job....takes one to know one!

Suri in high heels? Puh-leez.

Katy Perry and Sesame Street should never be used in the same sentence, never mind anywhere else.

Date Girl said...

How jacked up are poor Suri's feet going to be by the time she's 20? She's going to be crippled. Who let's a 4 year old wear heels?! I'm with you, rich or not, my kid's not wearing anything worth 6 grand. Ridiculous.

I would totally watch a 3rd Bill and Ted. That's awesome!

A Real Housewife said...

what's the most exciting thing that's happened all week? i just read (thanks to you) the news of the new bill & ted movie. OHEMGEE i am so freaking excited!!!

City Girl (EC1) said...

Fab gossip update! :) Look forward to more! xx

Anonymous said...

OK, lets begin:
Thank you for the Katy Perry/Sesame Street update. I had heard there was a scuttle butt, but didn't know what it was about. I assumed it was her boobies, as it usually is.
A $6000 Halloween costume. Really? You want to make yourselves look like BIGGER idiots?
Yeah, I'm shocked that Speidi are "back together", these people need to go away.
Courtney looked pretty good, however, what's up with one boob?
Paris AND Lindsay need to be kicked out of the country.
I haven't seen Keanu in a movie in a long time, guess that's why Bill & Ted are coming back?
Thanks for the update, awesome as usual!