April 25, 2011

The Talk of Tinseltown; Desperately Seeking Susan

Things seem to be heating up between Eva Longoria and Eduardo Cruz, Penelope Cruz’s brother. The two have been spending a lot of time together, vacationing in hot spots all over the world. I’m so jealous. I can’t remember the last time I went on vacation.


LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian tied the knot at a private estate in Malibu on Friday. The two were engaged for approximately four months. I don’t have much to say about this because I don’t really care.


Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 120 days in jail for violating her probation. In addition to jail time, she will have to serve 480 hours of community service. After sentencing on Friday, Lindsay was immediately taken into custody. Since she was charged with a misdemeanor, she was able to post bond almost immediately. She’s due back in court on May 11th for a pretrial hearing.


Universal has officially chosen Jeremy Renner to take the lead in the upcoming film, The Bourne Legacy. He will be playing a spinoff character NOT Jason Bourne. I won’t run out to see this in the theater, but will probably watch at home. I’m not hating on this as much since he’ll be taking on a new character. Matt Damon is Jason Bourne, period.


Susan Lucci will soon be out of a job since All My Children is going off the air. Susan is said to be securing herself a spot on Desperate Housewives. According to sources, her contract with ABC secures her another job with the network. I could totally see this. Mrs. Lucci definitely has what it takes to live on Wisteria Lane. What do you think?



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23 comments:

Liz said...

OK, so if it were me, or anyone else I know for that matter, my ass would be behind bars for a LONG time for pulling the stuff that Lindsay Lohan pulls. Why can't they just lock her up already? She's now officially famous for being a big time loser!

You are right, Matt Damon is Jason Bourne, and I'm not crazy about Jeremy Renner, but I might have to go see it anyway. Something about those Bourne movies....

BTW, I too am desperate for a vacation.

MiMi said...

Yeah....weirdness. I think what's-her-name...LeAnn or whatever, is a dipshit. Her first hubs was cute.
Um...oh, did you see what Mel Gibson is in coming soon?!?!

SharleneT said...

Don't worry. Eva and LeAnn are young, there'll be plenty more spouses in the years to come.

Lindsay belongs behind bars, just like us or our children would be if they violated probation and 'borrowed' anything from a store. Acting is a job like any other and anyone can fill her shoes. We adjust to new people in film all the time.

Speaking of which, Matt Damon is Bourne (I will not adjust. Oh, well, I should listen to myself but I don't.)

Good post.

PeaceLoveApplesauce said...

I lovelovelove Eva's entire outfit in that pic above!

What did LiLo do now? I have not heard about her in a while...

Krista said...

I like the Longoria/Cruz couple, they look good together.
Rimes/Cibrain, are we taking bets to see how long it lasts? Really? Who cares.
Lohan is a mess, always will be.
Damon IS Bourne, totally agree.
I think the cancellation of AMC is the best thing for Susan Lucci. She needs to shake things up in her career. Smart lady to have that little stipulation written into her contract.

Jana said...

How long do we bet it will be before LeAnn has baaaby?? I am guessing not very long...

Christine said...

I am so glad to know that Renner will not be taking on the role of Bourne because you are absolutely correct there is no other Jason Bourne than Matt Damon.

Hutch said...

I feel like some super scandalous gossip is going to hit soon. So much has been about B-List and below lately I'm getting a bit bored. Luckily I have Hunger Games casting news to keep me entertained for now.

SushiMama said...

Am I a horrible person for hoping that Eddie cheats on LeAnn?

Oh well if I am- I don't like her one bit.

Katie said...

a) It scares the crap out of me just how easy Lindsey Lohan gets out of pretty serious criminal issues. Most *average* people would be in jail by now. They aren't helping her at all by giving her an out on everything she does wrong.

b) I'm wondering how long it'll be before Rimes and Cibrian are in divorce court fighting over assets.

c) Susan Lucci is enough reason to get me to start watching "Desperate Housewives" again.

AMY said...

I bet LeAnn and Eddie don't last. He's a cheating scumbucket.
Lindsey sucks....she needs to get her ass thrown in jail.
WoooHooo Erica Kane on Desperate Housewives! That'd be Awesome!
Hope Eva finds her Happiness again!

Meghan said...

YES! I totally see Susan Lucci on DH! She was born to be one:)

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stephanie said...

Susan Lucci will be fab on Wisteria Lane! And really? Lilo should be in jail by now!!

Sandra said...

Isn't this like Leann Rhymes 3rd marriage? What is she? Like 24?....sheesh...I'm not one to judge (much) but geez....

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Christina said...

I heard reports that Eddie’s weddings to LeAnn and his ex-wife were very similar. I think that’s so weird. I hope Lindsay doesn’t let this derail her. It seems like she was doing well and then this thing from the past came out to haunt her. I'm still rooting for her. I’m feeling pretty good about Jeremy Renner and I’m glad he isn’t replacing Matt Damon. I think Susan Lucci would fit right in, but I wonder if she’ll have to be told not to make all those dramatic pauses and long stares at the end of each scene.

Mighty M said...

I'd love to see Susan Lucci doing prime-time TV!

Making another Bourne movie without Jason Bourne just makes no sense....just let it be a stand alone movie without the Bourne references!

Karen Peterson said...

I haven't ever watched All My Children, but I can totally see Susan Lucci on Desperate Housewives.

I couldn't care less about Eddie and LeAnn.

I'll see Jeremy Renner in the Bourne Legacy. As long as he's not playing Jason Bourne, I'm good.

Ashley @ Little Miss Momma said...

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