November 15, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown; Engagements are Contagious

Us Weekly is reporting that Pink and Carey Hart are expecting. The singer has yet to confirm or deny the story. Come on, Pink! Inquiring minds want to know.


Dean Sheremet proposed to his girlfriend Friday morning in their NYC apartment. Dean was divorced from LeAnn Rhimes back in June. LeAnn congratulated her ex via Twitter because that's what exes do.


Jenna Jameson posed with her twin boys, Jesse and Journey, for the family issue of W magazine. She said, "I really don't think I need to say, 'Mommy was a porn star,'. The moment I decided to have children, I quit. I won't even do a Maxim cover."

I give her major props for giving it up, but the conversation is going to come up eventually. She's like the biggest porn star in the history of porn stars.


Two of the Gosselin sextuplets were expelled from their Pennsylvania private school. The two are reportedly being homeschooled after getting kicked out for 'rage issues'. If your children have rage issues and get kicked out of school at the age of 6, there's something seriously wrong. The tv cameras need to go. Mom and Dad need to quit worrying about fame and parent their damn kids.


After hearing of Nick Lachey's engagement to Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Simpson told Ryan Seacrest she was extremely happy for her ex-husband. She was so happy that she went out and got engaged herself. Jessica is now engaged to former NFL player, Eric Johnson. Well, that's one way to deal with it.

I'm not the only one who finds this to be weird, right?


Lindsay Lohan is allowed out of rehab from time to time for good behavior. She was seen spending time with her father a few days ago. Well, Michael's already gone and messed that up somehow. He came to her apartment with Chinese food this weekend and she had security escort him out. I guess I'll give him credit for trying, but now's probably not the best time to reconcile with his daughter. Why can't everyone just leave her the hell alone so she can heal?


Kendra Wilkinson is in the upcoming December issue of Playboy. She admits that the pictures were taken two years ago, but were never used. She looks great, but the cover is hideous. Whose idea was it to use red and green fonts and put her in pink and blue? That's just tacky.

And, yes, I know the people looking at the magazine are not worried about...

BOOBS!

Please forgive me. I got distracted.



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37 comments:

Mom in High Heels said...

Oh, maybe Pink will name her baby Purple or Green! That would be cool. Or not, but at least it's not Apple.
Why do Jenna J's kids look so dirty? And really, I know that their mom is a porn star (or former, whatever), but she could have put some clothes on them.
The Gosselin kids are all the talk on my homeschool boards. J&K need to have their arses kicked.
Lindsey Lohan...overexposed.
Kendra...BOOBS! Wait, what was I going to say? I forgot.

Christina said...

Yes, Jessica Simpson's engagement is very, um, interesting. Did you know he was still married when they met, only six months ago?

Amen on the Gosselin and Lindsay ideas!

Christine said...

Pink is having a baby? Can't wait to see that...

Jenna should tell her kids before their friends show them a video.

I despise the Gosselins. I wish someone would take their children away from them until they understand that fame is not worth your children's happiness.

Poor Eric Johnson probably felt all kinds of forced to ask to marry him.

Absolutely agree that Kendra's boobs are awesome... err, I mean that the font colors don't match her outfit.

Candice said...

Poor puffy Jessica. Such a desperate, desperate woman.


BTW, I thought Leeann's ex husband was gay? Guess not?

SharleneT said...

Is momma Gosselin doing the homeschooling? With a little luck and her pull, maybe each one of the little darlin's can have their own reality show! Wouldn't that be too cool? Whatcha think, huh?

Yes, leave Lindsay alone and let her heal...

Less said about Leann etc., the better...

Come visit when you...

I'm just the MOM said...

Jenna effin Jameson...um sorry honey...ur boys will KNOW u were a porn star as soon as they go to school.
But poor gosselin kids? hmmmm i blame kate. and jon too, but mostly kate. mostly because i dont really like her

fojoy said...

Let's hope the Gosselin kids get their rage issues under control...lest they grow up to be like their mother!

Karen Peterson said...

John Gosselin may be a douchebag, but he IS trying to get rid of the TV cameras. Maybe this latest development will help him finally convince the idiot judge that Kate is NOT working in the best interest of the children after all.

purseblogger said...

It's so sad to me that two 6 yr olds have rage issues. I fully agree with you. Get rid of the cameras! (I have never seen the show, nor will I.)
Jessica Simpson is bizarre, as is LeAnn Rimes.
Love these posts!

Impulsive Addict said...

I know I'm a new follower but I love you even more now. Me and Hollywood are ONE. I ♥ everything Hollywood and you just reported on a couple of stories that I didn't even know about!

I'm not a fan of LeAnn. That girl makes me want to puke. So does Jenna.

If I were a lesbian, I would totally try to hook up with Kendra.

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jennykate77 said...

Is it just me or does Leann look SO weird these days...and by weird I mean not attractive...and by not attractive I mean ugly. There I said it.

Jenna is delusional. Her kids will know she was a porn star soon enough.

I feel bad for LiLo. She's just a childhood star with a whack family. She didn't really stand a chance to come out of this thing sober. Hopefully she'll pull a Drew Barrymore and end up being a class act. We'll see.

MiMi said...

Jenna...um, did she adopt? What's wrong with the kids' faces? Is it just me? Don't shoot me. I'm just wondering.
Also, I think Dean is cute. But he seems gay. Doesn't he seem gay?
Are Pink! and Carey back together? He's super cute and they should be married again if they aren't already. They just can't quit eachother! Quick. Which movie did I steal that from?

Dana said...

Love these posts!! Same feelings on the Gosselins and J. Simpson.

And that cover shot of Kendra is way tacky.

Cara Smith said...

Unless JJ has a major plan in place to disable Google before her kids are in elementary, they are gonna know.

It's amazing how the crap you do before you have kids can come back to bite you in the ass.

And the Jessica Simpson engagement does seem quite fishy.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Pink is going to be a kick ass mom just like Gwen.. I'm excited to see her little one!

Mighty M said...

So weird about Jessica's sudden engagement....they are saying it was planned all along, but I'm skeptical.

Meghan said...

Ugh. Jessica Simpson is a pathetic little puppy. Seriously, I cannot stand her anymore.

Tara said...

is it not normal to get engaged one week after your ex does??

Tara said...

is it not normal to get engaged one week after your ex does??

Allena said...

My newest Us Weekly has pictures of Pink rubbing her belly - SO CUTE!

Nikosmommy said...

There is NO way Jenna's boys will ever be normal! They'll be tormented about their moms "career" for their entire lives!!!

Liz said...

I don't even know where to start.

Pink rocks. And I wish nothing but the best for her and her family.

Jessica Simpson is PATHETIC! She has been "head over heels in love" with every loser she's dated since her divorce and has been DYING for an engagement ring. Whatever! She is SO old news.

Is Lindsay Lohan's zipper down in that picture?!?! That's all I have to say about her.

And I'm afraid to say those poor Gosselin kids have only just begun to wreak havoc. Kate and Jon won't know what hit them when those kids are done with them. SO SAD!

Dezzy Lou Where Are You said...

I really dont understand why Eric whatshisface wouldnt think how odd the engagement would look on the heels of her ex husbands? Men are so dense sometimes.

Teisha said...

Man that's gonna be a weird sex talk for Jenna. "I want you to know that your body is a temple and you shouldn't be easy...do as I say, not as I do."

Kristin said...

The J. Simp timing is suspect...but I heart that ring. It totally inspired my post today!

Kristy said...

Pink is not supposed to have children. Has someone called DHS? She's already vocally supported beatings as a valid parenting strategy.

cornflakegirl74 said...

I feel so badly for those poor Gosselin children. Talk about terrible parenting. You're right though: time to turn off the cameras.

I happen to think JJ's children are beautiful. So what mommy is a porn star? They'll find out one day but they don't need to know now.

Awww, I didn't know the Pink pregnancy rumors. I think she'll make a great mum. (I'm so out of the loop, I didn't know she was back together with Carey Hart!

Cathy said...

How awesome would it be to have Pink as a mom! Better than having JJ as a mom, that's for sure.

Seriously, what the f is wrong with Jessica Simpson? Girl has some major issues. Maybe try being single for a minute honey.

The cover designers at Playboy need to be fired. That is hideous.

AMY said...

HI I'm a new follower and I Love your blog!
Pink confirmed on ELLEN Show today that she is pregnant! Congrats to her!
And I think Jenna is sleazy scum, but her boys are gorgeous!
And did anyone notice that Lindsey's zipper is open in that picture? At least it looks like it. Poor Lindsey.....always something happening!

Date Girl said...

Wow, I've been living under a rock. Jessica Simpson is engaged? That reminds me of that Friends episode where Ross gets engaged and Rachel goes nuts and tries to get Joshua to propose. Just saying.

Yeah...Jenna sorry your kids will find out. It's gonna be real awkward when they go searching for their first porn and find MOM. EWWWWWW on so many levels. They'll be the only boys in history to not want to look up porn for fear of finding ma!

Jessica said...

1) Is it weird that I didn't even know that Dean was dating someone? I saw LeAnn and her man being interviewed with Robin Roberts either last week or the week before. Despite the fact that I totally don't agree with how that all went down, they seemed REALLY in love.

2) My radio morning show (well, not MINE, but the one that I listen to) hasn't given up the whole Jessica Simpson getting engaged one week after Nich thing. They're betting that she's pregnant and that's why they got engaged. My friend brought up a good point: celebrities don't get engaged because they're pregnant. They get married because they have kids together.

3) Holy Hallelujah, how on EARTH were those kids expelled?!= I would have been betting on Maddie first - it's amazing that it wasn't her!

Natalie said...

I think it's hilarious that the Gosselin kids are expelled FROM ELEM. SCHOOL. What kind of rage issues can you ahve when all you do is cut & color most of the day? Especially since they've been used to a rigid routine since they came into this world.

I'd almost totally forgotten Jenna had become a mom. Her kids look just like their Dad, IMO. And there is no way she's gonna be able to get around the porn star talk. She is a legend in the field. Have you read her book, by the way? Very interesting.

fojoy said...

Not sure if you play into "awards", but I left something for you over at my blog ;)

Jenny said...

Hello! I'm coming over from SITS, I was intrigued by your post title.

I agree with you completely about John and Kate, if your kids are being kicked out of school for behavior issues there is a serious problem. Maybe instead of homeschooling they should drop the camera, get the kids in counseling, and try to fix the problem now before it gets worse?

I had the exact same thoughts about Jessica Simpson when I heard the news, that's not a coincidence.

April said...

I am so glad that Liz and Amy noticed Lilo's zipper was down ... that was driving me crazy!
And what was with the Anon comment? Uhh ... wierd?
Totally think Jessica Simpson is crazy for getting engaged the same weekend as her ex ... that makes her look so very sad.

Clemson Girl said...

Totally agree on the tackiness of the Playboy cover. Ew ew ew.