November 01, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown
Tricks, Tricks + Sluttier Tricks

Brooke Burke as Cat Woman
She looks like she's channeling Elvis in this jumpsuit.

Lisa Rinna as Lucille Ball
Man, those lips are distracting.

Kendra Wilkinson as a slutty gangster chick
I think she forgot pants.

Snooki as The Pickle Queen
I didn't know there was such a thing.

Tara Reid as Heidi Montag
I'm not sure why she's wearing a wig when she has long blonde hair.
Maybe she's showing us how stupid Heidi is.
Yes, that must be it.

Tori Spelling as a peacock
I like this.

Kim Kardashian as Little Red Riding Hood
She looks like a slutty pirate chick with a cape and Dorothy shoes NOT Little Red Riding Hood.

J-Woww as one of Tiger Woods whores a slutty schoolgirl
This is exactly how I dressed when I went to private school.

Holly Madison as a Barbieish warrior princess Princess Aurora
Seriously, who makes this crap?

Heidi Klum as a giant robot chick
Heidi goes all out every year. I give her props for being original and non-slutty.

Ellen DeGeneres as Snooki's poof

Pauly D as Justin Bieber
I never would have thought he'd look this bad with his hair down.
Put it back up, Pauly!

Leonardo DiCaprio trying to be incognito
Leo, you look like a douche.

Matthew Morrison as Richard Simmons
This is clever I suppose.

Amanda Seyfried as a dog
This is boring, but she does get points for not dressing like a slut.

Stephanie Pratt as a french maid
I'm seriously running out of things to say.

Anne Hathaway in a leopard dress with a mask
Go big or go home, Anne.

Janet Jackson as a lady in a dress with a cigar and a mustache
I'm sure she's supposed to be 'somebody', but I don't know who that 'somebody' is.

Paris Hilton's parents as police officers
I hope Paris appreciates their sense of humor.

John Mayer as a Storm Trooper
I don't have anything nice to say, so I won't say anything at all.

Michael Sheen as a guy with a white face
Kate Beckinsale + Len Wiseman as Frankenstein and The Bride of Frankenstein
See? With a little bit of time and effort, you too can have a costume without looking like a skank.


Kristina P. said...

Ellen's is awesome. Some of them, not so much.

And how sad is it when I wouldn't know many of these celebrities were in costume? Kendra?

Rachel said...

Tori and Heidi are tied for my favorites. And J Wow's abs make me want to cry.

Kori said...

Great photos honey...I also think Kendra forgot her pants! Hope you had a great Halloween, I've been down with the stomach flu! Kori xoxo

Macey said...

Girl, this is the funniest post. I swear, why are they all SLUTS???? Sheesh!
Hey. When do we get to see your Sookie??? Did you do the blonde???

English said...

OK so a couple of things...

Audrina Patridge wore that peacock outfit last year and it looked way better. Its also the reason I decided to go with the peacock look despite the fact that I could not afford that 200-something dollar costume

Where was John Mayer's halloween party? A college dorm? Thats an odd picture

Kim K. clearly loves herself - she tweeted like 5 different costumes before choosing. I seriously think she just likes to look @ herself.

Why does Heidi Klum always insist on making herself look HORRIBLE for Halloween? Like the going all out thing though. Maybe she gets tired of being hot.

I think Holly is Sleeping Beauty.

OK Great post - I'm done now.

tara said...

1. jwoww has the super skinnies. and huge boobs.

2. why am i not surprised that snooki is the queen of the pickle?

3. is it just me or does tara reid not even look like herself?

Molly said...

Fun, fun!! I am seriously distracted by the guy in the background of Kendras pic. WTF?

People seriously are weird and Ellen will forever be hilarious.

Jessica said...

I'm with English... Kim K seriously annoyed the CRAP outta me with all her tweets. It was crazy.

Love that Heidi Klum goes all out. If your not first your last baby.

Ashley said...

Good job finding the costumes! I love seeing them :)

Unknown said...

Ellen wins, hands down.

I do like Amanda NOT being slutty. Maybe she went as Brita on "Community" on a Halloween special.

Olivia Carter said...

Oh man, I love this post!

Oh, and I think Martin Sheen is supposed to be Edgar Allen Poe. I'm not positive but he looks a lot like him.

Vanessa said...

Could Holly be Princess Aurora, aka Sleeping Beauty? My daughters have the non-slutty version of that costume...

BTW, I love you, love reading you, and I'm glad that Ian reads you too. :-D

Anonymous said...

haha - I thought Tara Reid as Heidi Montag was Kelly Ripa as Tara Reid!

Anonymous said...

haha - I thought Tara Reid as Heidi Montag was Kelly Ripa as Tara Reid!

Anonymous said...

lol I love Ellen! And Holly looks like sleeping beauty to me, not a warrior princess. So she gets a zero lol

Anne could have warm a leopard mask. But purple? Fail.

Shelley said...

Can I just tell you how much I love this post? I never would have seen all this fabulousness, otherwise! I love Ellens poof hahaha!

Karen M. Peterson said...

Ellen is the funniest woman alive. That costume made me die laughing the first 85 times I saw it. And now...yeah...still not old!

Mrs. M said...

Slutty costumes are the worst! I like Tori's look too!

We finished season 4 of Dexter last night.....I am not happy about Rita. I would have assumed John Lithgow would have given more away in the end...although I get the need to keep it a surprise. It just didn't fit his M.O. though. I am making my husband add Showtime so we can start watching season 5 on On Demand! :)

Ian said...

My comments

Brooke Burke as Cat Woman
Yup, good call on Elvis reference

Lisa Rinna as Lucille Ball
Man, those lips are distracting.

Right on

Kendra Wilkinson as a slutty gangster chick
I think she forgot pants.

Who the hell's looking at her missing pants?

Snooki as The Pickle Queen
Um. Yeah. NEXT.

Tara Reid as Heidi Montag
Isn't she dead yet?

Tori Spelling as a peacock
Go away. Go far away.

Kim Kardashian as Little Red Riding Hood
She looks more like Snooki than Little Red Riding Hood.

J-Woww as one of Tiger Woods whores a slutty schoolgirl
Don't walk near a pincushion

Holly Madison as a Barbieish warrior princess
You have all year and this is what you come up with?

Heidi Klum as a giant robot chick
She looks like what was pulled out of Barney's ass at his last colonic

Ellen DeGeneres as Snooki's poof
Oh. Thought it was cousin It.

Ok I'm done. I can't keep up with your greatness.

I'm out.

Charish said...

Holly was Princess Aurora.

Beth said...

Kendra Wilkinson has gotten her pre-baby bod back! Looks great!

Tori Spelling looks fug.

JWoww needs to eat a cheeseburger.

Heidi Klum's costume is going to give me nightmares.

Ellen has the best costume...ever!

I LOVE Pauly D as J. Biebs. I think I just like that you can see his hair without the spike.

Did you hear that Amanda Seyfried was dating Ryan Phillipe? So jealous!

TLF said...

I was surprised to see Brooke's boobs covered so much!

Tori's would have been a lot better w/ black sheer tights and a different wig.

This was one of FOUR costumes Kim K wore on Halloween. One of her others WAS a slutty pirate, right on! US Weekly as the pics.

J-Woww always looks great on red carpet, but on the show- not so much!

Holly is for sure Princess Aurora aka. Sleeping Beauty.

Heidi scares me.. Eek!

Matthew Morrison was my fav!!

Anonymous said...

Am I the only one in the free world who likes Pauly D with the Bieber do?

Great Halloween recap! You rock!

A Real Housewife said...

i heart heidi klum; ellen degeneres is a genius--best costume ever; i hate that stephanie pratt and heidi montag are even relevant; in the last pic i think you meant michael sheen, not martin. ;)

Unknown said...

Kim K. totally looks like the St. Pauli girl...

Lisa said...

Nothing - and I mean NOTHING - made me laugh harder than The Pickle Queen. At least she is original.

Sharlene T. said...

Thanks for a great laugh... you are too cool...

Unknown said...

Does Heidi have a tiny little penis on that costume?

Fabulous Terrah said...

Bwahahaha , the Ellen one was friggin' funny and the lovely Heidi wins my overall best costume vote. You rock my bloggin' lady friend.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

I just laughed my butt off at this. Let me get this straight though... The Hilton's have the most boring, stock costumes and yet they have TONS of Money!?!?! WTF? Ellen is hilarious. I love it! While I don't care for JWoww's outfit I'd punch a baby in the face to have her stomach.. ok I wouldn't do that but I would kill for her stomach... just saying ;)

Mrs. Match said...

John Mayer is definitely on the dark side, so I get the storm trooper thing.
Kendra's costume would have been cute if she's worn pants and buttoned her shirt.
Tori's costume is the first thing I've ever liked about anything Tori Spelling.

The Zany Housewife said...

Lisa Rinna as Lucille Ball?! I think I vomited in my mouth a little. Oh to hit that woman with my nerf bat...