If you're here visiting from the UBP, let me introduce myself. My name is Misty, but my blog friends call me hotpants™. I'll be 32 in 8 days. {I still feel 18, in case you were wondering.} I work full time as a Mortgage Post Closer. I have a weekly feature called The Talk of Tinseltown which is chock-full of celebrity gossip. I'm also mildly obsessed with vampires and Britney Spears. I tell it like it is, speak fluent sarcasm and can teach you how to get a great spray tan. To sum things up... I'm awesomesauce. We should be friends.
My husband , The Hero, is a firefighter. He loves weight lifting, Florida State football and is totally Team Jacob. He may drive me batty when he plays Call of Duty for hours on the couch, but he's a good egg. I think I'll keep him.
My kids, Little Man and Little Bit, are 5 and 2. Little Man loves computer games, Power Rangers and aggravating his little sister. Little Bit loves Dora, purses and being sassy. Without these two, my life would be extremely boring.
Then there's my bestie, Terri from Peace, Love & Applesauce. She's crafty, a lover of shoes and gives the best Dancing with the Stars recaps. I anticipate her witty commentary, and I don't even watch the show!
I hope you'll take a look around.
And, if you think we can be friends,
I think you should read this first.
If all of these things aren't enough to keep you here,
maybe a Vera Bradley Giveaway will do the trick.
Stay tuned for one on Monday!
43 comments:
Time to party.. blog style!!!
New follower from UBP11. I mean, really, who doesn't want a blog friend named Hotpants ;) I love the honesty and wit.
Been a follower for sometime now.. I love me some Tinsletown gossip :-)
I loved this summary- too cute!
Stopping by from UBP. My monkey of a daughter has those same pajamas!
Love it! Great summary, I feel like I always struggle writing posts for things like this.
And happy (almost) birthday!
Such a great summary of your blog! I'm lookin forward to some Vera <3
You already have me drooling for the Vera Bradley giveaway.
OMG!
Woman.... you are funny!! Here from UBP! We gots lots in common! Our hubs would get along well! lol!!! Your lil bit would be my lil bit's bff! lol
xoxo!
Funny stuff here! Stopping by from UBP (of course!) Great blog... will definitely have to keep up on it!!
You are so on my calendar for Monday. Im a Vera Bradley fan. I love your enthusiasm and did you invent that word awesomesauce, nice.. Happy UBP.
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Love your blog and can't wait to read more! I'm now following via GFC! Please swing by my party to say "Hi" and enter for a chance to win a Disney Dooney and Bourke Wristlet! http://ow.ly/4rsvr
I am loling. I think we can be friends, even if I only love Sookie-type vampires that live only in books and not on tv. ;)
I hope you'll stop on over and say hello as well!
Happy Partying!
Here from Ultimate Blog Party- I love your list. Everything can and SHOULD be related back to a quote from Friends. Gosh I miss that show.
I also love celebs, and my blog is all about my inability to keep my own secrets, but I think I'm pretty good at keeping others. We should totally be friends:)
swinging by from the party to make sure I said hi. I totally hear you on the kids and life would be boring without them, I have four so there is never a dull moment. Heck, even when there is no one else would believe me. You have a lovely family. Oh and I LOVE your boots.
Stopping by from UBP11. We have something in common, I'm also a bit obsessed with the vampires. Ha! Hope you have fun at the party. Hope you can stop by my bloggy neck of the woods.
Stopping by from the UBP. So nice to meet you. Love your commentary on Mel Gibson (I feel the same way) and the creepy picture of Justin whazzhisname.
Following you and your wit now. :)
Cheers,
Tracy All Thumbs Crafts
Hey, love your intro, too funny. I'm adding you to my reader, so glad I found you through the Ultimate Blog Party. Have a great weekend.
Partyyyy time! I love your blog! :) Cute family!
Check mine out if you want!
Stopping by from the Ultimate Blog Party! It is so nice to "meet" you. I hope you're having a great day. I'm following now so I'll see you around!
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http://AHippoWithAHeadband.blogspot.com/
Thanks so much for stopping by my blog! It's great to meet you! :)
I am finding so many new great blogs...will be following you,.you have an awesome site.
so happy to find your blog...what a fun party
Hope you will stop by...I have some extra giveaways that require nothing but a comment...no jumping through hoops.
Teresa
http://teresa-grammygirlfriend.blogspot.com/
http://grammyababychangeseverything.blogspot.com/
Stopping by UBP. I'm Ilana from Mommy Shorts. I just started this thing and I couldn't resist your blog name. I bet you get lots of visits because it!
I think we would have lots in common because I am also awesomesauce. Or at least my blog is mainly humor driven.
Hope you check it out: http://bit.ly/dRABgC
Nice to meet you!
Hello and partying with you from #ubp11.
My mom loves Vera Bradley. C U Monday.
Super cute blog! I think we could be friends too! I really like your project 52 idea and may have to steal that for 2012 :)
Michelle @ FTSN
http://www.fromthesamenest.com/2011/03/2011-ultimate-blog-party.html
Love your post! I promise that I won't try to get you to try my recipes even though they are really easy & yummy. Oh...that wasn't me pushing, really!
I am hella impatient too. It drives my husband nuts. :)
Hi! Stopping by from the UBP. So glad I found your blog. You're hilarious. Annnnd I watch Friends twice a day. :-)
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Stopping by from UBP! And of course some Vera Bradley will keep me around! And your awesome style as well! Looking forward to your future posts as your newest follower!
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You had me hooked at VAMPIRES!
Happy UBP11. This is way too much fun and your site is GREAT!
-Kanesha
Hello! I am new to this blogging party thing! Your blog really got my attention! I love vampires too. : ) If you have time please visit my new blog: http://survivingsahm.blogspot.com
What?!!? No blog party for Dads? I'm outraged! I'd better come up with some ribbon car magnet to signify how oppressed blogging Dads are. We want equal rights. Where's our blog party?
Thanks for stopping by at my blog!! Yours looks like a lot of fun! ;)
I read your "Things About Me", and I totally think we should be friends. Even though I'm not so much into vampires, we can both be awesome and sarcastic together! Thanks for visiting my blog, and happy partying!
Is that bar in Acworth? I swear it looks familiar...
Thanks for stopping by and following me! Cute family!
And yes Nikon and Canon users can still be friends.
Kim
Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Wishing you all the best :)
Hahahaha, I am totally there with you on the husband that plays call of duty...my husband is in law enforcement. I tried playing once...didn't go very well. Nice meeting you! See you around!
Hi. i am here from the blog party. so glad you stopped by my place and so happy that i came over to check you out as well. such a great blog. can't wait to read more.
hope to see you around again sometime.
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new follower from the party! GREAT BLOG :) your family is just precious and look forward to reading more...
stop by my blogs if you get a chance!
Can't wait to get to know you, as a new follower. I am new to UBP this year...so excited!! Loved your intro and your blog design.
Hi there! Newest follower from the UBP! hope you could come find time to come by my blog and follow me. Thanks! :)
http://aimee-girltalk.blogspot.com
I haven't done my UBP post yet *cringes* but I've been reading lots of others. I was intrigued by your blog's name so I clicked. Vampires and Vera Bradley? In the words of David Cassidy...I think I love you (in a totally non-creepy, unstalkery way, of course)
I'm loving looking around your blog! I love the title. I grew up in East Texas and am at school in Central Texas. We know a thing or two about handbags and handguns! :)
Tina
http://kristina-zufall.blogspot.com/
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