February 21, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown
Achy Breaky Reality


Jessica Alba announced on Facebook that she's expecting baby #2 with hubby Cash Warren. The couple already has a daughter, Honor. Maybe Jessica should think about doing a reality show since her movies keep failing at the box office.

I've never asked The Hero, but I'm pretty sure she's on his Celebrity Hall Pass List.


According to Life & Style, Kourtney Kardashian is engaged to Scott Disick. If this story is true, you'll see the proposal on the season finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York. Kourtney is reportedly excited to wear her ring in public since she's only been wearing it at home. Who wants to bet there will be another show in the works because of this?


Speaking of the Kardashians, the family made $65 million in 2010 which is reportedly more than Tom Cruise, Sandra Bullock and Angelina Jolie combined. Life is so unfair.


If he could turn back time, Billy Ray Cyrus says he would never have let Miley do Hannah Montana. He says it ruined his marriage and his relationship with Miley. He also says the blame was often placed on him to take away from whatever precarious situation Miley had gotten herself into. This is why he didn't attend her 18th birthday party. He knew they'd say, "Miley's dad let her party in a bar. It's all Billy Ray's fault." I almost feel bad for him. Almost.


Since Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's divorce announcement, there's been story after story of who's to blame. Ashlee's camp says Pete was always touring while Ashlee was left home with the baby. Now, Pete's camp is saying he was done touring and Ashlee was out partying with friends. Yet another Hollywood couple that seems to forget they're living in the public eye with a child. Shut your traps and take care of business behind closed doors.


Paris Hilton recently celebrated her 30th birthday with friends at a private home in Hollywood. A musician named Paz stole one of her birthday cakes when he realized it wasn't going to be served to the guests. He wrote the following on his Facebook page.

"I woke up this morning with a $2,000 birthday cake in my living room. It's big. It's red. It says 'Paris' and its f***ing delicious. I decided no one was going to waste $2,000 worth of anything on my watch. I had to rescue that cake."

This is hilarious. Way to go, Paz!




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28 comments:

Tara said...

I just dont believe it that Billy Ray wouldn't let Miley do Hannah Montana if he could do it all over again. He can't blame Hannah Montana for all their problems.

Jennee said...

I hate when celebrities blame their success on their downfalls. It's how they react to the success that causes the downfalls! Gesh! Get over yourself!

AMY said...

I LOVE The talk of tinseltown!!!
YAY....Jessica is having baby #2!

Please continue to always do the talk of tinseltown. I Love it! And your point of view is always spot on!

stephanie said...

I don't believe Billy Ray at all, I think if he could go back in time he'd do it all over again.

I love this feature! SO cute.

Ed said...

The Kardashians are further proof of what is wrong with this country.

Add Jessica to my list.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

Paris is 30??! I had no idea!!
I do not like Jessica Alba, you know this.
And I tots do feel sorry for Billy Ray, breaks my heart, kinda.

PS. I want t be a Kardashian!!

gringationcancun said...

Remember the 1 day Kim K went out in public without makeup? I wish she would do that more often.

Molly said...

Kourtney's hair looks wonky. Why are people into that look? I do love the Kardashians though!

Meghan said...

You are seriously my pop culture hero. I never understood why Jessica Alba made such crappy movies. But I secretly loved "Honey".

The Random Blogette said...

I would love to be adopted by the Kardashians. Maybe they can give me some of that boo-tay too!

I feel bad for the whole Cyrus family, kinda. Living your life in the spotlight is rough for celebrities, but you can't blame it for all of your problems.

Marcie said...

Best post ever! I LOVE when you do this! First, 65 million, really?! They are reality geniuses, but I just hope that family saves their money because it doesn't last forever. Hilarious about Paris's cake too! What about Britney's music video? I am so sad, it was terrible!

Marcie

Impulsive Addict said...

Jessica Alba is on my list too. ;) She's hot.

The Kardashian's wear me out but I can't help but keep up with them. It's like watching a train wreck sometimes.

I love that someone stole that cake. $2,000 for a cake? Whatev. That makes me sick.

Kristin said...

I can't believe the Kardashians bring in that much cheddar.

MiMi said...

The Kardashian thing makes me barf. Ugh.

Christina said...

Blah! Kardashians!!! I don’t remember Billy Ray complaining when his daughter got him on a TV show and (sort of) a career revival. I love the Paris cake story. Hilarious.

Liz said...

love love LOVE your Talk of Tinseltown posts!

Kristy said...

Poor Billy Ray.

Oh yeah, you better believe Kourtney and Scott will have a show. But, you know what? I will definitely watch! I think they are strange, and therefore, entertaining.

Cait said...

wow great post! just came across your blog and its one of my new fav!

Squashys Girl said...

lol, loved it!

found your blog from Studio 30 Plus!

will def. be following your blog

Inna xoxo said...

Love Talk of Tinsletown! Saves me time scouring all the websites my self! all the news in a nutshell! Love it! The Kardashians are annoying. I feel bad for Billy Ray. He got caught up in all that stuff and didnt realize he was losing his daughter. That blows.
xoxo inna :)
My Bloggie!

Ramsey said...

Tehehe! I love love some celeb gossip!

Lacie @ Creative Attempts said...

Your talk of tinsel town is what makes blogland sooooo good :)

Mighty M said...

I was wondering why anyone would steal a cake. Seems like a pretty good reason to me!

Kelly @ Dare to be Domestic said...

Plain and simple Ashlee Simpson is a idiot. Durrr I married a rockstar but I expect him to be home all the time not on tour... HELLOOOO STUPID! Furthermore, he doesn't lip sync on SNL so that's probably why he's still touring...

I also heard rumors issues started because she was trying to chill out with the peeps from X-Life and their friends all the time [Daddy Simpson is in charge of that reality show as well].

Sounds to me like Simpson wants attention since her next album is in the works...

There's only one Simpson I like and that's Jessica, and sometimes even that girl tries my patience.

Note: Paris had a small birthday party at home because she doesn't have any more pull in Hollywood... or at least that's what I want to believe.

And lastly, yes I did take my mean girl pill today! ;)

JG said...

Rachel Bilson pic - BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Dana said...

Alba is definitely on my hubs Hollywood list!

Oh Billy Ray......

It must be nice to be overly famous and rich for doing pretty much nothing. But somehow I still find myself watching the Kardashians. Sorry Kourtney I still think Scott is a douche.

Bdubs said...

I can't believe Ashlee and Pete are getting a divorce. That's so sad. Those poor Simpson girls are unlucky in love!

I really wish the Kardasians would just GO AWAY.

Fabulous Terrah said...

Hahaha!!! I would of rescued the hell out of that cake too. ;-)