Orlando Bloom and Victoria's Secret model, Miranda Kerr, wed in a "secret" ceremony on Wednesday. The couple who've been dating for three years announced their engagement in June. I don't know why the tabloids label all weddings that aren't announced to the press as being secret. If there were guests at the ceremony, it wasn't a secret.

Amanda Bynes, who announced her retirement from acting a month ago via Twitter, wants everyone to know she's now unretired. She apparently came out of retirement to plug her new movie,
Easy A. I don't even know why I'm sharing this because nobody cares. It was either this or tell you about Lindsay Lohan being isolated from the other prisoners because they started chanting
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Does anyone else think Lindsay could look just like this girl if she got herself rehabilitated?

Rumors have been circulating that Britney Spears has been counseling Mel Gibson in recent weeks. Yes, he was there for her during her troubled times, but her reps say she hasn't spoken with Mel in two years. For the survival of mankind, I hope these two aren't besties.

Investigators working the cases of Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack think mold found in their home could be a contributing factor in their deaths. When Brittany passed, the mold issue came up, but was later dismissed. Suspicions arose again this week when Simon's autopsy came back with the same causes of death as Brittany's -- pneumonia and anemia. Brittany's mom originally refused to allow the L.A. County Coroner's Office to look into the mold issue, but has now agreed. This could explain why husband and wife both had respiratory health problems. Pneumonia is a dangerous side effect of mold exposure. To think one or both of them could be alive if it weren't for some nasty mold... so sad.

Heroes actress Ali Larter is expecting her first child with her writer/actor husband, Hayes MacArthur. The couple has been married since last August.

The newly engaged Christina Applegate has a baby on the way with bass player Martyn Lenoble. Applegate, 38, and Lenoble, 41, got engaged on Valentine's Day of this year after dating for two years. I love her!

Bruce Willis has revealed that a Die Hard 5 is imminent. I could act like I don't care, but I'll totally see it when it comes out. I'm such a boy.

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