October 18, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
Shut Yo Mouth


Barbara Billingsley who played June Cleaver on Leave It To Beaver passed away at the age of 94. I remember watching reruns on TV Land back in the day.


Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman have split. Christina has already filed for divorce. I guess Naked Sunday wasn't working for them anymore.


Friday Night Lights actress Minka Kelly has been named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive for 2010. She's currently dating Mr. Baseball, Derek Jeter.


Rapper T.I. has been sentenced to 11 months in prison. He was arrested last month on felony possession of a controlled substance while he was on probation for a 2009 federal gun possession conviction. He has two weeks to turn himself in.


Kanye West reportedly has a habit of sending female fans pictures of his penis. They're currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. I'd be willing to bet he doesn't care.


Courteney Cox and David Arquette have separated. Immediately after the news broke, David blabbed to Howard Stern. He said he hadn't had sex with Courteney in months and that she was tired of being his mother. I'm guessing David's mom didn't teach him to keep his private life private.


Alicia Keys and husband Swizz Beatz are proud parents to a healthy baby boy. A lot of people have been ripping them for naming him Egypt. Honestly, it could be a lot worse. They could have named him Shazam.




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16 comments:

Simone said...

"Shazam"...ROFL!!!

And David Arquette just needs to shut up. Quickly. Ugh!

Love the photo of Jude....usually so pretty Jude, stop doing that!!

:)

Jessica said...

This is the first I've heard of the Kanye West thing... Who would WANT to see his privates? SICK. Haha. (Can you tell I'm not a fan?)

Sharlene T. said...

Courtney should have gotten rid of him way back... he's a professional idiot and hanging on to her purse... anyone sending pix of their private parts to anyone else obviously is incapable of a real conversation and was probably 'never held back' and probably still hasn't gotten over using dirty words to show their all grown up... I loved Barbara Billingsley, nay she rest in peace..

Kristina P. said...

Yeah, Arquette sure is a class act.

MiMi said...

I'm sad about CoCo and Arquette. Although Arquette is a douche, so not as much as I could be.
Egypt? What a hard name to say, ya know? It seems like I would have a hard time saying it if I needed to...which is part of the reason I'm semi retarded. :/
June. So sad. Although she was freakin' old so nobody can say she didn't live a full life.

Marcie said...

My favorite post of your by far! I love getting the juicy gossip with your funny commentary. Shazam!


xo m

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Is that the same chick from That 70's Show?
I was super shocked about Court & David and even more shocked about him blabbing like the very next second!
Not at all shocked about Christina Ag. Her hub was ew.

Kristy said...

I am honestly never surprised anymore when I hear of anyone divorcing.

Nikosmommy said...

Egypt isn't so bad,,,for a celeb baby name. Shazam, Ali Baba, Grand Poo-bah... it could have been a LOT worse....

Karen Peterson said...

I used to love Leave it to Beaver. I even watched the New Leave it to Beaver in the 80s, even though it wasn't nearly as good.

I had hopes that Courtney and David would find a way to work it out. As soon as I heard he'd blabbed, I knew it was over. Even before I knew what he'd said. Guess Scream 4 is gonna be a little awkward.

Mighty M said...

What David Arquette said was probably a perfect example of whey they got separated. Immature much?

A Real Housewife said...

holy robbing the cradle, Mr. Jeter.

total douchebag move on David A.'s part. what an ass.

Date Girl said...

I'm sad to hear about Christina's split. As for Courtney, I always thought she could do way better than the craziness that is David Arquette.

PS when you can see all of a person's ribs, that is NOT sexy. Bleck. Go eat a sandwich Minka!

Cathy said...

Whoa. I am waaaay behind on my celeb news. Thanks for updating me!

Alicia Keys is gorgeous and I can't even imagine how adorable her kid is going to be.

SurferWife said...

Sooo, is his name Egypt Beatz?

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