March 07, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown
Tiger Blood + Bieber Hair

Topher Grace from That 70's Show gave $25,00 to American Idol contestant, Chris Medina. Chris' fiancee was in a serious car accident that left her severely disabled. Topher, you're a true gentleman.

Christina Aguilera was a passenger in a car driven by her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, when the two were stopped by police. He was arrested for driving under the influence. She was taken into custody for public intoxication and later released. She won't actually be charged, but the police held her because she 'couldn't take care of herself'. She was probably covered in piss and/or vomit and couldn't stand on her own two feet. Way to go, Christina. 2011 is certainly your year, girl.

Amy Winehouse might be seeing Russell Brand’s dad, Ron. The two were seen leaving a bar in London on Thursday before riding off together in the same car. Even as wild and crazy as Russell Brand is, I seriously doubt he'd approve.

What can I say about Charlie Sheen that hasn't already been said a million times this week?

1. I don't think he's half as crazy as everyone thinks he is. He's an egotistical celebrity. He likes to hear himself talk. Yes, he's probably a little off his rocker from years and years of hard drug use, but so are a lot of other people.

2. He passed a drug test. Yes, he knew he was going to take the test, but I will give him the benefit of the doubt for now. What the man needs is for someone without an ulterior motive to pull him away from the spotlight.

3. I'm still on Team Sheen. I hope he can stay clean, get back to what he does best and ultimately be a father to his kids.

Scarlett Johansson is rumored to be dating Sean Penn. They were seen having lunch together. Having lunch together doesn't mean you're dating, but putting your feet in someone's lap while doing so translates to more than a working lunch, no?

Justin Bieber flipped off the paparazzi. His poor fans must be ready to maul Selena Gomez. First, he cut off his luscious locks then he made this rude gesture. It must be all her fault.

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Stacy said...

Sheen is CRRRRRAAAAZZZZZYYY! I'm not gonna lie - I find him extremely amusing. However, I think it's rather scary and sad what's happening to him. He's really lost it. Did you watch Dateline? The three parts of his heart are valves, love, and tiger blood. WTF?

jennykate77 said...

I'm Teen Sheen, even though I like to tell people (namely Impulsive Addict) that I love her like Charlie Sheen loves crack and whores...or crackwhores.

That's so sweet of Topher. What a nice guy. I knew I liked him for some reason.

I love The Bieb. I took my nieces and Isaiah to see Never Say Never last night and I actually really liked the movie. He's a pretty impressive person for being 16 (or 17...whichever he his right now).

Amy Winehouse and Russel's dad...GROSS!

Beth said...

Charlie Sheen is not NEAR as crazy as Gary Busey. That man is F'd up!

And Justin Bieber may have cut his hair...but he still looks like a lesbian.

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

I've said it once and I'll say it again.. Justin is too young to remember Felicity but he could have learned from her mistake... cutting your trademark locks only leads to your fall from grace in the Hollywood Eye... only woman that can pull that off is Jennifer A! ;)

I'm pretty much over Charlie at this point. P.S. AMERICA we've lost nothing if 2 and a half men never comes on again... that show was horrible and I think that Ducky can do SO much better and more with his career.

That being said I hope for his children's sake he gets better!!!

I heart Topher, always have and always will. He'll always be my little Eric Foreman!

Kelly @ turned UP to ELEVEN! said...

P.S. Amy looks rather good [for Amy]... Christina however.. no so much...

Ian said...

HAHA dude Amy Winehouse is a dooooode.

Thumbs way the f up to Topher. If I had money like that, that's the type of things I would be doing.

SharleneT said...

The Bieber will pass -- he's just not good enough to make it in the long run as a singer. He's this generation's David Cassidy. I can't say for sure, but he may well be like Henry Winkler (The Fonz of Happy Days), too. Can't get beyond the public's niche for him. His acting, at this point, isn't cutting edge and the world loves him as a teeny-bopper singer. May not be able to make the transition into movies. God knows, at that age, girls are very fickle and even just changing an outfit (never mind a hairstyle!)can turn emotions totally off and onto another "star." Time will tell.

I don't think Sheen's personal life is any of my business, just his performances. Like, God knows how many we have in every other job in this country, if he performs his work, we just call him 'functional,' and wait for the next performance. I don't really think anyone cares that he pays for sex -- I think they care that he spends so much money (that they don't have) for sex. He doesn't want a relationship. None of my business. [Off soapbox]

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh, how awesome would it be if Amy Winehouse becomes Russell Brand's stepmom and Katy Perry's mother-in-law??? AWESOME!!

I'm also Team Sheen... yeah he's kinda crazy, but he's done everything he had to to get the show back on the air. It seems like Chuck Lorre is just too insulted and petty to let the show continue, even though Charlie's done everything that was asked of him.

Macey said...

ScarJo. Please do NOT be dating Sean Penn. He's old. He's UGLY. ICK.
Amy Winehouse. OMG. Russell is going to need therapy.
Sheen. He's funny. I like his ego problem he's having.
Hate Christina. She looks like a whore.
And Topher. So sweet.

Mrs. M said...

I won't be surprised if Xtina is in rehab soon...

stephanie said...

I love Topher he's such a cutie. And there's just something about me that loves Charlie Sheen even if he's bat shit crazy :)

Karen M. Peterson said...

I don't think Charlie's crazy. I think he's a big time a-hole who's just telling it like he sees it. I'm not on his side, I can't stand his show, and I'm going to laugh my butt off if it goes back on the air without him.

That Topher Grace, though. He lives up to his name!

Impulsive Addict said...

Well, I'm not a huge Topher fan but HOW GENEROUS!

I'm a Christina fan but I'm NOT a fan of this Britney-like meltdown she's about to have. She needs to get back in the game!

Amy Winehouse and Russell's dad? EWWWW!!!! I can't stand her.

Ok..I'm not a Charlie Sheen fan. I don't like his cockiness OR his hit tv show but I'm pretty sure I'm the only one. He needs to go to jail but he's a celeb. They usually get free passes.

Scarlett deserves Sean Penn. She broke Ryan's heart. I just know she cheated on him. Bitch.

Justin Bieber just makes me laugh. I don't understand what all the fuss is about. JennyKate loves him though. Your thoughts on Justin? Will you be seeing his movie? But I couldn't be happier that he cut his hair! Good move.

Nikosmommy said...

"Winning!" NO Charlie Sheen is not winning right now. It's evident that he's fried some brain circuitry from years of drug use and I actually think he sounds like he's manic (as in suffering from Bipolar disorder) and is currently on a manic high (the fast talk, delusions of grandeur, totally disconnected with reality!!) It seems pretty obvious that he could use rehab, therapy and a strong dose of Lithium!
That's just my 5 cent psychology...but I'm no doctor. LOL

TLF said...

Christina A is headed in a Britt Britt spiral! It'd be funny!!
And I'm laughing at the Bieber stuff, they have to grow up and rebel sooner or later!

A Real Housewife said...

what is it with Brit girls and their pointy fingernails? i've noticed that quite a bit lately. really bothers me.