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December 13, 2010

The Talk of Tinseltown; Those Gossip Girls

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were married on Saturday in a winter-themed wedding at Lionel Richie’s home in Beverly Hills. Nicole was walked down the aisle by her father. The ceremony was officiated by Reverend Run. Guests included Khloe Kardashian, Gwen Stefani and Samantha Ronson. Notably absent was Richie's former BFF, Paris Hilton. {That's so not hot.}


Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing after two years of marriage. The two met on the set of Dexter where they play brother and sister. Speaking of Dexter, who watched the season finale? {OH. MY. GOD.} Anyway, I really liked these two together. This sucks.


Ryan Gosling is reportedly courting Blake Lively. Sources say the two have been on several dates, but aren't too serious about each other yet. No offense to Blake, but Ryan Gosling is supposed to end up with Rachel McAdams. Hasn't she seen The Notebook?


So, Miley Cyrus took a couple of hits from a bong at a party. People at the party videotaped it. Her people then tried to snatch up all of the computers with the video on it. Unfortunately, there were too many college students with a copy. Miley and her reps are denying it was weed in the bong. They say it was a legal substance called salvia. Does anyone else buy this load of garbage? Just go ahead and admit it. You were huffing the Mary Jane.


Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens broke up. I am not a fan of either so I don't really care. See? I couldn't even be bothered to post a good picture of them.


Reese Witherspoon, who is so freaking pretty it's ridiculous, recently spoke to reporters about Robert Pattinson. She said, "I'm not gonna lie. He's a very, very handsome man." Reese also said she and her 30-year-old friends love the Twilight series. This proves it. Reese and I would totally be besties if she lived nearby. She loves Twilight. I love Twilight. She's from Tennessee. I'm from Tennessee. She has flawless skin and an amazing wardrobe. She could buy me some face cream and let me borrow her shoes.


Taylor Momsen thinks masturbation is cool. "I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around -- learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. That’s why girls have so many bad experiences." I'm not against masturbation, but I am against this chick for being on my nerves.


Kim Kardashian reportedly went out with Halle Berry's ex, Gabriel Aubry, for a minute. Halle quickly put her foot down and said OH, NO SHE DIDN'T. Kim, out of either fear or respect, decided to back off.



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26 comments

Kristina P. said...

Taylor Momsen acts like a whore. I'm not saying she is one, but she is acting like one, and I don't get it.

As for Salvia, most smoke shops sell it. In my State, you can't get it under 18, but you can as an adult. The big thing my clients are smoking is a thing called Spice, which the Fed just made illegal, but it is basically incense. The things I know about drugs is astounding, sadly.

Alethea Noble said...

Who is Taylor Momsen and why is she famous?? I don't care enuf to actually look her up. I didn't know that Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing... damn, I liked them as a couple.

Scrappy Girl said...

Wonder why Paris didn't come to the wedding? Hmmmmmm...

Scrappy Girl said...

Wonder why Paris didn't come to the wedding? Hmmmmmm...

Beth said...

Miley Cyrus is 18...I was 17 when I took my first hit of the Mary Jane. But I didn't have 4 year olds looking up to me or paparazzi following me. And I was still a virgin.

and Taylor Momsen is too young to be talking about masturbating. quit thinking you're cool as shizz Taylor...you're not.

Christina said...

Oooh, juicy stuff. I’m so happy Nicole and Joel got married, but what a strange guest list. I think it’s kinda sad Paris wasn’t there. Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter divorcing? Sad! I agree that Ryan and Rachel belong together! And I can’t stand Blake, he can do better. Oh, Miley. I think we’re in for a show with that girl. Hilarious picture of Zac and Vanessa!!!

(Florida) Girl said...

So who is Reese dating now? She always seems to have a hot one in tow.

Cathy said...

Reese is breathtaking. And I love the dress she's wearing.

Oh, and did you know Taylor Momsen was Cindy Lou Who in the Grinch?

gringationcancun said...

Ok, I've seen Taylor Momsen in the "news" lately and she always seems to be naked or something. Who is she?

I hate to say this, but I'm actually sad about Zac and Vanessa. I guess I always hope some Hollywood couples will make it.

Reese is awesome, and I really like Blake Lively's shoes! (even though I don't know who she is)

gringationcancun said...

I just saw Cathy's comment...

Are we really being schooled on masturbation by Cindy Lou Who? Surreal.

Nikosmommy said...

.."She could buy me some face cream and let me borrow her shoes."
What else would you expect from a wealthy, Hollywood star? She really is fabulous!

Taylor M. needs to stop talk and put some clothes on. Right now.

Kim K. probably never really had anything going with Halle's ex...but it does make for good tabloid fodder!

Karen Peterson said...

I like Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter together, but it was always a little bit weird that they were married and playing siblings. I guess it's better than siblings playing a married couple...

AJ said...

Oh, I do hope we get pics from Nicole and Joel's wedding!

I think just about, ummm, everyone wants to be BFFs with Reese. She seems pretty cool. And you are right, sista has the wardrobe going on.

Simone said...

I love Talk of Tinseltown and you made me laugh out loud with this one!!

You and Reese...yay!!!

I know very little about Ms Momsen but what I do read...ew!!

And your Halle Berry comment really made me laugh, stop!!

:)

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I was in bed before this addition went up.. mother slacker!

Brewhaha - Paris was not invited!!

Poor Dex!

Taylor needs a good beat down from her parents.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

PS. A friend of yours is a friend of mine, can I borrow some Loubs from Reese too??!

Mighty M said...

I was so bummed about Michael and Jennifer!!

AMY said...

Sad about Michael and Jennifer!

LOL.......Love that Halle put her foot down about Kim! Teehee! OH, NO SHE DIDN'T!

Tara said...

scarlett johanson and ryan reynolds split too!!!!

oh yes, and i hate taylor momsen.

MiMi said...

Wait though. Why does Halle get to say who dates her ex? Oh. Yeah, cuz she's Halle. :)

SharleneT said...

I'm glad Nicole finally got married... I adore Reese, too, but the rest of them -- eh...

ilene @ muchloveilly said...

you are too cute! i feel like i need to should just stop reading people magazine and just read your blog. you got the low-down, girl!

i totally agree with you - its ryan gosling and rachel mcadams - for real!!!

A Real Housewife said...

nicole's wedding sounded like the shiznet of 2010. uh, totally would have killed for rev run to officiate my wedding.

totally upset over the michael and jennifer split up. and, no i have not even seen one episode of dexter this season. we don't have showtime. i am dying over here!!

ryan gosling and rachel mcadams were made for each other. blake needs to step aside.

i saw the video of miley smoking "salvia" on chelsea. uh, yes please! (that is...if i was in to that sort of thing...)

zac is a hottie. i have no idea what that vanessa girl does nor do i care.

i heart reese witherspoon. one classy lady. tell her to send some face cream my way please.

longest response ever?

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

When ever I see Jennifer Carpenter I immediately think of her in White Chicks. The movie is a total guilty pleasure of mine - when she tears herself apart in the dressing room I nearly pee myself with laughter every single time!

Ryan and Rachel FOREVER!

Joel and Nicole forever!

No one should ever have Paris at their wedding, I'm glad she didn't make it. ;)

Krista said...

Want to see some photos of the Richie wedding. Glad they actually went through with it.
Did you hear that Michael C. Hall was cheating with Julia Stiles? Sad. Especially since she helped him through cancer.
That Blake Lively is gorgeous, but agreed, Rachel McAdams and Gosling belong together.
Miley leaves Disney and goes apeshit. At least she's old enough, unlike Momsen. She's a 16 year old idiot.
I can't believe Zac and Whatsherface stayed together as long as they did.
Reese is all around fab. Can't WAIT to see her and my boyfriend together in Water for Elephants!!
Rude Kardashian, but really? It's Halle's EX.

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